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Subject: LASER WAR!!!
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Luckily, Grace(Spartan-096) has a knack for explosives and blows all the Elites to kingdom come.

[Edited on 6/19/2004 7:41:54 PM]

  • 06.19.2004 7:41 PM PDT

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5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Cow stops to poo, gives Cannon's hunt and kill Elite teams to strike. The cow fought bravely but was vanquished, while Mooman enjoyed a glass of milk.

  • 06.19.2004 7:43 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
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2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
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4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

MY GOD YES!!! IT HAS BECOME A STICKY!!! YEEHAW!!!! Proclaimed Cannon.

  • 06.19.2004 7:45 PM PDT
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I made it a sticky...

  • 06.19.2004 7:46 PM PDT
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DrummDragon goes back to the lab to grow new arms...and think of how to kill the one who ripped them off.

  • 06.19.2004 7:46 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
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2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Posted by: Spartan 096
I made it a sticky...



Congradulations to you and to everyone else that has posted here for these long and fun filled hours.

  • 06.19.2004 7:47 PM PDT
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You're not welcome.

  • 06.19.2004 7:47 PM PDT
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Spartan-096 evades all of DrummDragons attempts to kill her.

  • 06.19.2004 7:49 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
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2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Cannon sends all available forces in to attack Spartan 096. She is surrounded and brought into a brightly lit, round room, where there are no corners to hide. DrummDragon comes in and helps Cannon eliminate her.

  • 06.19.2004 7:49 PM PDT
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How does a thread become a sticky?

  • 06.19.2004 7:50 PM PDT
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Spartan o96 gets a shotgun full of lead in the face.....from guess who......

  • 06.19.2004 7:51 PM PDT

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Enough people post in it, or there are enough replies to it without a lot of spamming in it.

  • 06.19.2004 7:51 PM PDT
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It doesn't.
Spartan-096 reminds Cannon they have peace treaty.
Spartan pulls the Matrix from the shotgun blast and kicks the shotgun into her hands and KAPOW!!

[Edited on 6/19/2004 7:53:25 PM]

  • 06.19.2004 7:51 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
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4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Cannon begins firing on DrummDragon. The fool fell into the trap. Cannon reminds Spartan 096 not to kill any of Cannon's Marines or Elites in the future.

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Spartan-096 agrees to these terms and the same goes for Cannon, do not attack the hissing Spartan. She has friends in high places, as well as low.

  • 06.19.2004 7:55 PM PDT
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she also has evaded all your attacks so it would be unwise to attack again.

  • 06.19.2004 7:56 PM PDT

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4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Cannon calls for a ceasefire on his troops and himself. He must sleep now. So until he returns, his forces are immortal, and will not attack, unless byrum, Liton, or NightRider feel the need to use them.

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Spartan-096 runs out of the spherical room only to go back to her dark corner hissing.
*Hisses*

[Edited on 6/19/2004 8:01:12 PM]

  • 06.19.2004 7:58 PM PDT
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*wips out rocket launcher and blows away all corners until the room is shaped like a circle*

  • 06.19.2004 8:02 PM PDT
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Spartan-096 evades all rocket blasts and realizes that he has destroyed all her sacred corners, so, obviously she rips his arms off(again) and takes the Jackhammer missle launcher and blows Master Shake into the sky where the birds peck at him.
Then she finds a dark corner in another room and hisses until asleep.

[Edited on 6/19/2004 8:07:55 PM]

  • 06.19.2004 8:06 PM PDT
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Master Shake I propose an alliance.

  • 06.19.2004 8:08 PM PDT
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Spartan-096 hears this and runs to another dark corner and does not hiss loudly so they can find her.

  • 06.19.2004 8:10 PM PDT
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Don't come near me, the Flood and the setinals of 343-Guilty Spark have joined with me. The Hunters and Brutes are pledging alegince to me. The Elites are thinking about it.
You can have the Grunts. All the jackels are dead. Bwahahahahahaha!!

  • 06.19.2004 8:18 PM PDT
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The grunts will kill you....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.19.2004 8:25 PM PDT
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The Grunts will all die of heart-attacks at the sight of me.

  • 06.19.2004 8:28 PM PDT