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Subject: LASER WAR!!!
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did you see dodge ball

  • 06.20.2004 1:17 AM PDT
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false

  • 06.20.2004 1:19 AM PDT
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What do you mean 'false'? wtf is that? ...?...

  • 06.20.2004 1:22 AM PDT
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i think he meant he didn't see it sir

  • 06.20.2004 1:23 AM PDT
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...oh...sorry...

  • 06.20.2004 1:24 AM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Cannon returns and asks : What the hell is going on? Who is now the enemy? Just give me their name, and they are doomed.

  • 06.20.2004 4:48 AM PDT
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DESTROY THE ENEMIES MY COVIE minions! Liton gives cannon, byrum, and his evil partners a share of the covenant and their tech. And the full covie population is 100 trillion of each kind. Have fun with them.

  • 06.20.2004 5:43 AM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Wheee! Cannon is still waiting for the enemy to show themselves.

  • 06.20.2004 5:45 AM PDT
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I'm going biking, I'll be back soon, I'll leave my share of the covenant to cannon and byrum. Take care of them

  • 06.20.2004 5:57 AM PDT
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Ok, bye, I'm leaving right now. Good luck with the war and keeping this thing up.

  • 06.20.2004 6:24 AM PDT
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ok, i'm back. now who's the enemy now guys?

  • 06.20.2004 6:59 AM PDT
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The lone ranger comes into the room and says "Hey you fat fu.cks! COME AND GET IT!" Then he single handedly kills everyone in the room with his brain powers. THE END!

  • 06.20.2004 7:52 AM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Unfortunately, the Mod Killer, being the dumbass tha he is, forgets that he has no brain at all, and kills himself trying to think of how toilet paper works. Everyone else is still alive.

  • 06.20.2004 8:05 AM PDT
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Unfortuanately, Cannon, trying to be witty, forgets that the mod killer ISNT EVEN IN THE LAZER WAR, ITS THE LONE RANGER

  • 06.20.2004 8:12 AM PDT
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Soon, cannon, trying to think of a cool and intelligent reply to the Lone Rangers ranting, has his head explode from utter confusion! Bye bye head!

  • 06.20.2004 8:13 AM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

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  • 06.20.2004 8:30 AM PDT
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cannon, yours was way better than mine

  • 06.20.2004 9:00 AM PDT
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supersniper walkes in, thinks "what the hell?" and starts to pick off people one by one.

  • 06.20.2004 9:05 AM PDT
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McSpaanky gets tired of supersniper and melees his head off.

[Edited on 6/20/2004 9:15:36 AM]

  • 06.20.2004 9:15 AM PDT
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supersniper respawns right behind McSpaanky somehow dual weilding his plasma sword and sniper rifle, bye bye.

[Edited on 6/20/2004 9:20:03 AM]

  • 06.20.2004 9:18 AM PDT
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mcspaanky dodges and does the same thing again.


(i dont hate you.i know thats what youre thinking.)

[Edited on 6/20/2004 9:20:44 AM]

  • 06.20.2004 9:19 AM PDT
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supersniper pushes McSpaanky out of HIS sniper tower and scores a head shot on McSpaankey's falling corpse

  • 06.20.2004 9:22 AM PDT
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mcspaanky back up there and kicks supersnipers a.......s...........s.

  • 06.20.2004 9:24 AM PDT
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supersniper goes into space and bombards McSpaanky with a MAC gun

  • 06.20.2004 9:26 AM PDT
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mcspaanky mutilates supersniper and then leaves an invite to join forces.

  • 06.20.2004 9:29 AM PDT