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Subject: LASER WAR!!!
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"Hmm. I didn't realize supersniper and McSpaanky were allied with byrum. That's too bad." *Throws a THIRD knife into's Spanky's gut, somehow he doesn't notice three knifes protruding from his stomach all glistening with blood*

  • 06.20.2004 1:15 PM PDT
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Hey CANNON 117 have 50 of my invisible dual plasma sword weilding elites I got plenty (for my allies: McSpaanky, Byrum, Nedus, CANNON 117, and Atsumi {this list subject to change}) *gives his allis 50 elites each*

[Edited on 6/20/2004 1:18:16 PM]

  • 06.20.2004 1:16 PM PDT

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5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

*pulls back chainguns charging lever* the Hunt is on.


Invisible sword elites stalk B4Dcyborg and go through his stuff. They discover many dirty magazines...

[Edited on 6/20/2004 1:17:39 PM]

  • 06.20.2004 1:16 PM PDT
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im invincible so u can quit throwing knives now.

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I'll Join Cannon 117 and his forces! I've got a Giant Cookie and A Giant Burgar as weapons

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  • 06.20.2004 1:16 PM PDT
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elites rock!

  • 06.20.2004 1:17 PM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

And then, suddenly a gigantnourmous spaceship appears out of nowhere and Halo53 appears. He shouts "I come in peace!" Little did everyone know, that was his army of a bajillion soldiers cue to attack.

  • 06.20.2004 1:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sharky Hetro
I'll Join Cannon 117 and his forces

welcome

  • 06.20.2004 1:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halo53
And then, suddenly a gigantnourmous spaceship appears out of nowhere and Halo53 appears. He shouts "I come in peace!" Little did everyone know, that was his army of a bajillion soldiers cue to attack.

i nuke u and u die.

  • 06.20.2004 1:18 PM PDT
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But My Fleet wipes out your fleet before you have a chance to strike! My Giant Cookie killes all your troops in a most horrible way

  • 06.20.2004 1:18 PM PDT
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*gives up on McSpaanky and turns to supersniper* "Hey, I've got a bone to pick with you. Come here." *totes two SMGS*

  • 06.20.2004 1:18 PM PDT
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Come on McSpaanky, nukes are no fun

  • 06.20.2004 1:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halo53
And then, suddenly a gigantnourmous spaceship appears out of nowhere and Halo53 appears. He shouts "I come in peace!" Little did everyone know, that was his army of a bajillion soldiers cue to attack.

Little did you know, you just gave your plot away, the Spartans say,"ni"
I say "get em boys!"

  • 06.20.2004 1:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sharky Hetro
I'll Join Cannon 117 and his forces! I've got a Giant Cookie and A Giant Burgar as weapons
Thats my burger!

  • 06.20.2004 1:19 PM PDT

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Cannon's fleet of three thousand ships, full of billions of troops move to engage the new threat. Cannon leads the charge with his chaingun and machete. Dwarves in space suits manuever behind the enemy, and start hacking with machetes.

  • 06.20.2004 1:19 PM PDT
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Thats my burger!

I Stole it

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Posted by: Sharky Hetro
But My Fleet wipes out your fleet before you have a chance to strike! My Giant Cookie killes all your troops in a most horrible way

who u talkin 2?

  • 06.20.2004 1:20 PM PDT
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I'm ON your side Cannon! I've got your back!

  • 06.20.2004 1:20 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

The cookie moves to attack.

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THEN MASTER CHINCHILLA SENDS OUT HIS CHINCHILLA SPARTANS IN mk 5 ARMOUR TO KILL EVERYONE AROUND THEM, AND THEY SUCEED, MUAHAHAHAHA.....

the end

  • 06.20.2004 1:20 PM PDT
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*runs out of a changing room in a cheerleading outfit*

Give me a B, Give me a Y, Give me a R, Give me a U, Give me an M, what's that spell! BYRUM.. *dances around* B-Y-R-U-M! Gooo Byrum's team!

  • 06.20.2004 1:21 PM PDT
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the sequel



the chinchillas return

  • 06.20.2004 1:21 PM PDT
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YAAAAYY!!!!!
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*runs out of a changing room in a cheerleading outfit*

Give me a B, Give me a Y, Give me a R, Give me a U, Give me an M, what's that spell! BYRUM.. *dances around* B-Y-R-U-M! Gooo Byrum's team!

  • 06.20.2004 1:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: MasterChinchilla
THEN MASTER CHINCHILLA SENDS OUT HIS CHINCHILLA SPARTANS IN mk 5 ARMOUR TO KILL EVERYONE AROUND THEM, AND THEY SUCEED, MUAHAHAHAHA.....

the end

That's a pathetic way to kill everyone, but no one can kill me, so ya missed someone ya loser!! Bwahahahahahaha!

  • 06.20.2004 1:22 PM PDT
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The Chinchillas perish under my giant cookie!

  • 06.20.2004 1:22 PM PDT