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Subject: LASER WAR!!!
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Posted by: B4dCyborg
*gives up on McSpaanky and turns to supersniper* "Hey, I've got a bone to pick with you. Come here." *totes two SMGS*
supersniper sees the nusise coming back for more and dual weilds plasma swords then picks up an unlimited active camo and oversheild.

  • 06.20.2004 1:23 PM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

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And then, suddenly a gigantnourmous spaceship appears out of nowhere and Halo53 appears. He shouts "I come in peace!" Little did everyone know, that was his army of a bajillion soldiers cue to attack.

i nuke u and u die.


Oh yeah? Well I have an anti nuclear weapon missile mabob and I posses your nuke and I kill you with it and then I wip our a chainsaw and kill you all and everyone in the universe is dead including me!


The war continues in hell. I dodge behind fire and shoot McSpaanky in the face. I then realize he is already dead.

  • 06.20.2004 1:23 PM PDT

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Master Chinchilla sits upon his throne on his newly aquired ship. Little does he know, 50 invisible Elites are moving in around him, each one with a Plasma Rifle aimed at his head. He is also unaware that Cannon and his allies personally wiped out every Chinchilla.

  • 06.20.2004 1:24 PM PDT
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The Giant Burgar Helps SuperSniper! Crushing His Enemy!

  • 06.20.2004 1:24 PM PDT
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so does my soda!

  • 06.20.2004 1:25 PM PDT

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5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Hell is too tightly packed, so the battle is moved to where it was previously at. All the Chinchillas die. The Chinchilla Dynasty has ended.

  • 06.20.2004 1:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: CANNON 117
Master Chinchilla sits upon his throne on his newly aquired ship. Little does he know, 50 invisible Elites are moving in around him, each one with a Plasma Rifle aimed at his head. He is also unaware that Cannon and his allies personally wiped out every Chinchilla.
You make good use of my gifts

  • 06.20.2004 1:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sharky Hetro
The Giant Burgar Helps SuperSniper! Crushing His Enemy!


Then all the hungry little Grunts come up and devour the giant burger.

  • 06.20.2004 1:26 PM PDT
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Come on McSpaanky! WE make a powerful ally's! Your Soda and my Giant Cookie and Burgar! We could defeat anyone!

  • 06.20.2004 1:26 PM PDT
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*jumps around some more then holds up a pom pom* MUAH HAHAHA AHAHAHAHA H*the tip of a gun comes out of the pom pom and starts shooting at the enemy*

  • 06.20.2004 1:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: JAGraptor
Posted by: Sharky Hetro
The Giant Burgar Helps SuperSniper! Crushing His Enemy!


Then all the hungry little Grunts come up and devour the giant burger.


All the Brutes drink the soda.

All the elites eat the cookie

  • 06.20.2004 1:28 PM PDT

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Posted by: Sharky Hetro
The Giant Burgar Helps SuperSniper! Crushing His Enemy!


Then all the hungry little Grunts come up and devour the giant burger.



The burger's with me. They don't eat it. They find billions of food nipples.

  • 06.20.2004 1:28 PM PDT
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all we need now is a giant sundae!

  • 06.20.2004 1:28 PM PDT
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I now have a giant pancake fear me

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The Burgar doges the grunts, but they catch the burger, eat it, and realise in side the burgar is a nuke! There all vaporised!

  • 06.20.2004 1:28 PM PDT
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*Hisses and hides in a dark corner with chinchilla's arm in her mouth*

  • 06.20.2004 1:28 PM PDT
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yaaaay

  • 06.20.2004 1:29 PM PDT

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My brutes, elites, hunters, marines, helljumpers and sixty spartans kick anyones ass who tries eating or drinking the big food.

  • 06.20.2004 1:29 PM PDT
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I now have a giant pancake fear me

Yoink! My pankace now! (Insert Evil Laugh here)

  • 06.20.2004 1:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: JAGraptor
Posted by: JAGraptor
Posted by: Sharky Hetro
The Giant Burgar Helps SuperSniper! Crushing His Enemy!


Then all the hungry little Grunts come up and devour the giant burger.


All the Brutes drink the soda.

All the elites eat the cookie



That is the end of the food fight.

  • 06.20.2004 1:29 PM PDT
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THATS IT , THIS WAR IS OVER, MY CHINCHILLAS KILLED YOU ALL, MUAHAHAHAHAHA... COUGH COUGH, GURGLE.... im okay

  • 06.20.2004 1:30 PM PDT
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The Cookie is invincible! My Cookie crushed your Stupid dogs

[Edited on 6/20/2004 1:31:43 PM]

  • 06.20.2004 1:30 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Elites killed you (Chinchilla guy). Ha. Chinchilla's all die at the hands of maskless grunts.

[Edited on 6/20/2004 1:31:46 PM]

  • 06.20.2004 1:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sharky Hetro
I now have a giant pancake fear me

Yoink! My pankace now! (Insert Evil Laugh here)
Youre my alli you could have just asked(Yoink back) :p

  • 06.20.2004 1:31 PM PDT
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hey spartan.i tried sending u a message but it didnt work.it says member can not be found.

  • 06.20.2004 1:32 PM PDT