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Cannon sends his mighty army of diseased fish, potatoes of the night, and machete toting dwarves (who multiply seven billion times faster than rabbits) after Xeroh. There is no hope.

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Liton kills the covie leader and forces the covies to serve him, he introduces a plan of every covie having nuclear bomb launcherz. All of the covies kill evryone but byrum and his evil partners. I bomb the gate and barge in on them, and say, "can I join you?"

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You're not in either one now, missy. So guess what, you don't exist!

  • 06.19.2004 3:51 PM PDT

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Posted by: byrum

Posted by: alterego2891
I just kind of walk around and give people booze, FIZZZZ


Thank you, I appreciate that.

You can be my official bartender if you want.


Classic Coke on the rocks please.

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Posted by: Liton
Liton kills the covie leader and forces the covies to serve him, he introduces a plan of every covie having nuclear bomb launcherz. All of the covies kill evryone but byrum and his evil partners. I bomb the gate and barge in on them, and say, "can I join you?"


well, can i?

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Posted by: Liton
Liton kills the covie leader and forces the covies to serve him, he introduces a plan of every covie having nuclear bomb launcherz. All of the covies kill evryone but byrum and his evil partners. I bomb the gate and barge in on them, and say, "can I join you?"


Yeah, you can join us. A little random, but "nice call".

  • 06.19.2004 3:52 PM PDT

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Posted by: Liton
Liton kills the covie leader and forces the covies to serve him, he introduces a plan of every covie having nuclear bomb launcherz. All of the covies kill evryone but byrum and his evil partners. I bomb the gate and barge in on them, and say, "can I join you?"


You killed my god dang dwarves you sadistic sonova-blam!-! I guess. Its up to byrum if you join.

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Thank you, You now hove the power of the covies and my piloting skilz.

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Posted by: CANNON 117
Posted by: Liton
Liton kills the covie leader and forces the covies to serve him, he introduces a plan of every covie having nuclear bomb launcherz. All of the covies kill evryone but byrum and his evil partners. I bomb the gate and barge in on them, and say, "can I join you?"


You killed my god dang dwarves you sadistic sonova-blam!-! I guess. Its up to byrum if you join.


no, the dwarves are with you, Cannon, and you're with me, so the dwarves are with me, so the dwarves are fine. Quit spazzing out.

  • 06.19.2004 3:54 PM PDT

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Sorry, I just like my dwarves. On with the battle!

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Yes, I only killed people near me that aren't with you guys.

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thanks, your generous contribution is greatly appreciated.

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Liton's covenant army kill any one byrum wants them to. and they pick up fusion bomb technology. and destroy the decoy ship xeroh's atatched to


[Edited on 6/19/2004 3:57:22 PM]

  • 06.19.2004 3:56 PM PDT

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4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Cannon calls in a space blockade of enraged Hellfires that bleed green slush mix for no reason at all. Xeroh has no option but to ram through them. What will she do? Damn. too late sorry.

[Edited on 6/19/2004 3:57:30 PM]

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Posted by: Liton
Liton's covenant army kill any one byrum wants them to. and they pick up fusion bomb technology.


We had fussion tech already, but thanx n/eway. Lets Just say that your version is better.

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Posted by: Liton
Liton's covenant army kill any one byrum wants them to. and they pick up fusion bomb technology. and destroy the decoy ship xeroh's atatched to


get to the right ship?

  • 06.19.2004 3:57 PM PDT

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Midgets in Mjolnir Mark Seven battle armor greet Xeroh in one of the space stations corridors. Thats right, mark seven.

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o God! my beautiful spaceship!

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xeroh gets to the right ship, confronts byrum, a grunt killz her in one shot in the back.

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Now we have a 2-day cease-fire to play Halo 2 together in space-paradise.

  • 06.19.2004 4:00 PM PDT