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Subject: LASER WAR!!!
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Posted by: Willshire
THIS IS 55 PAGES I CANT READ ALL OF THOSE PAGES MAKE A NEW STORY
You dont have to read it at all, all you have to read is the recent posts (anyway half of it makes no sense)

[Edited on 6/22/2004 3:39:51 PM]

  • 06.22.2004 3:39 PM PDT
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Mike7172k5 walks in a room full of hot women and talks to em all and gets shot by one of super sniper's chicks. =(

  • 06.22.2004 5:05 PM PDT
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oompaloompa laughs atmike7172k5's attempt to be cool and takes all the women back to my place for a little alone time if you know what i mean

  • 06.22.2004 5:09 PM PDT
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KillingSpree takes out his sniper rifle, goes next door and snipes the little oompaloompa and jumps through his window shirtless for the ladies to come with me in my stretch H2 hummer limo for alot of action( O! the limo is bullet proof) mwuahahahahaha

  • 06.22.2004 5:14 PM PDT
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oompaloompa revives himself, and fires rockets and the stretch so perfectly that killingspree dies and the ladies are saved, the girls run out to oompaloompa taking there closes while kissing eachother, ohhhhhhhhhh riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[Edited on 6/22/2004 5:17:05 PM]

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I forgot where I am in all this

  • 06.22.2004 5:19 PM PDT
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after having some time with the girls, oompaloompa killls the clueless ajentkay and steels her gold

(sorry)

[Edited on 6/22/2004 5:24:07 PM]

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killingsprees says his last word: *cough* *cough* thats nice (smiles a bloody smile) U bastard oompaloompa!!!(then goes to the light with alot more ladies topless!!!!!! in heaven) :)

  • 06.22.2004 5:20 PM PDT
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tushee killingspree, tushee

  • 06.22.2004 5:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
after having some time with the girls, oompaloompa killls the clueless ajentkay and steels his gold


HIS!!! excuse me I am female, please edit that to "her gold". I would appreciate it.

[Edited on 6/22/2004 5:23:19 PM]

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sorry

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Its all good

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Then God says, killingspree, I will grant you one thing, and one thing only. Killingspree says I want oompaloompa dead! goin 2 hell and never coming back! and now I can spead the rest of my life with the hot topless models who were kissin each other. God says I will grant you that and that only! WHOOOOSH *oompaloompa*:AAAAHHHHHHH whats happening AAAAHHHHHH Satan: mwahahahahahah thank you god another playmate for my Michael Jackson Collection, I'm goin to have fun tonight, oompaloompa: noooooo dont go in my! noooooooooooooooooo!

[Edited on 6/22/2004 5:29:51 PM]

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but then, oompaloompa takes out a hose, and sokes hell so it becomes cool and awesome, then oompaloompa kills satan and micheal jackson and all the men, so its me with 10000000000 hot topless women all for myself

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all of a sudden WHOOOSH within a puff of smoke, killingspree and oompaloompa are together with a massive amount of topless models in a never ending room with nothin but Halo2, playin it Before it comes out with the members of bungie :)

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and there on, oompaloompa and killingspree go abusing all the wonders of the world along with all the women if you know what i meen

  • 06.22.2004 5:42 PM PDT
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Yep killingspree says: It cant get no better than this and grabs a hand full of topless model tits:)

  • 06.22.2004 5:45 PM PDT
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oompaloompa and killing spree walk towards the sunset fallowed by millions of topless women wanting to screw us

  • 06.22.2004 5:46 PM PDT
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Then they both wake up and find out it was all a dream

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then they walk outside, and realise it wasnt a dream they are the kings of the world with all the hot babes and order ajentkay to be banned to the moon for making oompaloompa and killingspree cry like little girls

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and all of a sudden ajentkay appears again, but now she's HOT!, she iz one of alot of hot topless model gurls, (she is sittin on killingsprees lap as of right now :)

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Wow I though it was a girl's lap I was sitting on, wait...I'm right

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thats just more for oompaloompa

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killingspree laughs and says: you werent sayin that last night Q-T, then gives her a B!tch slap mwuahahahahah

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oompaloompa then grabs ajentkay and takes her to the back room for some fun if you know what i mean

  • 06.22.2004 6:15 PM PDT