Off Topic: The Flood
This topic has moved here: Subject: LASER WAR!!!
  • Subject: LASER WAR!!!
Subject: LASER WAR!!!
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Guilty Spark suddenly turns into a machine gun toting replica of Bill Clinton. Everybody runs away in fear. bluegrunt107 hands out complimentary cookies and milk.

  • 06.19.2004 4:23 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Cannon pulls, yet again, a Sergeant Johnson and stands up. He looks around and says,"What the hell did I do last night?"

  • 06.19.2004 4:23 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Posted by: Xeroh
Hell and heaven encase me in a mithril planet, 987620476237460563474867560487683645908367962467
Lightyears away from earth.



You got a long way to go...

  • 06.19.2004 4:26 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Half Lemming, realising he has missed the inital shot into his own head, gets up and moves toward the nearest public toilet. Which ironically is situated near Byrums evil space base.

  • 06.19.2004 4:26 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

you are dead, remember? Oh well. Xeroh stands on a planet after going through a teleport. She's sees something running, It's liton going 257 miles per hour with 2 plasma swords. He jumps and slices xeroh in 3 peices. My covies eat her.

  • 06.19.2004 4:27 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Anybody else want some?

  • 06.19.2004 4:30 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

click here for good times

  • 06.19.2004 4:34 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

[url] www.crapLand.fi[/url]


[color=red]

Just testing

[/color]
* buttz

[Edited on 6/19/2004 4:40:07 PM]

  • 06.19.2004 4:39 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Half Lemming, not understanding Oscius IV, just stands there occupying space.

[Edited on 6/19/2004 4:48:35 PM]

  • 06.19.2004 4:43 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

geez people, I leave for like 2 seconds, and look what happens- my whole base is shot to $hit, and people I haven't even approved are shooting laser beams out their asses! geez. pathetic.

  • 06.19.2004 4:51 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

whatever you do, don't let this thread die!, I want it to become a sticky someday...

  • 06.19.2004 4:55 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Half Lemming, bemused by this act of reviving a thread continues to stand there, trying to remember where he put his keys.

  • 06.19.2004 4:58 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

I know where they are.

  • 06.19.2004 5:00 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Posted by: byrum
Posted by: Foxfire Elite
Hooray for insane tests!


I second that.

Foxfire Elite, are you a guy or a girl? just wondering.

Sorrry, I had to reboot. And then gramps unplugged the internet to move in the new fridge. I'm a guy, I just like using random avatars

  • 06.19.2004 5:00 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Posted by: byrum
I know where they are.

May I have them?

  • 06.19.2004 5:02 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Cannon wanders around the Control room of the space station. He checks the bodies of all of the vanquished enemies. He appropriates enough ammo to squash the enemy forces on earth. (this is someones cue to become the enemy forces on earth)

  • 06.19.2004 5:13 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Spartan-096 is standing with half Lemming's keyes behind her back.

  • 06.19.2004 5:15 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Half Lemming goes to earth and immidiately assumes the role of earths forces by shaking his fist at the space station. Half Lemming then demands keys back from Spartan 096

[Edited on 6/19/2004 5:16:21 PM]

  • 06.19.2004 5:15 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Spartan-096 attacks Half Lemming for no particular reason...

  • 06.19.2004 5:17 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Half Lemming, well, err, can't think of anything to do. So he just stands there. And asks for his keys back because he needs them to get back into his house

[Edited on 6/19/2004 5:20:32 PM]

  • 06.19.2004 5:19 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Cannon and his company of two hundred dwarves drop into the fray with, not machetes, but noodles and swordfish. Hooha!

[Edited on 6/19/2004 5:22:02 PM]

  • 06.19.2004 5:20 PM PDT