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Subject: LASER WAR!!!
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oompa., I 'byrum' you.

  • 06.23.2004 3:47 PM PDT

My thumbsticks will be your Doom.... sorry 'bout that.
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The Doom Armada rescues Doom Sticks. Pull out all the pink needles that were sticking in him and rebuild him... faster... stronger... He returns to Harbinger where he finds supersniper's message. He consider's the state of the universe and realizes that byrum is a powerful foe but The Doom Armada will only follow it's leader... the newly rebuilt Doom Sticks!

For his first order of tasks, Doom Sticks takes his revenge upon killingspree... Little did killingspree know that agents from the Secret Intelligence of Doom had poisoned the Skittles and the rainbow he was tasting with a very deadly poison... a "poison of doom" -if-you-will. Doom Sticks destroys the only known antidote [color=red]ZABAM!!![/color] and watches him perish slowly.

Doom Sticks' Armada is drawn back to the system by mysterious TV commercial\ transmitions. Upon uncovering their meaning he lets Excommunicado live because he sees the commercials usefulness and besides he thinks they are the only funny ones on TV. However he destroys his Moon-base with a deadly death-lazer [color=yellow]ZUBABAAH[/color].

  • 06.23.2004 3:47 PM PDT
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I rise from the dead and hunt down oompaloompa. My swarm of dragons blanket the sky as each one swoops in to take a searing bite out of his Willy Wonka Worker flesh! I start hitting him with a mace and pound his face into orange slushy poo.

[Edited on 6/23/2004 3:48:39 PM]

  • 06.23.2004 3:48 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

now youre gettin the hang of it!!

  • 06.23.2004 3:49 PM PDT
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but when the 3 leader think there are the most powerful, another 3 leaders amurge, oompaloompa, kilingspree, and ajentkay, together we create a cannon that anihilated al evil, so the evil 3 get destroyed to the abyss while oompaloompa, killingspree, and ajentkay rule the universe killing evil and the abyss locked for all eternity

  • 06.23.2004 3:50 PM PDT
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Blah...
or Spartan-096 says "blah".....

  • 06.23.2004 3:50 PM PDT
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Who shall taste my dragon-y and mace-y wrath next? By the way, I filled out the application byrum. Who do I hunt down next?

  • 06.23.2004 3:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vulcan Dragoon
I rise from the dead and hunt down oompaloompa. My swarm of dragons blanket the sky as each one swoops in to take a searing bite out of his Willy Wonka Worker flesh! I start hitting him with a mace and pound his face into orange slushy poo.


awesome, it was funny because it was graphic

  • 06.23.2004 3:51 PM PDT
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A dragon takes a huge dump on oompaloompa. (I probably shouldn't get too graphic with that.)

[Edited on 6/23/2004 3:52:40 PM]

  • 06.23.2004 3:51 PM PDT
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THATS IT, THE WAR ENDED 33 PGS AGO. MY CHINCHILLAS WIPED OUT YOUR FOOLISH MORTAL WAR AND U HAVE TO BE ALL SLAVES TO ME, THE MASTER CHINCHILLA. NOW GO WORK MY LOWER CREATIONS...MUAHAHAHAHA

  • 06.23.2004 3:52 PM PDT
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Yeah my rock is really a throne

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Spartan-096 resumes chewing on arms of the early LASER WAR and hisses the tune, " row row your boat." 'Cause I feel like it and my soul agrees, my ego disagrees. Ignore that last part.

  • 06.23.2004 3:53 PM PDT
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byrum offers spartan096 tea and cookies.

...with both strapped to the end of a long metal pole...

[Edited on 6/23/2004 3:53:51 PM]

  • 06.23.2004 3:53 PM PDT
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a crown falls out of the sky and lands on byrum's head.

  • 06.23.2004 3:54 PM PDT
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but it appears that oompaloompa is crap proof, a pulls out a carbon chain gun equipped with a 10000 round per min.chain gun and a fully automatic grenade launcher, he turns around and sais, say good night you dragoon -blam!-er, and blows the shlt out of dragoon, he is only left with one leg, one eye, and one tooth so he has something to keep instead of being turned into space -blam!-, but when he thinks he is spared, i call to him, just kidding, and wip out a pulse laser capable of vaporizing a city bus. and dragoon is no more

  • 06.23.2004 3:55 PM PDT

My thumbsticks will be your Doom.... sorry 'bout that.
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Doom Sticks sees Spartan 096's apathy and extends the offer of induction into the Doom Armada...

Little did Doom Stick's secret agents know, they accidentaly poisoned oompaloompa as well.... Doom Sticks laughs at the ironic luck of it all... [color=red] HA HA HA[/color]

[Edited on 6/23/2004 3:58:07 PM]

  • 06.23.2004 3:56 PM PDT
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All of my dragons cry magical dragon tears because their leader has been lost. He is magicallly reborn, and impervious to the ray thingy oompaloompa uses. He flies off upon a four winged dragon, preparing to strike again.

[Edited on 6/23/2004 3:58:53 PM]

  • 06.23.2004 3:57 PM PDT
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Spartan-096 ignores the call fo tea and cookies and asks if they have flesh on them.
j/k

  • 06.23.2004 3:58 PM PDT
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WHATS WRONG WITH...DONT MAKE SEND OUT THE CHINCHILLAS ON U AGAIN FOOLISH MORTALS

  • 06.23.2004 3:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: MasterChinchilla
WHATS WRONG WITH...DONT MAKE SEND OUT THE CHINCHILLAS ON U AGAIN FOOLISH MORTALS

Oh, it's you

  • 06.23.2004 4:00 PM PDT
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LOOK U ALREADY PISSED OFF ONE OF MY SONS...
http://www.chinchiparadies.de/gismo3g.JPG

  • 06.23.2004 4:00 PM PDT
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My dragons swoop in and wipe out many soldiers of the Chinchilla force. The rest are herded into plasma containment cells, waiting to be dined upon by my dragons and allies alike. The chinchillas are doomed.

  • 06.23.2004 4:00 PM PDT
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but it matter not, oompaloompa pulls out 2 light sabers and charges and dragoon, oompaloompa leaps and kills all his fellow dragoon friends, he then turns to the dragoon and smiles, time to die -blam!-, he charges and dragoon so fast and cuts him into 1000 peices before dragoon got to react, and thus the battle was won

  • 06.23.2004 4:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
but it matter not, oompaloompa pulls out 2 light sabers and charges and dragoon, oompaloompa leaps and kills all his fellow dragoon friends, he then turns to the dragoon and smiles, time to die -blam!-, he charges and dragoon so fast and cuts him into 1000 peices before dragoon got to react, and thus the battle was won



You rat bastard...

  • 06.23.2004 4:01 PM PDT
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Stalking Puma just arrives... then he leaves confused.

  • 06.23.2004 4:03 PM PDT