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Subject: LASER WAR!!!

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Posted by: Spartan 096
Spartan-096 accepts his offer. Spartan-096 begins to kill like a cat, silent,deadly,alone,wild, and alone.



Remember, we have a treaty.

  • 06.23.2004 7:48 PM PDT
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*runs from grenade* i'm all alone! one day the grunts will all beat MC...uh...when we're SuperGrunts yeah thats right...

  • 06.23.2004 7:48 PM PDT

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4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

*charges in with MA5B and unloads on grunt boy!*

  • 06.23.2004 7:49 PM PDT
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it appears that spartan has allied with me, are you shure you can defeat me cannon, my name may be oompaloompa but it is a descise, for my real name is SAFER SEFIROPH

  • 06.23.2004 7:49 PM PDT
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Hey if your using a mace, can i use your old machette?
Posted by: CANNON 117
We disect him like an ant. Slowly pulling of his legs. I steal Vulcan Dragoon's mace, and pound in his little grunty face. Then we go after the Willy wonka guy.

  • 06.23.2004 7:49 PM PDT
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ok my invisible grunt "army" will surrender just stop beating me...i'll be a slave! yes u can beat me daily just no killing me because i have no army

  • 06.23.2004 7:50 PM PDT

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5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Posted by: nightrider25
Hey if your using a mace, can i use your old machette?
Posted by: CANNON 117
We disect him like an ant. Slowly pulling of his legs. I steal Vulcan Dragoon's mace, and pound in his little grunty face. Then we go after the Willy wonka guy.


Yes.

Oompa, let's form an alliance, and destroy everyone else. What do you say about that?

  • 06.23.2004 7:50 PM PDT
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i say, shure, why not, incase you decide to throw it back at me, i will summon meteor and destroy every helpless planet you inhabit for i am SAFER SEFIROPH

[Edited on 6/23/2004 7:54:10 PM]

  • 06.23.2004 7:52 PM PDT
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o boy

  • 06.23.2004 7:53 PM PDT
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Vulcan Dragoon flies in on his winged pony and begins to beat the Disgustingly dispicable grunts with a pillow...... He owes Cannon a favor.."how bout some doom and mayhem Cannon?"

  • 06.23.2004 7:54 PM PDT

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We got a new ally, Oompa. Let us wreak cottony soft havok upon some grunties!!!!

  • 06.23.2004 7:55 PM PDT
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it will take me time to summon meteor, in the mean time kill the enemy, but when meteor is ready, retreat your troops because i will not hesitate to destroy the planet no matter who is on it

  • 06.23.2004 7:56 PM PDT
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Lt Devon opens the hatch from Hangar 7A and enters the ship, shooting some pfhor.

  • 06.23.2004 7:57 PM PDT

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3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

*in a french accent* RETREAT!!! SAVE THE WINE!!!!

  • 06.23.2004 7:58 PM PDT
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Vulcan Dragoon takes ur silence as a sign of Awe at his greatness but is still aware of his surroundings and is ready for any stupid side attacks *(or behind)*.... or front... OR ANYTHING ELSE AT THAT MATTER lol

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Spartan-096 has gone to her corner awaiting something, the only way you can see moi (me), is by my eye slits.*hisses hopefully for the last time.

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METEOR IS READY, SAY GOOD BY TO PLUTO, HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 06.23.2004 7:59 PM PDT
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Gimli shrieks through the sky at light speed on a submarine with wings, crashes into a large bunker, and detonates, destroying all the grass for miles and making the battlefield an ugly place. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • 06.23.2004 8:00 PM PDT

Five Tenets of Bungie.net Forum Life:
1. Trolls will always be well fed.
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4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Posted by: Vulcan Dragoon
Vulcan Dragoon takes ur silence as a sign of Awe at his greatness but is still aware of his surroundings and is ready for any stupid side attacks *(or behind)*.... or front... OR ANYTHING ELSE AT THAT MATTER lol



We're retreating remember? You know, the meteor's gonna hit the planet, and I don't wanna die, again... for the sixth time...

  • 06.23.2004 8:00 PM PDT
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Vulcan Dragoon sends greetings to all you crazy french ppl and reminds you that he is American lol

  • 06.23.2004 8:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
METEOR IS READY, SAY GOOD BY TO PLUTO, HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 06.23.2004 8:01 PM PDT
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Heck WHy didnt you tell me ... :P

  • 06.23.2004 8:02 PM PDT
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hey cannon i'll offer to be your monkey boy you can beat me around just don't kill me!

  • 06.23.2004 8:02 PM PDT

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2. Blame-ability thy name is stosh.
3. Bungie has no control over retail prices.
4. Watch out for low-flying defense drones.
5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

You can be Vulcan's monkey boy. He's meaner. =)

  • 06.23.2004 8:03 PM PDT
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Gimli ejects moments before impact, and goes flying into the air, only to be struck by the meteor. BOOM!!
Posted by: oompaloompa
Posted by: oompaloompa
METEOR IS READY, SAY GOOD BY TO PLUTO, HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 06.23.2004 8:03 PM PDT