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Subject: LASER WAR!!!
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ouch, that would hurt, and i think i know were your going to impale him with it

  • 06.24.2004 2:06 PM PDT
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Reminds me of the naked gun 33(1/3) when he's in the prison shower. The "happy" guy drops his soap and asks him to pick it up. So he bends over and his towel falls off.
He's wearing a stainless steel diaper.

  • 06.24.2004 2:08 PM PDT
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what excomunicado doesnt know is that SpartanMC has an unlimited supply of [color=red]dildasabers[/color]. SpartanMC dives throught the air and before excomunicado is able to react SpartanMC smacks him in the face and gives him a giant mushroom bruise. SpartanMc begins laughing as he walks away unable to return to the fight for a few minutes cause he's laughing so hard

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  • 06.24.2004 2:10 PM PDT
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i

  • 06.24.2004 2:11 PM PDT
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And then Excommunicado screams

SUPER GRENADE RITUAL DESTROY!

In a flash and whiz of flying grenades, the deadly little nuggets fly in everywhich direction. Then Excommunicado uses his scroll of town portal to return to his stronghold.

  • 06.24.2004 2:13 PM PDT
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SpartanMC barely dodges the multiple explosions...he finds a cut on one arm, shrugs it off then asks oompaloompa if he is ready to return to ajentkay who is waiting naked for them.

  • 06.24.2004 2:16 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

you guys are gonna scare AjentKay away from this thread

  • 06.24.2004 2:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: spartanMC
SpartanMC barely dodges the multiple explosions...he finds a cut on one arm, shrugs it off then asks oompaloompa if he is ready to return to ajentkay who is waiting naked for them.

I find that kind of disturbing that you have a fantasy like view of some random person on the internet. She could very well be a guy (which I'm not saying she is, I'm just pointing out why I should win this war.) And even more, with another guy too.

Hmmmm...
lets see...

orcish warriors...

check

zerg warriors and buildings...

check

potato guns...

check

ill wait a while until i have more stuff. then i'll launch my attack.
do not shrug off this attack. this will be the master attack of all attacks and assaults too.

  • 06.24.2004 2:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: Nedus
you guys are gonna scare AjentKay away from this thread


i agree and i appologize to ajentkay, none of this is to be taken seriously though

  • 06.24.2004 2:22 PM PDT
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Suddenly SpartanMC finds himself all alone...or at least he thinks...everyone has gone...no allies, no enemies.....what is going on he asks himself...SpartanMC decides to hide in the shadows and wait until a battle begins...he continues to contemplate why he insulted ajentkay. later he swears that he will make it up to her by sacrificing himself in order to save her....even though he doesn't know her at all....

  • 06.24.2004 2:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: spartanMC
Posted by: Nedus
you guys are gonna scare AjentKay away from this thread


i agree and i appologize to ajentkay, none of this is to be taken seriously though


I'm not offended easily and I don't take any of this seriously

  • 06.24.2004 2:41 PM PDT
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But thanks for the consideration

  • 06.24.2004 2:42 PM PDT
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spartanMC hears this but still vows to himself to save her life one day (the master mind behind spartanMC decides to leave his computer and go watch a movie, play halo and eat lunch)

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  • 06.24.2004 2:44 PM PDT
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play that funky music right boy

  • 06.24.2004 2:48 PM PDT
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Am I late or something and thats why everyones gone?

  • 06.24.2004 3:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: Excommunicado
Posted by: spartanMC
SpartanMC barely dodges the multiple explosions...he finds a cut on one arm, shrugs it off then asks oompaloompa if he is ready to return to ajentkay who is waiting naked for them.

I find that kind of disturbing that you have a fantasy like view of some random person on the internet. She could very well be a guy (which I'm not saying she is, I'm just pointing out why I should win this war.) And even more, with another guy too.

Hmmmm...
lets see...

orcish warriors...

check

zerg warriors and buildings...

check

potato guns...

check

ill wait a while until i have more stuff. then i'll launch my attack.
do not shrug off this attack. this will be the master attack of all attacks and assaults too.
If you are my alli you get: a chaingun+unlimitid ammo (---/^) sorry for the crappy drawing, 50 of my invisible dual plasma sword weilding elites, and 300 large concrete blocks for putting over your enemys respawn point. Hows that for a deal?

  • 06.24.2004 3:34 PM PDT
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MasterofStuff reappears ready to grant more wishes.

  • 06.24.2004 3:36 PM PDT
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umm. killingspree, jumps out of no where ready for some action! with his bag of grenades, a plasma sword on his back, and duel smg's. whooyaaa!!! ( waitin for his one tru love...ajentkay)

  • 06.24.2004 5:58 PM PDT

XBL: FTG Spartan
But you were dead a thousand times. Hopeless encounters successfully won. A man long dead, grafted to machines your builders did not understand. You follow the path, fitting in to an infinite pattern.
Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.
Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.
I know who you are.
You are Destiny.

I meant Spartan096 Oompa, no need to get defensive.

*Continues lurking in the shadows with sniper and active camo*

  • 06.24.2004 6:17 PM PDT
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SpartanMC watches the scene unfold...it looks as though nothing is going to happen....*continues to hide, waiting for his time to make a last stand*

  • 06.24.2004 6:51 PM PDT

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Posted by: MasterofStuff
MasterofStuff reappears ready to grant more wishes.



Yeah, um... I wish for... A number 2 with cheese and a coke. Make it a Biggie.

  • 06.24.2004 6:56 PM PDT
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Ajentkay returns to her rock, for a short period of time.

  • 06.24.2004 7:03 PM PDT
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Ajentkay leaves rock once again.

  • 06.24.2004 7:11 PM PDT

My thumbsticks will be your Doom.... sorry 'bout that.
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Whah? I thought the rock was a destructable environment and Doom Sticks took it out with a few precise [color=red]PSOW PSOW[/color]'s???

Oh well what the heck, the entire Doom Armada is in orbit so you can fight over your little rock. (Sigh...) I'll just have to find another rock to blow up somewhere...

  • 06.24.2004 7:23 PM PDT
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No one realizes but Doom isnt only one with an armada, Psionic has a special army waiting in shadows lead by 3 of the most powerful people to be in video games(aka my old signature)

  • 06.24.2004 7:29 PM PDT