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aaaaaaah! everyone conspires against me! I teleport all donuts and everything else that is eatable to a secret location! Then I extract my very own paintball scorpion tank made out of very durable and bouncy rubber from my secret pocket plane!

  • 06.26.2004 12:46 PM PDT
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Ajentkay returns to her rock and starts eating the pepperoni and olive pizza with much delight.

  • 06.26.2004 12:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: DaElAlTH2
aaaaaaah! everyone conspires against me! I teleport all donuts and everything else that is eatable to a secret location! Then I extract my very own paintball scorpion tank made out of very durable and bouncy rubber from my secret pocket plane!


fine ill go get some more pizza and soda for everyone

  • 06.26.2004 12:48 PM PDT
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If a see you carry anything that looks eatable, I will release the most fearsome weapon of them all: Invisible, flaming ninja ticklers! Thay are to fast to harm, and they are the masters of feathers and NO3!

  • 06.26.2004 12:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: DaElAlTH2
aaaaaaah! everyone conspires against me! I teleport all donuts and everything else that is eatable to a secret location! Then I extract my very own paintball scorpion tank made out of very durable and bouncy rubber from my secret pocket plane!


That doesnt work because I follow you to your so called secret hideout with a tracker I placed on your tank.Then me and a large group of splinter cells go out and retrieve all of them back without you even knowing.

  • 06.26.2004 12:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: DaElAlTH2
aaaaaaah! everyone conspires against me! I teleport all donuts and everything else that is eatable to a secret location! Then I extract my very own paintball scorpion tank made out of very durable and bouncy rubber from my secret pocket plane!


That doesnt work because I follow you to your so called secret hideout with a tracker I placed on your tank.Then me and a large group of splinter cells go out and retrieve all of them back without you even knowing.


and with extra pizza i just bought everyone on b.net forums can have their own xtra-large pizza

  • 06.26.2004 12:53 PM PDT
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Butyou forget my infinite number of tickler ninjas I have as guards! If everything else fails, they have orders to dump enourmos jars with my saliva in over everything, so that no other sane living being would ever dream of eating them

  • 06.26.2004 12:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: DaElAlTH2
Butyou forget my infinite number of tickler ninjas I have as guards! If everything else fails, they have orders to dump enourmos jars with my saliva in over everything, so that no other sane living being would ever dream of eating them


i use my psychic powers to protect all the food and banish anything that is a tickle ninja or related to limbo

  • 06.26.2004 12:57 PM PDT
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the foof is linked in every possible way to my guards... if they go to limbo, so does the food. If those ties are broken, the food will just selfignite with immortal, ever buring flames that only can be put out with a command word that only I know

  • 06.26.2004 1:01 PM PDT
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Stupid computer crapped up, so i couldn't be on the site for more than two minutes without freezing. A speck of Gimli DNA from the meteor collision a while ago lands in a cloning device. I'm back.

  • 06.26.2004 1:02 PM PDT
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Lt Devon teleports the food into his mouth.

  • 06.26.2004 1:02 PM PDT
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I looked up your command word in the dictionary of command words that people think are secret. I'm saying it now " ". The word is invisible.

  • 06.26.2004 1:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: DaElAlTH2
the foof is linked in every possible way to my guards... if they go to limbo, so does the food. If those ties are broken, the food will just selfignite with immortal, ever buring flames that only can be put out with a command word that only I know


i use my psychic powers to break that bond and any way of food disapearin other than it bein eating

  • 06.26.2004 1:03 PM PDT
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Doesn't matter, because the bond is already broken. The invisible command word was spoken awhile ago.

  • 06.26.2004 1:05 PM PDT
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DaElAlTH2 grow tired fighting of food that after being fought over so much it doesn't look like food anymore, so he uses a secret magic commandword to transform it to eckleberry* pie

* eckleberrys are magical berries that always tastes the most disgusting way imaginable, no matter who eats them

[Edited on 6/26/2004 1:07:26 PM]

  • 06.26.2004 1:06 PM PDT
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I used the dictionary of command words again, and reversed it, so that you eat the eckleberries, and the crust turns into cheeseburgers and other good stuff.

  • 06.26.2004 1:08 PM PDT
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I use a secret command word to destroy all secret command word dictionarys and another to erect a antimagic sphere that covers this half of the multiverse, and blocks the way to the other half with stinky pillows

[Edited on 6/26/2004 1:12:22 PM]

  • 06.26.2004 1:11 PM PDT
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I already memorized the words in the dictionary, so "kazamhyenaconfuciusmokeys". now you have a super-nose, and you can always smell the pillows.

  • 06.26.2004 1:16 PM PDT
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sorry, you mispronounced the third syllable. I'm afraid you just remote triggered halo... We will all be dead in about 25 000 years!

  • 06.26.2004 1:19 PM PDT
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stupid fraggles... you're right! how could i be so careless?!?!?!? I will now attempt to mend things by saying the word that makes sure that none of us live to be that old. "hocus pocus camera focus"!!!!! There. Now we will all die before we get to three hundred!!!

  • 06.26.2004 1:28 PM PDT
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Lt Devon's fleet Delivers Marathon and Myth to the refugees.

[Edited on 6/26/2004 1:36:12 PM]

  • 06.26.2004 1:35 PM PDT
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NOOOO! I'm too young to die! I'm only 299 years old!

  • 06.26.2004 1:36 PM PDT
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Lt Devons mom gets active camo, grabs his ear, and hauls him off to bed, spanking him repeatedly.

  • 06.26.2004 1:37 PM PDT
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Oh, ok then, i'll change it to four hundred. zam. that one was easy.

  • 06.26.2004 1:38 PM PDT
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Gimili's mom asks Lt Devon to come back to bed.

  • 06.26.2004 1:39 PM PDT