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Subject: LASER WAR!!!
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and the rider of the night rose from the dirt and rubble that is the space station and smote many dwarves with his mighty flamethrower, and all was layed to burnination

  • 06.19.2004 5:51 PM PDT

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Posted by: Spartan 096
Spartan-096 gets spat out of hell again and is immortal, so she destroys all of your cut-ups
and brtally murders you. And hell says, " stop sending her to hell, and get the hell out of here!"
j/k



Let's keep a certain level of sanity in this story, ok?

  • 06.19.2004 5:51 PM PDT

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The original Cannon came back, slapped the "burn the dwarves" guy, and asked him to join in the EVIL forces that will rule the universe.

  • 06.19.2004 5:52 PM PDT

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Posted by: Xeroh
*gurgle*



Thats believable.

  • 06.19.2004 5:53 PM PDT
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No

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cannon 117, did you not just see that i just smote all your dwarves? come on, come after me! or we could join forces, and form a new world order, in wich we would be the supreme rulers!

  • 06.19.2004 5:54 PM PDT

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5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Posted by: nightrider25
cannon 117, did you not just see that i just smote all your dwarves? come on, come after me! or we could join forces, and form a new world order, in wich we would be the supreme rulers!


As long a byrum and Liton are still with us. Man, that's not cool. Smitin' my dwarves...

  • 06.19.2004 5:55 PM PDT
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yeah, their still with us. now lets use our supreme armies to destroy everyone

[Edited on 6/19/2004 5:58:19 PM]

  • 06.19.2004 5:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: nightrider25
yeah, there still with us. now lets use our supreme armies to destroy everyone

no

  • 06.19.2004 5:58 PM PDT
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are you still there? oh and by the way, i think byrum and liton left

  • 06.19.2004 5:59 PM PDT

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5. Seven is not optional, but rather, an inevitability.

Posted by: nightrider25
yeah, their still with us. now lets use our supreme armies to destroy everyone


Yes! We shall sweep across the land, and kick people, bite kneecaps, and slap people with noodles (soy sauce is optional.) Who wants to go down first?


Byrum and Liton will be back later.

[Edited on 6/19/2004 6:00:19 PM]

  • 06.19.2004 5:59 PM PDT
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Me and my dreaded army of mutant corn shall enslave all the turkey and carrots on this mortal earth!!! AHAHHAHAHHAH FOOOLS!!!! the end is near!!!!

  • 06.19.2004 6:00 PM PDT
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but then me and cannon realeased our mighty armies on you, and destroyed the mutant corn

  • 06.19.2004 6:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: nightrider25
but then me and cannon realeased our mighty armies on you, and destroyed the mutant corn

*hisses and runs to a dark corner*

  • 06.19.2004 6:03 PM PDT

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Posted by: nightrider25
but then me and cannon realeased our mighty armies on you, and destroyed the mutant corn


Yeah, what he said.

  • 06.19.2004 6:07 PM PDT
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Spartan-096 grows tired of destroying things so she takes a cat-nap.
*Hisses*

[Edited on 6/19/2004 6:10:39 PM]

  • 06.19.2004 6:09 PM PDT

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Cannon and Nightrider search the battle ravaged earth for new enemies to destroy.

  • 06.19.2004 6:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: CANNON 117
Cannon and Nightrider search the battle ravaged earth for new enemies to destroy.

Spartan-096 runs and leaps out of their way and then takes out a flamethrower and...

  • 06.19.2004 6:16 PM PDT
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Bwahahaha!

  • 06.19.2004 6:18 PM PDT
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*more corn arises from the primordial soup*


BWA HAH HAH!!!! HAAAA HHAAAAA HAHAHAHAHHA!!!


*manical laughter continues for several hours*

  • 06.19.2004 6:19 PM PDT

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Thousands of Covenant Elites drop into the atmosphere and wage war with Xeroh and Spartan 096, while Cannon and the other leaders of the EVIL group take a nice vacation on the tiny islands of Hawaii.

  • 06.19.2004 6:20 PM PDT