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Subject: LASER WAR!!!
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i didnt say u all died...i sAID THAT YOU WERE ALL ENSLAVED

  • 06.27.2004 10:15 AM PDT
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No there was no slavery because it was ended many years ago and if you have slaves it's illegal.

  • 06.27.2004 10:17 AM PDT
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No, I'm not a slave. I was sleeping. You can't enslave me when I'm sleeping, you dude with the chinchilla name.

  • 06.27.2004 10:17 AM PDT
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Spartan-096 walks like a cat back to her corner, her eyes slits, and waitsfor something to enter. *hisses loudly*

  • 06.27.2004 10:25 AM PDT
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My army is too powerful to be enslaved.

  • 06.27.2004 10:25 AM PDT
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Alas, I'm too me to be ensalved.

  • 06.27.2004 10:27 AM PDT
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Is anyone there?

  • 06.27.2004 10:45 AM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 096
Is anyone there?


Unfortunatly for you. My thirst for blood is not quenched.

NOW! COWER BEFORE THE APPALLING TERROR OF MY BLASTING POLKA MUSIC! BY THIS NEXT DAYS EVE< YOU WILL ALL OBEY ME!
LET MY WRATH BE KNOWN!

  • 06.27.2004 10:51 AM PDT
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What should I do O master. *sarcastic voice*

  • 06.27.2004 10:57 AM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 096
What should I do O master. *sarcastic voice*


Well first, my most faithful servant, you can cut out that sarcastic voice. You shall be my secretary. Every great dictator needs to have a good secretary. I also need a good janitor. Considering once I'm dictator I wont have time to clean my fortress.

Anyone wanna sign up for menial jobs?

  • 06.27.2004 11:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 096
What should I do O master. *sarcastic voice*


Well first, my most faithful servant, you can cut out that sarcastic voice. You shall be my secretary. Every great dictator needs to have a good secretary. I also need a good janitor. Considering once I'm dictator I wont have time to clean my fortress.

Anyone wanna sign up for menial jobs?


I'll pass on a job but thanks for the offer.

  • 06.27.2004 11:05 AM PDT
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Secretary?
Wadda mean O master?*sarcastic voice*

  • 06.27.2004 11:06 AM PDT
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Although my phrasing may have implied i was offering jobs, as future dictator, i need these positions filled and i will fill them dammit. therefore, mastergrunt44, you are my janitor. after you clean out my conference room we will discuss your employee benefits.

You will schedule things and take calls, Spartan.

[Edited on 6/27/2004 11:07:47 AM]

  • 06.27.2004 11:07 AM PDT
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*picks up phone*
"no he's not avalible at this moment, can I book you for Friday?"

  • 06.27.2004 11:08 AM PDT
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Posted by: Excommunicado
Although my phrasing may have implied i was offering jobs, as future dictator, i need these positions filled and i will fill them dammit. therefore, mastergrunt44, you are my janitor. after you clean out my conference room we will discuss your employee benefits.

You will schedule things and take calls, Spartan.


But what if I refuse to be a janitor and say...quit my job? Then I'd have to leave.So I quit!

  • 06.27.2004 11:10 AM PDT
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Spartan-096 grows tired of this dead-end job and decides to take ation. She books a revolution on Thursday. Is that a good day? Why yes my imaginary bird says to me.
(actually there is no bird)

  • 06.27.2004 11:11 AM PDT
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Posted by: mastergrunt44
Posted by: Excommunicado
Although my phrasing may have implied i was offering jobs, as future dictator, i need these positions filled and i will fill them dammit. therefore, mastergrunt44, you are my janitor. after you clean out my conference room we will discuss your employee benefits.

You will schedule things and take calls, Spartan.


But what if I refuse to be a janitor and say...quit my job? Then I'd have to leave.So I quit!


thats the beauty of it. you cant quit or leave. i've revoked your free will.

and spartan, make a call to my western department and set up an appointment. tell them its very important.

  • 06.27.2004 11:12 AM PDT
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Can I join the revolution seeing as how I didn't really like my job either?

  • 06.27.2004 11:13 AM PDT
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Posted by: mastergrunt44
Can I join the revolution seeing as how I didn't really like my job either?


No you can't, cook made a mess in the kitchen. You'll have to apply for vacation time to do that.

  • 06.27.2004 11:14 AM PDT
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Posted by: Excommunicado
Posted by: mastergrunt44
Posted by: Excommunicado
Although my phrasing may have implied i was offering jobs, as future dictator, i need these positions filled and i will fill them dammit. therefore, mastergrunt44, you are my janitor. after you clean out my conference room we will discuss your employee benefits.

You will schedule things and take calls, Spartan.


But what if I refuse to be a janitor and say...quit my job? Then I'd have to leave.So I quit!


thats the beauty of it. you cant quit or leave. i've revoked your free will.

and spartan, make a call to my western department and set up an appointment. tell them its very important.


Now that really sucks

  • 06.27.2004 11:14 AM PDT
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fine go complain to the labor unions. oh wait- they're all my puppets!

  • 06.27.2004 11:15 AM PDT
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Posted by: mastergrunt44
Can I join the revolution seeing as how I didn't really like my job either?

Sure, come to my office on Thursday and we'll talk.
Yes I'll call O master...*sarcastic voice* you make me forget my pupose o Flag-boy, to guard my corner. *Hisses*

  • 06.27.2004 11:16 AM PDT
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Posted by: Excommunicado
Posted by: mastergrunt44
Can I join the revolution seeing as how I didn't really like my job either?


No you can't, cook made a mess in the kitchen. You'll have to apply for vacation time to do that.


I was talking to Spartan since she was planning a revolution.And fine I'll clean on one condition.I want to have flexible work hours.

  • 06.27.2004 11:17 AM PDT
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You'll guard my phones. Thats more important. Considering Im a pretty important guy and all.

And you'll work unpaid overtime for calling me flag-boy.
Notify my allies that I'm going to assault sector 14 tomorrow morning.

  • 06.27.2004 11:18 AM PDT
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Posted by: mastergrunt44
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Posted by: mastergrunt44
Can I join the revolution seeing as how I didn't really like my job either?


No you can't, cook made a mess in the kitchen. You'll have to apply for vacation time to do that.


I was talking to Spartan since she was planning a revolution.And fine I'll clean on one condition.I want to have flexible work hours.


You will not have flexible work hours. But since I am in complete control of everything, I can pay you a lot.
How does 1.2 million a year sound? And its just janitorial work.

  • 06.27.2004 11:19 AM PDT