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Subject: LASER WAR!!!
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How could you, Spartan 096! You've killed my clone and burned up the first written version of the bible! The plans are safely hidden in my top secret pocket plane that no one knows about!

  • 06.27.2004 12:04 PM PDT
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"The dude with the flag's gonna be real upset when he gets back. This is going to be fun."

  • 06.27.2004 12:04 PM PDT
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Some BoB says "I'm lost!"

  • 06.27.2004 12:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 096
Posted by: DaElAlTH2
While Excommunicado is away, DaElAlTH2 proceeds with blowing up his HQ and stealing all of his secret plans of world domination

Spartan-096 preforms her duty, and rips his arms off and drags his remains back to her corner to slowly eat him. She takes the plans and uses them for fire-wood.


YAY!He has no plans which means he won't be succesful which means I'll be able to quit my job soon. I salute you Spartan 096

  • 06.27.2004 12:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: DaElAlTH2
How could you, Spartan 096! You've killed my clone and burned up the first written version of the bible! The plans are safely hidden in my top secret pocket plane that no one knows about!

Don't worry, I copied the plans and laminated them. They're safe.

  • 06.27.2004 12:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: mastergrunt44
Posted by: Spartan 096
Posted by: DaElAlTH2
While Excommunicado is away, DaElAlTH2 proceeds with blowing up his HQ and stealing all of his secret plans of world domination

Spartan-096 preforms her duty, and rips his arms off and drags his remains back to her corner to slowly eat him. She takes the plans and uses them for fire-wood.


YAY!He has no plans which means he won't be succesful which means I'll be able to quit my job soon. I salute you Spartan 096

If anyone wants the plans come and get them. They're behind m shield with me. All shall peril at my feet before they get the plans.

  • 06.27.2004 12:08 PM PDT
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The laminated papers were copies of the plans? I thought they were the drawings of an analfabetic 2 year old with parkinson!

[Edited on 6/27/2004 12:10:21 PM]

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Jay's remote tries in vain to teach a chinchilla to fetch laminated paper.
"Only you can fit in that pocket plane that we don't know about, so you've gotta pay attention!"

[Edited on 6/27/2004 12:11:13 PM]

  • 06.27.2004 12:10 PM PDT
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MasterGrunt44 thanks Spartan 096, finishes cleaning up, and decides to go on break.He will return shortly.

  • 06.27.2004 12:10 PM PDT
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forumrunner, I've got a zipper over my pocket plane... No way your chinchilla knows how to open my special designed baby proof zipper! (I hate babyproof things... they are impossible to open!)

  • 06.27.2004 12:12 PM PDT
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Spartan-096 takes tthe copies and tosses them into a fire where they shall rest forever, in ashes.They are gone! My worthless toil is over! Ha you flag-boy! I shall return to the wild, uncivilized! well, a little civilized. I shall run with the leaves and burn them to a crisp with my flame-thrower1 Bwahahahaha!! Death to all dead leaves.

  • 06.27.2004 12:14 PM PDT
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Spartan 096, then you could do well to learn battlecries from my sig...

  • 06.27.2004 12:15 PM PDT
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I like the blood one...no, I have my own battlecry, Hiss!!!!

  • 06.27.2004 12:19 PM PDT
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I will "KIK U 2 DETH!".

  • 06.27.2004 12:21 PM PDT
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Well, since Flag-boy is gone, I am free from his rule. Hiss!! Spartan-096 backs away like a cat into her corner,slits for eyes.

  • 06.27.2004 12:22 PM PDT
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You can have many battlecries! In fact, I think the one with blood has an *hiss* in it. No wait, that was the vampires other battle cry: *hiss*Let me have a taste, come!

[Edited on 6/27/2004 12:23:18 PM]

  • 06.27.2004 12:22 PM PDT
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and I rip your -blam!- head off and I killeed dafdsayoouddsfdsadkkillkill fleshhhhh gooood

  • 06.27.2004 12:22 PM PDT
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This isn't my chinchilla, it the dude with the flag's chinchilla. Its master gave it zipper-cutting teath. (don't ask me why) I think I'll call it zippy.

  • 06.27.2004 12:25 PM PDT
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Spartan-096 takes the flopping fish and eats him. The fish is dead.YAY!!!

  • 06.27.2004 12:25 PM PDT
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but I'm infected with the t-virus and I kilfdsalflsdaflklllikilllf you f-blam!- again die die die

  • 06.27.2004 12:26 PM PDT
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dafdsayoouddsfdsadkkillkill

NOOO! He uttered the secret magical command word of complete and utter destruction of everyhing this side of purgatory! Lucky thing he doesn't know the last part of it, ughafurs, or else we would be dead. Lucky thing only I know the word!

  • 06.27.2004 12:26 PM PDT
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"So bad stuff would happen if I said dafdsayoouddsfdsadkkillkillughafurs?"

  • 06.27.2004 12:29 PM PDT
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Spartan-096 rolls her eyes at DEATHPOTATOs attempt to kill her.

  • 06.27.2004 12:29 PM PDT
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dafdsayoouddsfdsadkkillkillughafurs

  • 06.27.2004 12:29 PM PDT

TFM
SB 117
Former Comrade to all except most......

and so death awaits us all!!!!!

  • 06.27.2004 12:30 PM PDT