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Posted by: Master Shake*more corn arises from the primordial soup*BWA HAH HAH!!!! HAAAA HHAAAAA HAHAHAHAHHA!!!*manical laughter continues for several hours*Spartan-096 destroys source of mechanical laughter so there's some peace and quiet.[Edited on 6/19/2004 6:22:08 PM]
DrummDragon comes from practicing his drums, sees the mess and gets his shotgun out.
*ms reataches severed head and continues laughing his fat ass off*
Posted by: XerohDeep inside the planets core, Xeroh is pushing her way out.What do you mean?
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The new EVIL Fleet attacks the planet Xeroh. The Fleet surrounds the planet and begins to infect it with millions of dropships and ground troops. Xeroh's forces are quite annoying and are putting up heavy resistance. Cannon's troops need help from Night Rider. he also asks drumm dragon if he want to join the EVIL Fleet.[Edited on 6/19/2004 6:27:25 PM]
Spartan-096 takes a flamethrower and burns Master Shake because of his pathetic laughterfor some peace and quiet!
While cannons forces are till wondering where theplanet went, DrummDragon commandears a ship, kills some ppl with a shotgun, and flies off to counter the cannon forces.
Master Shake is sitting in his country estate enjoying a fine chardoney when a radiocative spider bites his hand.He runs off into the night and gains spider like supre powers...He later appears three days later and a hero is born.This Hero would forever be know as............Batman
Cannon's fleet intercepts DrummDragon's stolen ship. They kill all of the Dragon's forces on board, and put Dragon's head in a toilet, without flushing first. He is now a Prison Of War.[Edited on 6/19/2004 6:35:36 PM]
Spartan-096 again is bored by the destruction and takes a cat-nap.*hisses and runs to a dark corner*
Later MS comes to the rescue of xeroh only to discover she is not, IN FACT, in trouble
Luckily Batman (Master Shake) comes in and saves DrummDragon from the toilet, and gives him his shotgun back. [Edited on 6/19/2004 6:36:11 PM]
Batman is regrettably shot down by people who are afraid of spider-bats.
The Batmobile loses a wheel, crashes, suffocates batman with it's air bag, and makes DrummDragon drop his shotgun. It breakes.
*someone should make this a sticky!!!*Drumm Dragon and Klark Kent (thats me) form a secret alliance of superheroes world renowned super heros....and they call this leaugue of justice.... the supreme court
The Supreme Court takes their first case, Grey Davis vs. Cheesemonkeys.
The cheesemonkeys were mistaken for real cheese, they were brutally cut up in a war called " the Battle of the Cheese of '78"[Edited on 6/19/2004 6:42:49 PM]
DrummDragon eats the cheese.....and finds a battle rifle to replace his shotgun.
Unfortunately, the battle rifle has a huge kickback and is full of paintballs, which somehow, manage to kill millions of grunts.
Master shake journeys to france in searh of the mystic cheeseOnly to discover its just an ordinary Chedder Cheese that grants wishses.Master Shake asks for Money, A Hot Babe, and the ultimate weapon.A STICK!!!!! ALL HAIL THE STICK!!!!
The monkeys take the cheese he has eaten and put it back on their backs so they can cover up their intestines.