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Jay's briefcase pops open and a remote climbs out, followed by chinchilla soldiers that manage to be simultaneously adorable and grotesque.
"I heard violence!"
The rodent SF proceed to knaw the limbs from the Knights, reducing them to crippled lumps who crawl about like slugs and threaten to bite everyone who's not of thier order. Jay's remote laughs and points, Arty's remote just points since it can't talk yet.
"They're slugs who say "Ni!", Arty!"

  • 06.27.2004 5:46 PM PDT
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frag u morns briefly over the loss of his pet rock, then in a y rage launches a cow at terminus crippling his suvearly

  • 06.27.2004 5:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: forumrunner
Jay's briefcase pops open and a remote climbs out, followed by chinchilla soldiers that manage to be simultaneously adorable and grotesque.
"I heard violence!"
The rodent SF proceed to knaw the limbs from the Knights, reducing them to crippled lumps who crawl about like slugs and threaten to bite everyone who's not of thier order. Jay's remote laughs and points, Arty's remote just points since it can't talk yet.
"They're slugs who say "Ni!", Arty!"

Terminus will crush you

  • 06.27.2004 5:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: frag u
frag u morns briefly over the loss of his pet rock, then in a y rage launches a cow at terminus crippling his suvearly

But luckly its a Bulgarian cow and Terminus able to turn him to GRIFFIN side.

  • 06.27.2004 5:49 PM PDT
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Jay's remote teases terminus before being wasted.
"You can't kill me, you don't know where my brain is hidden on my world and can't reach it anyway!"
The chinchilla army climbs into the briefcase and returns home.

Spidery legs anchored on Jay's homeworld extend from the briefcase, which then scuttles off to safety.

[Edited on 6/27/2004 6:18:27 PM]

  • 06.27.2004 6:16 PM PDT
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oomaploompa presses x to get in warthog so he can run over everyone, HAHAHHAHA

  • 06.27.2004 6:16 PM PDT
Subject: Time is on my side...
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With this new time machine, I can prevent myself from making this stoopid post!

[Edited on 6/26/2004 6:00:00 PM]

  • 06.27.2004 6:32 PM PDT
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Not if I go back in time and fire the mailman that was your father... hahahaha sorry forumrunner, i just couldn't resist. no hard feelings?

*suddenly, Frag Master whips out dual handheld electronic controllers for Super Mac Guns and kills all spammers* hahahaha

  • 06.27.2004 7:00 PM PDT
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Wortwortwort! I'm not that easily offended, so there's no need for sorrow.

Jay's remote cradles a killer chinchilla protectively.
"Be careful with those mass drivers, you could poke zippy's eye out!"

  • 06.27.2004 7:05 PM PDT
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spartan 133 comes out of hiding and plants a hovok tactical nuke in a squad

  • 06.27.2004 7:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: forumrunner
Wortwortwort! I'm not that easily offended, so there's no need for sorrow.



that's cool.

  • 06.27.2004 7:09 PM PDT
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Jay's remote drags Frag and Zippy into Jay's suitcase, which is then enveloped in a protective field projected from the homeworld side.
"You can't nuke us now, 113!"

[Edited on 6/27/2004 7:15:48 PM]

  • 06.27.2004 7:15 PM PDT
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DUNN DUN DAH DUNNNN DUNNNN!
Excommunicado walks out of the mist holding his twin shotguns and proceeds to annhilate his many foes. (Note: Excommunicado can -blam!- his shotguns by spinning them and using the centrifugal force)
[color=red]BLAM! POW! BIFF! ZONK!! PSOW![/color]

Now grovel.

  • 06.27.2004 7:25 PM PDT
Subject: WTF?
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What word was censored? I can't think of any "forbidden" words that would fit there. (PM me or something so it doesn't show here. Do that b.r.o.k.e.n thing or whatever so I can see what the word is.)

  • 06.27.2004 7:39 PM PDT
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Oh, It's Flag-boy...where were you?

  • 06.27.2004 7:44 PM PDT
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My computer crapped out on me, what I miss? Did anyone come in my corner? 'Cause if they did...*shakes fists*

  • 06.27.2004 7:46 PM PDT
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Jay's remote startles.
"Whoa, where the heck did you come from? Oh. No one even knew you were gone, we all thought you were hiding in the shadows to see what we do. Let's see... The knights who say "Ni!" were here, I let my chinchilla army eat their limbs. Someone tried to nuke us again, and I dunno what else. I've been on the other side of my portal a lot."

  • 06.27.2004 7:52 PM PDT
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next thing you know the bloodpotatos decide to come to some random planets and do random killings and return to hell to eat and torture their bloodied victims...

  • 06.27.2004 7:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: forumrunner
Jay's remote startles.
"Whoa, where the heck did you come from? Oh. No one even knew you were gone, we all thought you were hiding in the shadows to see what we do. Let's see... The knights who say "Ni!" were here, I let my chinchilla army eat their limbs. Someone tried to nuke us again, and I dunno what else. I've been on the other side of my portal a lot."

Well, I have been watching you, and spartan 113, stay the heck outta my corner...as for the rest of you...well you know the drill...don't come near my corner unless your invited. Play nice!

[Edited on 6/27/2004 8:06:01 PM]

  • 06.27.2004 7:56 PM PDT
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Spartan-096 inspects her corner and seeing there was nothing in there that was dangerous, she curled up and pretended to sleep. One eye open. You could hear her make a soft hissing sound if you listened close enough.

  • 06.27.2004 8:02 PM PDT
Subject: This post has the forumrunner bug.
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Jay's remote takes advantage of the convenient potato soldiers running about by baking one and enjoying a snack before bidding good night and climbing into the suitcase for the night.
"I've got stuff to do tomorrow, I'll see y'all later."
The energy shield powers up again (this time along with programmable metal ablative armor) and the spidery legs again extend from it, this time with new beam weapons.

[Edited on 6/27/2004 8:50:11 PM]

  • 06.27.2004 8:07 PM PDT
Subject: WTF?
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Hey Spartan 096, did I get any calls while i was out plotting massive destruction? and did grunt master mow the golf course? I have an important golf meeting tomorrow so i hope so.

  • 06.27.2004 8:34 PM PDT
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Yes now that I am back from my week of band camp I can finally re-continue my war with....new people apparantly since the others are all gone....that means I won.

  • 06.27.2004 9:00 PM PDT
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I'm not new. Not only have i been slaughtering you all for quite a while, I started this thread. Just like I will remake this world. Except thats different, so just pretend it isnt.

And would you like to be my chauffer? I need one. I already got a janitor and a secretary.

  • 06.27.2004 9:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Excommunicado
Hey Spartan 096, did I get any calls while i was out plotting massive destruction? and did grunt master mow the golf course? I have an important golf meeting tomorrow so i hope so.

Most of them were prank phone calls, they got what they deserved,( ripped their arms off )
And grunt dude mowed it quite nicely. Barbera called, wants to book an appointment...

  • 06.27.2004 9:33 PM PDT