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Spartan-096 sees a rat in her corner, she's crouches that of a cat and pounces on it and rips it to shreads. ( for a lack of a better thing to say )

  • 06.27.2004 9:39 PM PDT
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thank you. you both are entitled to one state or small country. i will give it to you once i rule the world, and then its yours.

  • 06.27.2004 9:40 PM PDT
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Yay! Can I go home for a minute, there's rat in my corner...

  • 06.27.2004 9:41 PM PDT
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Spartan-096 sits on the ground and plays with her hair...nothing better to do...except plan a REVOLUTION...but I'm too tired to plan a REVOLUTION...what about I build a device that sences someone before they come too close, that way I am ready to bite peoples arms off...yeah...

  • 06.27.2004 9:44 PM PDT
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absolutelly. remember the food for the potluck tomorrow.

  • 06.27.2004 9:48 PM PDT
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Give me a list, I'll get it...

  • 06.27.2004 9:49 PM PDT
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psychoelite walks up to spartan 096 corner and stands there

  • 06.27.2004 9:50 PM PDT
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hey you know that some rats are actually as big as dogs and can eat the cats

Yes watch the history channel

modern marvels

exterminators of you see it watch it

  • 06.27.2004 9:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 096
Give me a list, I'll get it...


You only have to get one thing. That way its completely random.
We may end up with 50 different tunafish cassaroles. I invite anyone, but if you come you have to:
1: Bring food.
2: Join my army.

  • 06.27.2004 9:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: PsychoElite
psychoelite walks up to spartan 096 corner and stands there

Spartan-096 jumps psycoelite and rips him to pieces. She then leaves his remains for the birds.

  • 06.27.2004 9:56 PM PDT
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You only have to get one thing. That way its completely random.
We may end up with 50 different tunafish cassaroles. I invite anyone, but if you come you have to:
1: Bring food.
2: Join my army.[/quote]
No prob

  • 06.27.2004 9:57 PM PDT
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except excommunicado picks up his remains to spice up his tuna cassarole.

  • 06.27.2004 9:57 PM PDT
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Nygriss pulls out mini gun, Aims in Spartan's corner, and proceeds to blast her head off

  • 06.27.2004 9:59 PM PDT
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Why's everyone against me?!?!!? I just want to defend my corner!!
Spartan-096 takes a sniper rifle and blows the head off the guy trying to kill her.

  • 06.27.2004 10:01 PM PDT
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Hey. Leave my secretary alone. Shes a good secretary.

But while we're in the topic of blasting heads off, Excommunicado screams-

I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!

PIKACHU! THUNDER BOLT RIGHT AT NYGRISS PLZ'S HEAD!

  • 06.27.2004 10:02 PM PDT
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AH HAH, BUT I COUNTER YOUR CARD WITH TEH POWER OF THE
DARK MAGICIAN!!!

~~~YU-GI-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~

DARK MAGIC ATTACK FLWOWWWWWWOWOWOW

KILL THAT PIKACHU

/edit: oh yeah nothin against ya spartan, just they all want to kill you, so why not

[Edited on 6/27/2004 10:09:54 PM]

  • 06.27.2004 10:07 PM PDT
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Spartan-096 takes this advantage to go to the store and pick up a chain-gun,assult rifle,pistols,energy swords,warthogs, and a tank to take to the "party."She also picked up some lasanga.

  • 06.27.2004 10:10 PM PDT
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GO CHARIZARD!
I loved pokemon so much.

FLAMETHROWER!

(you killed pikachu by the way. didnt bother me too much)

  • 06.27.2004 10:10 PM PDT
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But Wait! You've Forgotten the most mighty Card of all!

Blue-Eyes White Dragon!
(i hate yugioh and pokemon so damn much)

Nuetron Blast AttacK!!!!!

Die Charizard!

  • 06.27.2004 10:12 PM PDT
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Did I do something wrong? Or did I offend someone? Why me?!?!?!?!?!?
Oh, and your heads gone, and people want to kill me because I ripped their arms off. They entered at their own risk. I'm too pretty to die, that's why I'm not dead. Yet...

  • 06.27.2004 10:13 PM PDT
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no my head is still here actually

*looks into pants*

OMG MY HEAD IS GONE...DAMN YOU
YOUR SO DEAD

  • 06.27.2004 10:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 096
Did I do something wrong? Or did I offend someone? Why me?!?!?!?!?!?
Oh, and your heads gone, and people want to kill me because I ripped their arms off. They entered at their own risk. I'm too pretty to die, that's why I'm not dead. Yet...

i think its because you assumed a defensive position. that psychologically triggered them to attack you.

and now that charizard is dead- ill have to send out...


GO ONIX! ROCK SLAM POWER! Your cards cant fight that

  • 06.27.2004 10:15 PM PDT
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sicko. why would you put your head in there?

ohhhh.... eeeew.

  • 06.27.2004 10:17 PM PDT
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or...can they...

STEELIX! USE YORU MIGHTY STAINLESS STEEL POWERS TO CRUSH HIM

  • 06.27.2004 10:17 PM PDT
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ONIX! BECOME INVISIBLE! THEN SLAP HIM!

  • 06.27.2004 10:18 PM PDT