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How bout the name be, hmmmmmmm.............. Halo Land?

  • 06.28.2004 8:41 AM PDT
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Zekeisthemc walks in gets Byrum and restarts the evil plan from the begginning of the thread.

  • 06.28.2004 8:45 AM PDT
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killingspree gathers his gang, and desrtuys Zekeiwhatever and Byrum and there stupid plan. World halo continues

  • 06.28.2004 8:47 AM PDT
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Zeke respawns and instead of killing killingspree gives him to Kobe Bryant to -blam!-.

  • 06.28.2004 8:52 AM PDT
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instead of gettin raped Kobe puts killingspree on the lakers. The Kobe tells killingspree that he doesnt -blam!- boys, only white gurls with bad reputations. And Kobe agrees to take out Zekeiwhatever we my crew

  • 06.28.2004 8:54 AM PDT
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But then Zeke tells Kobe that KillingSpree is a white girl under the armor and he gets raped.

  • 06.28.2004 8:55 AM PDT
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killingspree changes from armor to the lakers jersey, and now kobe see's that I am not white or a gurl. We both look at zekeiwhatever and see's he is a white gurl (wearing a thong)..( a pink thong) Kobe get excited and take zekeiwhatever to his hotel suite, locks the door while the screaming of zekeiwhatever fades away. He cannot respawn from this.

  • 06.28.2004 8:58 AM PDT
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atomisk watching all of this runs away into the sunset with cortana

  • 06.28.2004 8:59 AM PDT
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Hmmm... Halo world was almost as good a name as earth 2. I know! Let's build the new world as a circle, and let some parasitic zombies live there, and have an annoying blue ball as janitor!

  • 06.28.2004 9:11 AM PDT
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but before they finish the ring, oompaloompa presses x to get into longsword and bombs the crap out of the ring, hahahahahaha

  • 06.28.2004 9:25 AM PDT
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oompaloompa, this ring is made out of unobtanium.
If you have seen "the core" you would know that nothing a longsword could do would even scratch unobtanium. Not even Pillar of Autumns fusion reactors would blow up this ring, because unobtanium only grows stronger from heat and pressure

  • 06.28.2004 9:30 AM PDT
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*Hisses*

  • 06.28.2004 9:30 AM PDT
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MasterGrunt44 returns from his somewhat long break and clocks in at the lobby to get to work.

  • 06.28.2004 9:33 AM PDT
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mastergrunt44, were you the janitor? If so, you should know that the flag dudes HQ sorta blew up... and that you, along with everyone else, got traveled 65 000 000 years back in time, so that we could start anew on an unspoiled world, but this world has kind os blown up too, so now we're constructing something similiar to halo, but made of unobtanium


[Edited on 6/28/2004 9:40:08 AM]

  • 06.28.2004 9:39 AM PDT
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Well that's an interesting story.I don't remember going back in time but w/e I guess.

  • 06.28.2004 10:02 AM PDT
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Then since the ring can't be blown up by heat Zeke and Byrum nuke it with a cold nuke!! Muahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.28.2004 10:29 AM PDT
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So thats why the office looks different.

OMG!!!! THE FRIDGE!!! WHERES THE FRIDGE!??!

YOU BASTARDS!! NOW YOU WILL FEEL THE AGONIZINGLY TERRIBLE SUPER POWERFUL STING OF MY WRATH!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Fire swirls around Excommunicado and his eyes turn into massive hypnotic discs. He screams as spasms tear through the unobutaminum thing and it ripples with his anger.*

Everything goes white. I made us go back in time to when they brought us back in time, and therefore it is in the right time again.

And nice job on the golf course, mastergrunt. I'll keep that in mind during your annual performance review.

  • 06.28.2004 10:32 AM PDT
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Glad I did a good job on the course.Hopefully I'll be promoted one of these days.

  • 06.28.2004 10:34 AM PDT
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we can only dream master

  • 06.28.2004 10:36 AM PDT
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I destroyed everyone by shooting a nuke out of a monkey's butt.

  • 06.28.2004 10:40 AM PDT
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That doesn't work.You'd think people would learn that nukes don't work after about 90something pages.Nukes work only on enviroments not people

  • 06.28.2004 10:42 AM PDT
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Must I be Interrupted in every turn! You may have foiled my plans for the time being, but know, I WILL BE BACK!!! There is no point in fighting over the temporal displancemant and Halo World! My plans can just as well be started anew anywhere else!
Having said that, DaElAlTH2 steps trough a portal to the Underdark.

[Edited on 6/28/2004 10:44:12 AM]

  • 06.28.2004 10:43 AM PDT
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Well then, I used a monkey to shoot a laser nuke out of it's butt.

  • 06.28.2004 10:43 AM PDT
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And I caught the laser nuke and swallowed it to minimize the damage.
Now I'm bringing in my septic trucks to pump you full of sewage. You will pay for defying me.

  • 06.28.2004 10:48 AM PDT
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No!! I killed everyone except you, Byrum, and me. I wanted you to be my ally.

  • 06.28.2004 10:49 AM PDT