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Subject: LASER WAR!!!
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Due to Gimlis spell, I'm now dead( for the moment! Do not think you've seen the las of me!
Moahahahahaha! Muahahahaha! Mahahahahaha!)

( did I say I was 299 years old? I mean 101 217)

Goodnight

[Edited on 6/26/2004 1:43:04 PM]

  • 06.26.2004 1:41 PM PDT
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Let's not go there. I meant it was your bedtime. I usually hit below the belt, but if you keep it up... (directed to Lt Devon.)

[Edited on 6/26/2004 1:42:18 PM]

  • 06.26.2004 1:41 PM PDT
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"Your mom" jokes are part of Bungie heritage.

  • 06.26.2004 1:49 PM PDT
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I know, but that one was low.

  • 06.26.2004 1:52 PM PDT
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Naw.

  • 06.26.2004 1:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lt Devon
Gimili's mom asks Lt Devon to come back to bed.


That's right. Gimili's mom, not Gimli's mom. Gimli's mom stays far away, while Lt Devon and Gimili's mom get busy. Typos can be useful sometimes. lol

  • 06.26.2004 2:04 PM PDT
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Lt Devon's fleet turns on some music. http://marathon.bungie.org/story/music/05.html

  • 06.26.2004 2:08 PM PDT
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Gimli plays a movie on his HUD.

http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/potterpuppetpals.html


  • 06.26.2004 2:12 PM PDT
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Dill X laughs evilly then begins to choke on the chicken bone he had for lunch leaving only one choice...to perform the Himlich Manauver on himself!

"Dum Dum Dum...."

  • 06.26.2004 2:44 PM PDT
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A carrier teleports a team of soldiers to the planet.

  • 06.26.2004 2:47 PM PDT
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Another carrier teleports them back.

  • 06.26.2004 4:24 PM PDT
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No.

  • 06.26.2004 4:49 PM PDT
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You can't just say no. There has to be some kind of logic to it, however fractured it is, for example. "Lt Devon blast the carrier out of the sky by hurling rocks at it at an extreme velocity, after which he retrieves his troops." that didn't actually happen, BTW.

  • 06.26.2004 4:52 PM PDT
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The Marathon jams the enemy cruiser's teleportation beam and sends a cruiser and 3 destroyers to intercept the enemy cruiser.

  • 06.26.2004 5:00 PM PDT
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The enemy cruiser yells something that would get this post snipped if I typed it, and escape pods to the ground. Gimli jumps into the coc.kpit, jams the teleportation beam jammer, then warps into Slipspace.

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With a momentary absence of threats, Lt Devon lands an army on the planet and builds a base there. Another battle group arrives at the planet and helps defend the new base.

  • 06.26.2004 5:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: Knives1288
Knives1288 crys in the corner like a little girl


Knives from Trigun!?!??!?!

  • 06.26.2004 5:12 PM PDT
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Gimli considers this a good time to work on new technology, and soon has developed the first Slipspace base. With no troop supply, he clones himself over and over, and soon has his base fortrified and armed.

  • 06.26.2004 5:14 PM PDT
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Jay starts issuing Gimli hunting licenses.
"Them's good eatin'."

Edit: potentially offensive stoopid joke replaced with something else

[Edited on 6/26/2004 5:28:46 PM]

  • 06.26.2004 5:24 PM PDT
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Gimli has no idea what Jay is talking about, and slices the wormface to pieces with a dull stick. His clone-gone-wrong, Bob, eats the body.

  • 06.26.2004 5:30 PM PDT
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Jay's infectious biomass consumes Gimli #117 from the inside, twisting the once (nearly) human flesh into a hideous monstrosity that starts consuming all around it.

  • 06.26.2004 5:46 PM PDT
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But luckly Terminus leads an angry army of Cantanize Llamas in to battle knowing it would be his last but what he doesn't know is that every one else in this forum are actually Fanitical terrorists bent on his destruction. So he's worse off than he thought

  • 06.26.2004 5:55 PM PDT
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Then suddenly everyone dies!

  • 06.26.2004 6:00 PM PDT
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A stray llama-eye-death-beam-thingy hits the blasphemous creature growing from what once was Jay and the silent Bob, blasting it to bits and spreading the infection across dozens of terrorist troops. As they metamorphose into nightmares that make the flood look cuddly by comparison, they begin construction of a huge organism underground to establish a regional presence.

  • 06.26.2004 6:02 PM PDT
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Lil G plans to escape this planet before he is killed

  • 06.26.2004 9:26 PM PDT