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Subject: LASER WAR!!!
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Lt Devon's fleet destroys the off-topicness.

  • 06.26.2004 10:57 PM PDT
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to conquest you all, i am going to make ungodly amounts of spf60 sunblock lotion. then im going to douse the world in it. then you wont get the necessary amount of vitamin d. then i can take over the world.

  • 06.26.2004 10:58 PM PDT
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Jay points, laughs at the dude without a flag walling himself in with plates.

"You don't have a flag! Haha!"

[Edited on 6/26/2004 11:02:54 PM]

  • 06.26.2004 10:58 PM PDT
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psychoelite bows his head in shame

  • 06.26.2004 10:59 PM PDT
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Spartan-096 spreads her carpet in her corner and curls up like a cat and sleeps for 5 minutes after her shoe-polish accident.

  • 06.26.2004 10:59 PM PDT
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Lt Devon issues his soldiers vitamin d pills.

  • 06.26.2004 10:59 PM PDT
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byrum builds second story to platter structure. it is beginning to look like the pyramid at the end of AOTCR. (except purple)

  • 06.26.2004 11:01 PM PDT
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well ill use my robot army to take over the world. my robots are all over the place. for example, dick cheney is actually a robot.

  • 06.26.2004 11:01 PM PDT
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don't state the obvious, it's just boring.
and
Dick Clark is actually a mummy.

[Edited on 6/26/2004 11:02:31 PM]

  • 06.26.2004 11:01 PM PDT
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Spartan-096 wakes to see the horror that has befallen on this poor place. She narrows her eyes to slits and realizes her corner has light in it...she races to the dude with the flag,( cat-like position) and rips the flag guy to shreads and bakes him in a pie and serves it to her friends.

  • 06.26.2004 11:04 PM PDT
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wow, im so powerful i dont have to use my mouse any more. or my keyboard. im just sitting here and my computer is doing this. now if anyone can compete with that, please let me know.

and my shreds turn into serpents and devour you. then they reassemble so i can go grab some more haggis before i finish slaughtering my foes.

[Edited on 6/26/2004 11:05:36 PM]

  • 06.26.2004 11:04 PM PDT
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no

  • 06.26.2004 11:06 PM PDT
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Lt Devon sends out a task force of Mjolnir Mk IV cyborgs to eliminate the robots and serpents.

[Edited on 6/26/2004 11:08:12 PM]

  • 06.26.2004 11:07 PM PDT
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Sheash, you don't have to be so graphical, great now i'll have night-mares.j/k Spartans don't have night-mares. (not usually)

  • 06.26.2004 11:07 PM PDT
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Jay notices having edited a post instead of posting a new one, slaps forhead.

"Hey, did you get that invite before I accidentally hit the wrong button and activated the messenger's failsafe protocol?"

  • 06.26.2004 11:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: byrum
no


yes.

and by the way i just lit your foot on fire.

EDIT: Well, you guys just excuse me while i go beddy bye.

[Edited on 6/26/2004 11:10:39 PM]

  • 06.26.2004 11:08 PM PDT
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Oh God! *splashes shoe polish on foot* ahhhhhhhhh! *screaming as fire gets bigger*
*stops, drops, and rolls in it*

  • 06.26.2004 11:10 PM PDT
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Jay's remote looks puzzled.

"Did you just try to light my foot on fire?"

  • 06.26.2004 11:12 PM PDT
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byrum continues rolling and screaming, even after fire has gone out. I enjoy rolling.

  • 06.26.2004 11:13 PM PDT
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Byrum, take good care of my corner, and when you leave, set up the force sheild. REMEMBER THE FORCE SHEILD!!! I'm going to bed. ( 1:30 AM )

  • 06.26.2004 11:14 PM PDT
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Spartan-096 takes one last look and goes to her room to sleep, keeping one eye open to see if byrum forgot or not and to see if anyone had ventured through the sacred corner.

  • 06.26.2004 11:17 PM PDT
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byrum activates covie holding cell/docking bay-type energy field around corner.

and brings in a covie suply crate full of plasma grenades, and one crate-full each of the following

* Needlers
* Needler ammo pods
* Plasma Rifles
* Plasma Pistols
* One-time-use Energy Sword handles

[Edited on 6/26/2004 11:22:28 PM]

  • 06.26.2004 11:18 PM PDT
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Good, 'night.

  • 06.26.2004 11:21 PM PDT
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The 10th mjolnir cyborg steps into the room and wonders why there's a force field around a corner.

  • 06.26.2004 11:23 PM PDT
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Jay's remote points, laughs at Byrum trapped in a holding cell set up by Spartan.

  • 06.26.2004 11:23 PM PDT