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Subject: WTF?
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Posted by: zekeisthemc
Well then, I used a monkey to shoot a laser nuke out of it's butt.


See now that just plain doesn't make any sense at all.

  • 06.28.2004 10:50 AM PDT
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But it worked!! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

  • 06.28.2004 10:52 AM PDT
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hey zeke- if you want to be my ally i need chauffer. would you like the job? or else?

  • 06.28.2004 10:52 AM PDT
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the bloodpotato army makes its way deeper into hell

  • 06.28.2004 10:53 AM PDT
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Yay!! Can your car have a monkey that fires laser nukes out of it's butt mounted on your car?? How about two??

  • 06.28.2004 10:54 AM PDT
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Wow, this has gone downhill since I left...*Hisses and backs into corner*

  • 06.28.2004 10:58 AM PDT
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Yeah- just maybe not laser nukes. It would be too tempting in a traffic jam. And then my approval ratings would all go to hell. But lasers and monkeys will work.

  • 06.28.2004 10:59 AM PDT
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still marching deeper into hell...finding new recruits...my army is so badass

  • 06.28.2004 11:01 AM PDT
Subject: Wow
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Great now we've got some crazy guy as a driver on the team.It's gonna be really wierd in the break room.

  • 06.28.2004 11:02 AM PDT
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wait till I leave hell again to attack you mortals

  • 06.28.2004 11:03 AM PDT
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We get breaks?!?!? Well, I need one, I've been working 12 hours straight...

  • 06.28.2004 11:03 AM PDT
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you won't win the army of badasses from hell comes and gets you

  • 06.28.2004 11:04 AM PDT
Subject: LASERWAR
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I think we should permanently seal the way out of hell, because Deathpotatos infernal army could leave a awful burnmark on mastergrunts floor

  • 06.28.2004 11:04 AM PDT
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well, while your army was marchin we had a potluck. I'd have to say it was a complete success- only 3 people brought tuna cassarole.

Hmmmm... I can't decide what kind of new stronghold to build... I was thinking a Barad-Dum type tower, or a black citadel. I think the black citadel would be more practical, and it would be cheaper to contract.
Either way it has to be fear inspiring. Hmmm... If I blacken out the sun my golf course will die and master grunt will be out of work. So maybe you'll just get mixed feelings when you come to my black citadel. On one hand its evil and terrifying, and on the other hand, the sun feels so nice on the back nine.

  • 06.28.2004 11:05 AM PDT
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Sure! I dont want people striking or anything so go ahead.

  • 06.28.2004 11:06 AM PDT
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you can't make it without our permission

  • 06.28.2004 11:07 AM PDT
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?

  • 06.28.2004 11:07 AM PDT
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-blam!- big post

  • 06.28.2004 11:08 AM PDT
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you have to be a badass to build a black citadle and we have yet to know whether you are worthy to be nominated a badass

  • 06.28.2004 11:08 AM PDT
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Posted by: Excommunicado
well, while your army was marchin we had a potluck. I'd have to say it was a complete success- only 3 people brought tuna cassarole.

Hmmmm... I can't decide what kind of new stronghold to build... I was thinking a Barad-Dum type tower, or a black citadel. I think the black citadel would be more practical, and it would be cheaper to contract.
Either way it has to be fear inspiring. Hmmm... If I blacken out the sun my golf course will die and master grunt will be out of work. So maybe you'll just get mixed feelings when you come to my black citadel. On one hand its evil and terrifying, and on the other hand, the sun feels so nice on the back nine.


Well if you blacken out the sun instead of putting me out of work how about I get a new position?I think you could use a security guard.

  • 06.28.2004 11:09 AM PDT
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Maybe even body guard.You don't have one and might need one

  • 06.28.2004 11:10 AM PDT
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but isnt mowing golf courses a great job?
and i've decided to not blacken out the sun, because on some days when I'm not feeling evil and fear inspiring, I like to go frolick in the sun.
I'm going to take my nap now.

  • 06.28.2004 11:11 AM PDT
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Fine, but if you ever need a guard I'll be in the custodians room

  • 06.28.2004 11:12 AM PDT
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I say skip the black citadel thing.
Instead, create an abyssal pocketplane that constantly changes and with such an amount of complexity that normal mortal minds can't comprehend it without going mad. That way, you could keep it in your pocket, and it doesn't need cleaning either, with all that constant change and all.
That's what I use, at any rate

  • 06.28.2004 11:13 AM PDT