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Subject: Proof of Darwinism!

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

If you don't believe me, then go here. Make sure to check out the archives from the previous years as well!

My favorite is the to people who were hit by a bus while having sex. Got them out of the gene pool just in time...

Don't kill the stupid people, let them kill themselves so they won't have stupid kids!

[Edited on 2/1/2005 9:45:14 PM]

  • 02.01.2005 9:21 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Why do people never reply to my threads?

  • 02.01.2005 9:45 PM PDT
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Give me a minute I haven't even clicked on the link yet.

Wait a minute didn't you already make a thread identicle to this.

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  • 02.01.2005 9:49 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: GruntHaven
Give me a minute I haven't even clicked on the link yet.

Wait a minute didn't you already make a thread identicle to this.

Not unless it made a double thread. And I haven't seen anyone post the Darwin Awards site on B.net yet.

Edit: I edited the name, is that it?

[Edited on 2/1/2005 9:57:32 PM]

  • 02.01.2005 9:56 PM PDT
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Must be. I don't know, wierd -blam!- keeps happen on this site.

  • 02.01.2005 10:03 PM PDT
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That was a book, right? Very funny stuffs.

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  • 02.01.2005 10:04 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

I love the Darwin Awards.

  • 02.01.2005 10:39 PM PDT
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Well it's because, like me, nobody thinks we're funny Un Gato... sucks to be us...

Tristan ;-)

  • 02.01.2005 10:40 PM PDT