- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Football seems a bit homoerotic to me. A bunch of men (almost exclusively men) playing a game in shorts, taking their shirts off on the pitch at the end of a game, then having group showers.
It's also a bit pansy arsed. Minimal physical contact allowed, and half the time if you fall over you are allowed a free kick or sometimes taken off on a stretcher, even if the average person wouldn't have been hurt.
They even needs studs in their boots to run on grass???