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Subject: Girls Vs. Xbox!!

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Posted by: MCs Brother
... Keep 'em both, but hide one from the other.

Girls have hidden contacts...they know everything in time...there's no use hiding anything...they will know in due time...get a good relationship before then...and from now on never open the door for strangers....

  • 02.02.2005 1:42 PM PDT
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Say something sweet and sentimental like " I just love you so much, but I know that you think Xboxers are nerds, it's just that your beauty intimadated me so much I had to lie about it. If you hate me forever I understand..." and then start crying till she comes around. If she doesn't come around, well I'm sure Halo (2) is better than that biotch anyway!

  • 02.02.2005 2:11 PM PDT

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Posted by: GerynDrumheller
Say something sweet and sentimental like " I just love you so much, but I know that you think Xboxers are nerds, it's just that your beauty intimadated me so much I had to lie about it. If you hate me forever I understand..." and then start crying till she comes around. If she doesn't come around, well I'm sure Halo (2) is better than that biotch anyway!

That's not sweet, it's cheesy.

  • 02.02.2005 2:12 PM PDT
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Well, if she's shallow wnough to hate you if she finds out you have an Xbox... then just end it now. Seriously.

  • 02.02.2005 2:54 PM PDT

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Posted by: Atsumi
Well, if she's shallow wnough to hate you if she finds out you have an Xbox... then just end it now. Seriously.

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  • 02.02.2005 3:08 PM PDT

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she thinks people who play xbox are dorks (dont worry guys i know this is not true)

Then you're in trouble, and shouldn't really care if she dumps you anyway. She may be hot, but if she won't accept that you like things that she doesn't then it's not worth it.

And if you are dating her to try and act "cool", then I despise you for your idiocy.

  • 02.02.2005 3:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
My advice: Hide the Xbox when she's over at your place. Don't dump her. Keep 'em both, but hide one from the other.


Right. Remeber Xboxes have feelings too. You dont want it to know you spend time with someone else do you?

  • 02.02.2005 3:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: Socialist
Posted by: MCs Brother
My advice: Hide the Xbox when she's over at your place. Don't dump her. Keep 'em both, but hide one from the other.


Right. Remeber Xboxes have feelings too. You dont want it to know you spend time with someone else do you?

Gee, I wonder what my X-Box thinks when I play on the Gamecube.

  • 02.02.2005 3:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
My advice: Hide the Xbox when she's over at your place. Don't dump her. Keep 'em both, but hide one from the other.


Right. Remeber Xboxes have feelings too. You dont want it to know you spend time with someone else do you?

Gee, I wonder what my X-Box thinks when I play on the Gamecube.


Whore!

  • 02.02.2005 3:33 PM PDT
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Heh funny thing I got the head cheer leader playing Halo in my school. That was a fun experiance. You just have to make it intresting for her. Like if you win ill take my shirt of kind of thing.

  • 02.02.2005 3:38 PM PDT
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Your shirt, or her shirt? Cant tell the perspective of the sentence. Know which would be better though.

  • 02.02.2005 3:40 PM PDT
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Hmm I feared it would come to this (told you Garaa) anywho it works both ways, But you have to go easy till she gets good. or your down to your socks.

  • 02.02.2005 3:42 PM PDT
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*inviso posts*

Bahahaha... just like CAD...

Ethan- "No way is there a real chick who plays video games!"
Lilah- "I am real See look" *offers arm*
Ethan- *reaches out and places hand on her breast*
Lilah- *punches Ethan in the face*

Tristan ;-)

Found the comic! Don't touch!

[Edited on 2/2/2005 3:49:19 PM]

  • 02.02.2005 3:43 PM PDT
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Yea umm heh funny story maybe ill tell you later.

  • 02.02.2005 3:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Metal Nutz
FUDGE her then play xbox


There you go. Plain and simple.

  • 02.02.2005 4:04 PM PDT
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Hmm not the way it works esspecaily if you start likeing that first part. Have any of you ever done this whole dating thing? besides the married members.

  • 02.02.2005 4:09 PM PDT
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Nope. Wish I had though. Bloody hell 18, nearly nineteen and I have never had a girlfriend.

  • 02.02.2005 4:11 PM PDT

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Posted by: Metal Nutz
FUDGE her then play xbox


There you go. Plain and simple.

Words to live by.

  • 02.02.2005 4:12 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Socialist
Nope. Wish I had though. Bloody hell 18, nearly nineteen and I have never had a girlfriend.

O_O

Great scott, man! I'm 14 1/2, chubby and short, and i've had 3 girlfriends!

  • 02.02.2005 4:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
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Posted by: Metal Nutz
FUDGE her then play xbox


There you go. Plain and simple.

Words to live by.


Not if you want to live a good life with little MC's running around.

Not sure I want to see little MC's running around now. Oh and dont rub it in.

[Edited on 2/2/2005 4:15:00 PM]

  • 02.02.2005 4:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Socialist
Nope. Wish I had though. Bloody hell 18, nearly nineteen and I have never had a girlfriend.

O_O

Great scott, man! I'm 14 1/2, chubby and short, and i've had 3 girlfriends!


Yeah, thats what I mean when I say bloody hell. Of course its all my fault, but still its disturbing.

  • 02.02.2005 4:15 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

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Posted by: MCs Brother
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Posted by: Metal Nutz
FUDGE her then play xbox


There you go. Plain and simple.

Words to live by.


Not if you want to live a good life with little MC's running around.

Little MCs........Hmm.....

<daydreams about two MCs running around, then running into one another. Laughs at the clunk that their helmets make as they hit each other>

Haha.....silly spartans.........

  • 02.02.2005 4:15 PM PDT
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Take your time dont worry about it. I didnt start dating till I was 15. The only reason I did was because girls started grabing my ass in the halls and I decided to grab back and bam wham I had a girl. Scary story actualy.

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Nope. Wish I had though. Bloody hell 18, nearly nineteen and I have never had a girlfriend.

O_O

Great scott, man! I'm 14 1/2, chubby and short, and i've had 3 girlfriends!


Yeah, thats what I mean when I say bloody hell. Of course its all my fault, but still its disturbing.

I'm 17, reasonable height, bearded and I've had 2 gf's... and I'm going to the movies with a 20yr old next week...

Tristan ;-)

  • 02.02.2005 4:19 PM PDT