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Subject: Girls Vs. Xbox!!
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Two thumbs up.

  • 02.02.2005 4:21 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Gaara of Sand
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Socialist
Nope. Wish I had though. Bloody hell 18, nearly nineteen and I have never had a girlfriend.

O_O

Great scott, man! I'm 14 1/2, chubby and short, and i've had 3 girlfriends!


Yeah, thats what I mean when I say bloody hell. Of course its all my fault, but still its disturbing.

I'm 17, reasonable height, bearded and I've had 2 gf's... and I'm going to the movies with a 20yr old next week...

Tristan ;-)

Getting chicks in my school is easy. With the right shirt/facial hair/shoes, you can get a new girl every day if you wanted.

  • 02.02.2005 4:21 PM PDT
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wow their shalow at your school.

  • 02.02.2005 4:26 PM PDT
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Clothes are for the weak...

  • 02.02.2005 4:26 PM PDT
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Heh right but damn if girls didnt look good in them and better off with out them.

  • 02.02.2005 4:28 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: Socialist
Nope. Wish I had though. Bloody hell 18, nearly nineteen and I have never had a girlfriend.

I bet I'll beat that!

  • 02.02.2005 4:30 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Kendoboy
wow their shalow at your school.

Most are. But I don't go for the shallow ones. If my girlfriend isn't smarter than me, I get scared. (Meaning that i'm a frikkin idiot and that I prefer a girl with intelligence and looks)

  • 02.02.2005 4:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Kendoboy
wow their shalow at your school.

Most are. But I don't go for the shallow ones. If my girlfriend isn't smarter than me, I get scared. (Meaning that i'm a frikkin idiot and that I prefer a girl with intelligence and looks)


-blam!-, I have something in common with someone here.

  • 02.02.2005 4:33 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Socialist
Nope. Wish I had though. Bloody hell 18, nearly nineteen and I have never had a girlfriend.

O_O

Great scott, man! I'm 14 1/2, chubby and short, and i've had 3 girlfriends!

I have to agree. Girls are shallow at your school.

[/sarcasm]

I don't even really want a girlfriend. And no, I'm not -blam!-.

  • 02.02.2005 4:35 PM PDT
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Ask for a swift smack to the head.

  • 02.02.2005 4:36 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: Kendoboy
Ask for a swift smack to the head.

Done that. She didn't. She punched me in the arm instead.

[Edited on 2/2/2005 4:38:34 PM]

  • 02.02.2005 4:38 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: un gato
Posted by: Kendoboy
Ask for a swift smack to the head.

Done that. She didn't. She punched me in the arm instead.

Oooh. You got lucky. <instinctively blocks crotch from attack>

  • 02.02.2005 4:40 PM PDT
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Hmm come to me for dating advice youd be suprised how many people do it.

  • 02.02.2005 4:41 PM PDT
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It's ironic how the same girls who made fun of me back in middle school now constantly try flirting with me. They hurt my feelings then, they won't have the pleasure of getting to know me now MUAHAHA.

  • 02.02.2005 4:46 PM PDT
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Heh I so know what thats like and I defenatly took advantege of it. A girl asked me out I said yes and stood her up. Then when she asked me why I told her the whole story of 6th grade I think she cryed. I was happy beond words.

  • 02.02.2005 4:49 PM PDT
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Nothing here is really making my feeling of gloom over my social life lift, but then I have always been a pessimistic nerd/geek.

  • 02.02.2005 4:49 PM PDT
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I agree... the chicks I go for have to be nice people and intelligent, looks are secondary... But this 20 yr old is hot ;-)

Tristan ;-)

  • 02.02.2005 4:50 PM PDT
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First rule of dating, don't lie. Now go tell her the truth before it gets worse. Trust me, I have experience.

[Edited on 2/2/2005 4:56:10 PM]

  • 02.02.2005 4:53 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: Kendoboy
Heh I so know what thats like and I defenatly took advantege of it. A girl asked me out I said yes and stood her up. Then when she asked me why I told her the whole story of 6th grade I think she cryed. I was happy beond words.

For doing to her what she did to you?

That's low, man.

[Edited on 2/2/2005 4:54:47 PM]

  • 02.02.2005 4:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: un gato
Posted by: Kendoboy
Heh I so know what thats like and I defenatly took advantege of it. A girl asked me out I said yes and stood her up. Then when she asked me why I told her the whole story of 6th grade I think she cryed. I was happy beond words.

For doing to her what she did to you?

That's low, man.

It is pretty harsh... but then I know you... so I guess I get it :P

Tristan ;-)

  • 02.02.2005 4:57 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

For me, the first things I look for in a girl are intelligence and personality. I'm not terribly picky on appearance. EX: I won't date a fat-ass ogre. Yeah, i'm shallow. What's new?

  • 02.02.2005 5:00 PM PDT
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Fat-ass ogres need love too!

  • 02.02.2005 5:11 PM PDT
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just tell her that if you play halo 2 enough you'll get some sweet discounts at nordstroms or some lame princess store like that.
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seriously though, if you base your relationship on a lie (the fact that you, soapster, are a video game dork and have told her that you don't have a dorkbox like the rest of us) the relationship is doomed to fail. if she really likes you, she'll get over it, if not she was a b!tch anyway, right?

  • 02.02.2005 5:16 PM PDT
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Im very shalow myself. But Its not my fault if I couldnt get the hot girls maybe I wouldnt be. Meh.

  • 02.02.2005 5:17 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Marshie Mellows
Fat-ass ogres need love too!

Not from me.

  • 02.02.2005 5:18 PM PDT