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Subject: Girls Vs. Xbox!!
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Posted by: MCs Brother
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I dont know he might have learned a good lesson now that he lost his -blam!-.

Yeah, but did he have to use the blender for that?


Oh. So that's what that drink I found was. ewww.

  • 02.02.2005 6:47 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: GruntHaven
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Posted by: Kendoboy
I dont know he might have learned a good lesson now that he lost his -blam!-.

Yeah, but did he have to use the blender for that?


Oh. So that's what that drink I found was. ewww.

O_O'

It was supposed to stay there as a warning to all. And you drank it?? Well, I guess you learned a lesson.

  • 02.02.2005 6:49 PM PDT
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Base ball bats are too kind

  • 02.02.2005 6:50 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Kendoboy
Base ball bats are too kind

Hmm....I got it. Break his shins.

  • 02.02.2005 6:51 PM PDT
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Thats not going to teach him anything except not to run.

  • 02.02.2005 6:54 PM PDT
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and not to go cooco for cocoa puffs.

  • 02.02.2005 6:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: GruntHaven
Posted by: MCs Brother
Posted by: Kendoboy
I dont know he might have learned a good lesson now that he lost his -blam!-.

Yeah, but did he have to use the blender for that?


Oh. So that's what that drink I found was. ewww.

O_O'

It was supposed to stay there as a warning to all. And you drank it?? Well, I guess you learned a lesson.


It tasted tangy, very smooth though.

  • 02.02.2005 7:01 PM PDT
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No need for detail budy.

  • 02.02.2005 7:03 PM PDT
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Sorry, I felt the need to share.

  • 02.02.2005 7:05 PM PDT
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are you sure you didnt drink my stash of Orange Tang?

  • 02.02.2005 7:06 PM PDT
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Umm im never sure. Oh you mean him? then im prety sure that hes positive it wasnt.

  • 02.02.2005 7:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: eliteskull94
are you sure you didnt drink my stash of Orange Tang?


Well if it was actually coloured orange then I don't think I did, but I drink a lot of wierd -blam!-.

  • 02.02.2005 7:15 PM PDT
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dosnt everyone?

  • 02.02.2005 7:44 PM PDT
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First of all, i suxxorz at getting girls...thats probably why i play xbox so much. Same the other way around.But i can tell you this... Anyway, just tell her the truth, then say it wont interfere (much) with your relationship. I mean, how long can a Middle-High school girlfriend last anyway. If you like her, restrain your xbox use for a while and when she wants to go out think of this

...Xbox = gaming with a bunch of guys who -blam!-e nightly because of their lack of girls and may even like guys (ewww)

...dating= fine chick sitting across from you and if you try enough (say equivalent to getting to level 16 on matchmaking halo) you can get some FUDGING.

Just dont get so addicted to xbox live that you are too blind to accept when a hot girl (uncommon for our type of guy) wants to be with you. COMMON SENSE MAN

  • 02.02.2005 7:59 PM PDT
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Or be like me and do both while your girl plays Halo with you ; )

  • 02.02.2005 8:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: MC Master Shake
First of all, i suxxorz at getting girls...thats probably why i play xbox so much.

Or maybe it's because you say "suxxorz" that you aren't good at getting girls... Just a thought.

Tristan ;-)

  • 02.02.2005 8:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: Socialist
Nope. Wish I had though. Bloody hell 18, nearly nineteen and I have never had a girlfriend.


yet your name has the word "social" in it

  • 02.02.2005 8:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kendoboy
Or be like me and do both while your girl plays Halo with you ; )


Alright!! ;)

But it would be to much of a distraction for me, I'd lose the game.

  • 02.02.2005 8:25 PM PDT
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I've got an idea to solve the original poster's problem. Slowly introduce the xbox as an appliance. Set it up as a toaster and then maybe a George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine until she no longer realizes that its an xbox or you could fudge her, either way. I guess fudging would be more fun.

  • 02.02.2005 9:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: Griffin Spades
ha i got all your sad stories beat wait till i link my livejournal thats gona be like the joke of the day.


Are you sure that is a good thing.

  • 02.02.2005 9:56 PM PDT
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ha i got all your sad stories beat wait till i link my livejournal thats gona be like the joke of the day.


Are you sure that is a good thing.


lol i know its not a good thing thats why im doing it, lol im gona get the biggest zerg attack of hate mail ever.


lol. Can't wait for it then.

  • 02.02.2005 10:21 PM PDT
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Feelings are over-rated. As are girls and love.

Just practicing being heartless so one day I will have no remorse when I have to personally execute all who oppose my rule.

[Edited on 2/2/2005 10:43:02 PM]

  • 02.02.2005 10:42 PM PDT