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Subject: Girls Vs. Xbox!!
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Posted by: pudgypenquin
Feelings are over-rated. As are girls and love.

Just practicing being heartless so one day I will have no remorse when I have to personally execute all who oppose my rule.


I like your style..of course you'll be squashed like the rest. no remorse

  • 02.02.2005 11:45 PM PDT
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You can't have sex with an Xbox, no matter how hard you try.

You can hide an Xbox so she doesn't see it.

Don't you have real life people you can talk to about this?

  • 02.03.2005 3:23 AM PDT
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Ethan sleeps with his...

Tristan ;-)

  • 02.03.2005 3:41 AM PDT
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Yeh but Ethan's a cartoon :)

  • 02.03.2005 3:45 AM PDT
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No... I don't believe you... No! NOOOOOO!

*huddles in corner hugging x-box*

Tristan ;-)

  • 02.03.2005 4:00 AM PDT

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Posted by: halodev1
Ha ha stanman has been foiled by the great ferret. Soon he shall start a ferret army and take down the legions of the dark forces. ferret will be the leader and he will use his 1337 ferret skillz to end the fight once and for all.

or he just went home to sit on his ass watching conan and eating cheesy poofs.

flood control
got my AK!!

say you got it for a gift along with all the amount of games you have and say my grandma gave it to me thinking I'd like it

  • 02.03.2005 4:05 AM PDT
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Posted by: MC Master Shake
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Nope. Wish I had though. Bloody hell 18, nearly nineteen and I have never had a girlfriend.


yet your name has the word "social" in it


But thats my political persuasion. In terms of how easily I talk to people and stuff, it has no bearing. I am just way too shy.

  • 02.03.2005 5:02 AM PDT

Ach! Was ist los?

Posted by: Socialist
In terms of how easily I talk to people and stuff, it has no bearing. I am just way too shy.


Learn to act. Not only will people be wowed by your array of fake personalities, but you will probably meet at least a few attractive people whose mindset is similar to your own.

--Sgt. Smith sadly knows that he would most likely be in a stable relationship now, had he only discovered this tru7h back when he was thirteen.

  • 02.03.2005 5:39 AM PDT
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First. What the hell is preppy? And second where are my pants... I mean. Secondly you screawed yourself by lieing.

I hope that helps.

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Posted by: pudgypenquin
Feelings are over-rated. As are girls and love.

Just practicing being heartless so one day I will have no remorse when I have to personally execute all who oppose my rule.


You my friend, are a moron.

[Edited on 2/3/2005 6:37:22 AM]

  • 02.03.2005 6:33 AM PDT
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i noticed all this talk about base ball bats and it got me think about Time Splitters Future Perfect because they have baseball bats in that game. oh yeah and you don't need girl friends when you can felch.

  • 02.03.2005 8:14 AM PDT
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Haha, I'd love to see the soap opera confrontation on that one.
(Halo music, general explosions)
This week, on "As the Warthog Turns", Missy McGirlfriend discovers a fearful secret when she visits her man, Super Smash Beau.
MG: Oh my god.
SSB: I-I can explain.
MG: Behind my back in front of me!?
SSB: I knew this day would come...
MG: Did you!?
SSB: ... Well, yeah. I only had to win one more match. I'm up to level 666!

No, in all honesty. As a lady - shout out to my other Halo girl in the thread! w00t! - I couldn't agree more with the truth thing. If she can't accept that small part of you as a result - after all, it's just an XBox, it's just fun! (and sometimes more) - then what else can be deemed unacceptable. Just feel her out, then feel her up. ;)

  • 02.03.2005 8:58 AM PDT
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There was nothing like a good smoke after sex, but now that i quit i play xbox after a cigerette. No really girlfriends like mine are anti xbox, so play when aunt flow visits.

  • 02.03.2005 9:37 AM PDT
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Posted by: in soap we trust
lol she would suck at halo and mess up my stats


If you're lucky enough, halo won't be the only thing she sucks at ;)

  • 02.03.2005 10:14 AM PDT
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Posted by: Duck man Drake 9
i noticed all this talk about base ball bats and it got me think about Time Splitters Future Perfect because they have baseball bats in that game. oh yeah and you don't need girl friends when you can felch.


Felching requires that you have a girlfriend, idiot. And you are one sick, perverted -blam!-.

  • 02.03.2005 10:17 AM PDT
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Hey, don't worry about it. I'm 18, turning 19 in about a month, and I've never had a girlfriend. It don't bother me too much. Oh, by the way sorry for double posting but for some reason I'm not allowed to edit my posts.

  • 02.03.2005 10:22 AM PDT
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The MODs sure as hell can edit your posts they can also ban your ass.
EDIT: In other words read the entire thread so yuo don't have to edit. Edit is there for those of us who are spelling and grammar concoius.

[Edited on 2/3/2005 10:34:52 AM]

  • 02.03.2005 10:27 AM PDT
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Posted by: spilli
There was nothing like a good smoke after sex, but now that i quit i play xbox after a cigerette. No really girlfriends like mine are anti xbox, so play when aunt flow visits.


Hahaha...I think it's better to play when my girlfriend isn't having that special time...

  • 02.03.2005 10:45 AM PDT
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HEY!! i aint no stalker! i'm seventeen years old and i too have a girlfriend. if you don't believe me send the feds round my house. we were going out two years on christmas eve so atsumi tell your boyfriend i'm really sorry for having an open mind is all. but also tell him i aint scared because my x-box weighs a ton and it will crush him...


...i love you.

  • 02.03.2005 1:07 PM PDT
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atsumi, i just found out your clan is atsumi's fanclub. that's really vein and - as sorry as i am to say this but - we're through. you can collect your stuff after i've finished cleaning my dogs crown jewels. dobedobedo.

  • 02.03.2005 1:18 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: alexc0000
The MODs sure as hell can edit your posts they can also ban your ass.
EDIT: In other words read the entire thread so yuo don't have to edit. Edit is there for those of us who are spelling and grammar concoius.

You sound anrgy.

  • 02.03.2005 3:10 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

Posted by: Laney Mk 4
Posted by: pudgypenquin
Feelings are over-rated. As are girls and love.

Just practicing being heartless so one day I will have no remorse when I have to personally execute all who oppose my rule.


You my friend, are a moron.

And you, my acquaintance, missed the blatant sarcasm in his post.

  • 02.03.2005 3:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: un gato
Posted by: alexc0000
The MODs sure as hell can edit your posts they can also ban your ass.
EDIT: In other words read the entire thread so yuo don't have to edit. Edit is there for those of us who are spelling and grammar concoius.

You sound anrgy.

He's so angry he missed editing a spelling mistake... he should be more spelling and grammar concious... :P

Tristan ;-)

  • 02.03.2005 3:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: Gaara of Sand
Posted by: un gato
Posted by: alexc0000
The MODs sure as hell can edit your posts they can also ban your ass.
EDIT: In other words read the entire thread so yuo don't have to edit. Edit is there for those of us who are spelling and grammar concoius.

You sound anrgy.

He's so angry he missed editing a spelling mistake... he should be more spelling and grammar concious... :P

Tristan ;-)

You also should be more spelling and grammar conscious... You don't even have the excuse of anger on your side. o_O

  • 02.03.2005 3:21 PM PDT
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FLIP A COIN !!!!!!!!!

  • 02.03.2005 5:58 PM PDT