- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Since the vast majority of the PM's addressed to me all seem to have a current theme, I'll just go ahead and answer them here in a large comprehensive rant.
Why don't you talk to me anymore you jerk!
First off, I dunno how long ago it was, but at one point I posted the e-mail address I use for messenger purposes. Unbeknownst to me, in the matter of about a month, my contact list went from having 20 or so friends that I talked to regularily, to about (*checks*) 134 contacts.
Needless to say that's a tad crazy, and seeing as how I can barely handle more than three conversations online at once, I've been feeling a bit swamped lately whenever I sign in. Because of this I've grown more dependant on using physical means of communication with people that I live with, or others I've grown accustomed to talking to over the years. That and using my cell phone, as demonstrated by Konoka_chan's messages awhile ago.
So if I'm not online much anymore, its because you guys scared me away...j/k
Where the hell is Ackerson going? Another Halo? The Moon? To kill the Master Chief?
Well, nothing so weird as the moon, but he is going somewhere in particular, so don't worry, he'll pop back into the story sooner or later. That's all I can give you though.
If Dr. Halsey and Kelly went to Installation 01, how eactly did they find it, and why the hell did they go there in the first place?
My response to that question is to curiously shift my eyes back and forth and then chuckle nervously.
The Forerunners are dead you moron!
Look at Chapter 18 and 19, they most definitely are not.
Whatever happened to that research station that was in the second Covenant History chapter? You said everything happened in those chapters for a reason...
I most certainly did! Er...yeah that's all.
So do the Spartans all look the same with their armor on?
Well, Master Chief is the only one currently inhabiting the upgraded version of the MJOLNIR battle suit, so he will look different than Kelly, who is wearing that old unstylish, unshiny armor from Reach.
What's going on!? Dr. Halsey? Returning from somewhere? Who is she?
Go and buy the Halo books, they shall answer your questions better than I ever could.
If you don't want to buy them, find a friend who has them and beat them over the head with a blunt object and steal them. Either that or ask them nicely, both work the same i'd say.
You expect us to blindly follow your story when you never read anyone elses? Your such a megalomaniac!
Hey, that hurts you know. I like to think I'm more of an ordinary maniac.
Seriously, I try my best to read as much as I can, but there's this thing called time. See, time is often against me, continuously moving forward instead of say, standing still, or even going backwards. With that, I can only do so much in so little a time frame.
If you'd rather I not dedicate my small amount of free time to writing, and instead read and comment on other people's stuff, sure I'll do it, but then there's this screaming horde of fans behind me that will rip me to shreds for neglecting my writing again.
In short, I find it best to get a large chunk of free time secured before I try reading the other fanfic stories. As it is I have fallen terribly behind, so I'm not sure if there's any actual completed stories or whatnot, but if you are a fanfic writer here, don't hesitate to send me a PM. I'll eventually get around to reading the stuff, it'll just take me an incredibly long time.
Well okay, you make some good points, but your still a jerk! And why isn't this story stickied? Did you somehow piss off the forum ninja's?
Well there was that one time I made a thread where I had the secret naked photo of all of them together, and that sure didn't help my popularity with them.
Seriously though, no I haven't done anything to the forum ninja's, in fact I don't think I've ever actually had any indirect/direct contact with any of them ever.
As for the sticky thing, don't expect one, and please don't pester the mods to give this thread one. Its not a big deal to me, its not even a little deal to me. I know I've got a fanbase, an incredibly large one at that. I c'mon, over a thousand people reading it on fanfiction.net? That's pretty darn good I'd say.
Phew, think that about covers everything....