- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I ran into Jacob while shopping with some friends at the mall (for those that live in Edmonton, the mall is "The Mall"). He was with some other people that were apparently with him to try and get him to write a screenplay for them for some weird movie thing they're shooting. Anyways, as a service to you guys I managed to go over and say hi.
Luckily Clark seemed to be glad to see me, as I think the people with him were a little too forceful for their own good. They were actually taking him to some restaurant to try and get him fed and liquored up is what he told me. Funnily enough is that he never drinks so I'm guessing their plan to get him drunk and make him agree to write for them ended in failure.
Back on track though, before I left him to resume the day of shopping, I suavely asked about the whereabouts of Chapter 22, and he sort of chuckled and told me its locked away in his laptop. Apparently the damage that destroyed his space bar and keyboard was only the first visible clues of the destruction that befell the device. The laptop itself is now deeply out of commission, and is in for repairs that will likely be done by the end of the week.
He was going to tell the forum when he was last on, but after seeing the reemergence of mean posts, he got annoyed and just logged off. I'm guessing he's treating this week as a sabbatical or something, cause he said he's staying far away from any computer devices until his laptop is returned to his devious clutches.
Luckily for our sanity I happened to run into him, so it looks like the chapter being witheld isn't so much because of our ability to hate each other, but because Clark's luck is about as good as a guy who gets hit by a car, only to fly into the next lane, and get hit by a second car.