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ok,i got my name from a paintball war because i retreated and even though everywon else did they blamed me and since my school is tiny (about 150 people) news travels fast so the older people started calling me holdtheline sometimes holdthelineharrington (harrington is my last name).so after a while instead of a insult it was a nickname. well that solves that ;also my xanga account is holdthelineharrington if anywon wants to know ,and it is shared by my my friend so if you see random stuff, its him. and finally i got a 360 the day it came out but can't use it till xmas ,i hope these problems will not happen to me sounds pretty bad

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sorry double post, stupid computer












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  • 11.29.2005 3:25 PM PDT

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  • 11.30.2005 7:12 AM PDT
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Because I'm bored, and its absolutely freezing outside:


konoka: i posted that whole conversation
clarkman: the whole thing? where? do you mean on the bungie forums?
konoka: yep
clarkman: your insane
clarkman: my true nature is now exposed. i'm a terrible person that has many flaws
clarkman: the only choice i have now is to abandon this life, and move to the east, adopting the name Slan Hogaban as i travel.
konoka: lol
konoka: well not really, i'm lying
clarkman: deceiver!
konoka: the bits about the 360 message crapiness is all i posted
clarkman: i figured that was it. your so cruel to me
konoka: where are you anyways? when you send me strange text messages telling me to go on AIM i get very nervous
clarkman: because i'm a stalker
clarkman: i'm in your closet watching you right now
konoka: that's funny because my closet doors are open and your not there
clarkman: drat
clarkman: i must have got the wrong house again. i wondered why you had so many pairs of boxers
konoka: lol yeah, i really only have like one or two, for when i go drag
konoka: all joking aside, where are you?
clarkman: my dad's office
clarkman: i forgot to pick up some of his stuff the other day, and that manager prick called and told me to come get it
clarkman: rudeness is not appreciated
konoka: neither is baby eating, but that won't change the fact that it exists
clarkman: a disturbing analogy, but poignant nonethelesss
konoka: so your just lazing about?
clarkman: always
clarkman: i really want to do some free-writing
clarkman: but this computer has only wordpad, and i'm no fan of that program
konoka: ever since it -blam!-ly mollested you right?
clarkman: worst experience ever
clarkman: i played kameo today
konoka: any good?
clarkman: i fell in love with the music within ten microseconds
clarkman: the actual game i can't remember
konoka: lol
konoka: who are the sharquoi?
clarkman: the what?
clarkman: is that some kind of shaq phrase? what his fans are called?
konoka: lol no
konoka: the things from halo
clarkman: oh!
clarkman: i thought you were going nuts. kameo to sharquoi? weirdest conversational transition ever
konoka: i try
clarkman: so i've noticed
konoka: anyways, what are they, people asked about them
clarkman: i'm not bungie, how should i know?
konoka: lol, your not making a strong case for your ability to write halo fiction here
clarkman: oh, you mean in regards to my bad story?
konoka: yes, and its not bad, so shut up before i give you an e-slap
clarkman: those are very hard to do
konoka: i'm talented at them
clarkman: hmm, i guess they might appear, though i don't think they'll play a big role. i always saw them as these really big beasts that puts the hunters to shame
clarkman: maybe chapter 24, that'd be kind of cool actually. have them go at it with a bunch of hunters or something. ah, actually that sounds stupid, nevermind
konoka: lol, put them in, just maybe not as important a role as scorptank made them
clarkman: i bow to peer pressure
konoka: which is why your a male "lady of the evening"
clarkman: my rates are quite flexible
konoka: so i've heard. i was going to continue the innuendo, but my sister glanced over my shoulder
clarkman: we can't corrupt her can we?
konoka: hmph, that's somewhat strained coming from you
clarkman: its hard to type strained words, so i'm guessing that's a female intuition thing.
konoka: you told her to tell the boys in her class that she could beat them at halo, hand over fist
clarkman: i thought it might make for some interesting stories
konoka: your lucky she all ready thinks your insane otherwise i would've bludgeoned you with a stone
clarkman: violence is just one way of hiding your attraction to my wily charms
konoka: if it is, then i must be terribly attracted to you
clarkman: its alright, all the girls are. i'll just add your name to the list of unrequited love's
konoka: long list?
clarkman: very much so
clarkman: the world records people contacted me about making an entry in their yearly book, but to spare all the girls feelings i declined, despite the fame it would bring me.
konoka: your so kind
clarkman: your welcome
konoka: when are you coming back? its not fair that i experience this weather while you miss out on it
clarkman: go build a snowman
konoka: i did, it looked remarkably like you
clarkman: that's another sign of buried love
konoka: so i shoved an icepick through the chest
clarkman: jealous of all the looks the female snowpeople were giving your effigy to me eh?
konoka: that's terrible
clarkman: says the girl who murdered an innocent snowman
konoka: it was leering at katherine, i had to
clarkman: i always figured artificial representations of myself might have a -blam!- complex
konoka: i knew all along
konoka: now get your ass back here
clarkman: i don't listen to irrational demands from madwomen
konoka: give me an estimate, that way i can tell the bungie'goers
clarkman: a week? ten days? somewhere around there
konoka: too vague
konoka: i'm posting this entire conversation as a punishment
clarkman: nothing scandalous has been spoken, so i have no objections
konoka: what about your secret crush on joanna dark?
clarkman: i have no idea what your talking about
konoka: oh, i forgot, you were more interested in king kong
clarkman: that's right
clarkman: my romantic interests revolve around a giant gorrila. his mangled face is too sexy
konoka: its okay, they have support groups for this kind of thing
clarkman: you've done your research
konoka: i saw the warning signs earlier, as a friend i had to help
clarkman: i'm touched
clarkman: my family shunned me when i told them
konoka: i'm always here to help
konoka: except now, because i'm falling asleep as we speak
clarkman: my melodous voice has put you to sleep
konoka: yes, its all i dream about these days
clarkman: get katie to tell all the pre-pubescent boys in her class that she has an Xbox 360, and she gets to play it every night while they sit at home playing that old dirty box
konoka: i'm signing off now
clarkman: that's what all the girls say, then 'pow', they break your heart
konoka: lol, i'm posting this when i wake up
clarkman: you wouldn't dare
konoka: goodnight, 'Mr. Clark'
clarkman: don't accept any wooden nickles


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no explanation forthcoming.

  • 11.30.2005 9:21 AM PDT
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i guss you musta just wook up that is very cool that he will be back in ten days hopfully

ps i foget who but someone asked who all hade in istant messenger and i do neonlantern@yahoo.com im is neonlantern also how cool is tHAT

  • 11.30.2005 12:28 PM PDT
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Konoka, your conversations are quite interesting. I think I have destroyed my mind thinking about if any of the words spoken have any significance to his story. Im obsessed. NEED ...... CHAPTER ..... NOW......

Or I can wait for further AIM conversations :)

  • 11.30.2005 12:33 PM PDT
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yea those will keep us at bay for some time so keep posting them, please * gives puppy face* ,no not really ,they are funny though.

  • 11.30.2005 12:59 PM PDT
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I will always place the mission first.
I will never accept defeat.
I will never quit.
I will never leave a fallen comrade.

they are funny, i can't wait till Mr. Clark gets back

  • 11.30.2005 3:02 PM PDT

Phoenix is dead, long live Phoenix!
Is it?

Just on the sharquoi thing, I copied this from Halo Library

Sharquoi
Description:
Little is known about the Sharquoi, as the Covenant have referred to them. It is theorized that it may be an as-of-yet unencountered Covenant client race.

and that is all on that matter.

When I was on wwe.com I found this really interesting quote from the book of act
And when they heard of the dead, some mocked..... and others said, we will hear thee again of this matter,
quite relivant to the flood / halo I thought

  • 11.30.2005 5:04 PM PDT
Subject: Halo Fanfic: The End of a War
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Posted by: Mr_Clark
Due to personal issues and developments, I am regretably forced to place this story on semi-permanent hiatus.

I cannot foresee myself working on it again until December.

Apologies are made, but this is unavoidable so please keep the hate mail to a minimum.




:) tomorrow's December everyone :) hope everything's well

...just checking in

[Edited on 11/30/2005]

  • 11.30.2005 5:21 PM PDT
Subject: Halo Fanfic: The End of a War (On Hiatus)

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GO KONOKA!!!!!!!




and mr_clark too......



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  • 11.30.2005 7:40 PM PDT
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yeah those conversations are very funny id keep posting or you might have to call out the national gurd on our ass's or however you spell so there is more then one ass

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It was -20 outside last night. I think I have hypothermia.

Taken from a middle of the night convo. I really do plan on hitting him when he gets back.


clarkman: how much do hotels charge for broadband access?
konoka: that's not the kind of question i'm experienced in
clarkman: i hope its not too much, otherwise i'll be skipping checkout when i leave
konoka: lol
konoka: you'll become a fugitive and run from the law?
clarkman: i've always been interested in the seedy underbelly of society
clarkman: maybe it'll give me an idea for a book
konoka: you have too many as it is
konoka: i've seen your notebook
clarkman: did you see the drawings?
clarkman: i drew a cat near the end, very cool
konoka: lol, i must have missed it
konoka: people seem to like these conversations
clarkman: 'people' being me and you?
konoka: others
clarkman: is there an exhibition i missed?
konoka: yes, funniest online convo's
konoka: we placed 3rd overall and i won a trip to the bahamas
clarkman: i hear there's moose down there, or is it, up there?
konoka: moose in the bahama's?
clarkman: they're big enough to swallow a man whole
konoka: well great, guess i can't go now
clarkman: give me the ticket!
konoka: give me the map!
clarkman: give me the jade monkey!
konoka: give me the emerald!
clarkman: NOOOOOOOOO!
konoka: you fool! you'll kill us all!
clarkman: if people like these things, maybe this is the format i should use from now on for writing
konoka: do it and your dead
clarkman: i'm impervious to your flirting techniques
konoka: you talked to katie earlier
clarkman: i still love you the best
konoka: lol, she told me that you said i was a stegasaurus
clarkman: the hard outter shell and tail threw me off
konoka: the tail was surgically removed when i was a kid, so that when i wore a two-piece at the beach people wouldn't stare
clarkman: the operation failed, you died on the table
clarkman: the past 12 years have actually been a dream
konoka: so what does that make you?
clarkman: the hot stud you dreamed up to be your lover
konoka: i always knew i had a poor imagination
clarkman: i recoiled as if i were struck
konoka: good, that's for the dinosaur reference
clarkman: she didn't believe me did she?
clarkman: i was imagining scenarios where she attempts to capture you and send you to a museum for money
konoka: apart from trying to throw a net on top of me and clubbing the back of my head with a metal bar, then no, she didn't
clarkman: thank goodness
clarkman: do you know what day is coming?
konoka: bingleberry?
clarkman: close
clarkman: its a certain someone's birthday, a person i like to call tatogo
clarkman: but in reality her name is stacey
clarkman: otherwise known as you
konoka: my birthday is always a sad day
clarkman: quiet tatogo!
konoka: all my friends get together for a party, and i start wondering how i can call these people my friends
clarkman: haha
clarkman: wait a sec
clarkman: i went to your last party!
konoka: lol
konoka: you were also the only person who looked to have as little fun as i did
clarkman: parties and me don't mix
clarkman: much like shake n' bake
clarkman: you have to stuff me in a plastic bag and rigorously shake my prison until i am liberally coated with seasoning before i'm ready
konoka: there's an analogy in there somewhere but i just can't see it
clarkman: tatogo, what do you want?
clarkman: gift-wise
konoka: anything
clarkman: 'anything' is the hardest to get
konoka: smart-ass!
clarkman: tatogo is upset
konoka: enough with this tatogo garbage
konoka: the last time you gave me a stupid nickname it caught on
konoka: and no one relented for weeks
clarkman: eh? what was the name?
konoka: i'm not going to say, hopefully its buried in your memory forever
clarkman: ha, i'll rememeber eventually, and then you'll be sorry
konoka: i allready am
clarkman: how about a G.I Joe?
konoka: a what?
clarkman: for your birthday, you want a G.I Joe right?
clarkman: so you can defend the united states soil from evil terrorists?
konoka: that's right
clarkman: there was a cartoon made of Joe, i used to watch it and pretend i was a soldier
konoka: this coming from a known pacifist
clarkman: i was a tyrannical warlord in my youth

clarkman: subjugating lower classes to the pains of my corrupt soul
clarkman: it wasn't until G.I Joe showed me the light that I relented from my dark path
konoka: a G.I Joe would be a step up from last year's gift
clarkman: did i give you an open-mouth kiss?
konoka: in your dreams
clarkman: it must have been. you were wearing a king kong outfit, which brought forth my repressed -blam!- urges
konoka: again with the monkey fetish
clarkman: my first session starts friday, bear with it till then
konoka: i'll try
clarkman: i remember now
konoka: not my nickname
clarkman: no, the gift i gave you!
clarkman: you told me not to get you anything, but being the suave customer i am, i took that to mean you wanted lavish gifts
konoka: giving me a book on male sex problems and solutions is not a lavish gift
clarkman: haha
clarkman: i still remember the look on your face
konoka: i was surprised you idiot, and you gave it to me in front of everyone
clarkman: you were blushing from embarrasment, timidly tearing at my expert wrapping job, wondering what kind of romantic item i'd purchased for you
konoka: i seem to recall an excessive amount of tape used
clarkman: *expert* job
konoka: my apologies
clarkman: after the shock wore off you were pretty embarrased
konoka: my parents were there
clarkman: that's right isn't it? your dad wasn't a happy camper
konoka: neither was i!
clarkman: still, throwing it back at me? i had a bruise on my cheek for a week
konoka: joke gifts only work if they're done subtely
konoka: you were hanging around my house so much that my parents were thinking ill thoughts, then you went and vindicated it by giving me the book
clarkman: your dad said he wanted to 'chat' with me
konoka: he probably would have killed you
clarkman: i would have died knowing i made a difference
konoka: not a good one though
clarkman: true
konoka: so yes, G.I Joe would be much better than another book
clarkman: what if i stripped him and froze his body in provacotive poses?
konoka: still better
clarkman: interesting
clarkman: your turning 27 right? time to settle down and find a husband before its too late
konoka: yes, i just graduated high school at the tender age of 27
konoka: 18 you putz
clarkman: what is a putz? some kind of scavenger
konoka: i think i saw one on the discovery channel before
clarkman: i thought you only watched the playboy channel?
konoka: i'm keeping notes on how many times i have to slap you when you get back
clarkman: i'm looking forward to it
clarkman: 18 though, that's a big year
clarkman: now when you dive into your younger man fetish you can be charged
konoka: lol, your the one that's got the lolicon action going on
clarkman: my virtue is pure
konoka: purely tainted
clarkman: touche
clarkman: so what kind of birthday bash this year?
clarkman: booze? smoking? drugs? male strippers?
konoka: all of the above
konoka: actually you and your stupid talks about, 'my body is a temple' have destroyed most of my desire to kick off my 18th year by drinking
clarkman: Jacob ~ Destroying dreams since 1986
konoka: lol
konoka: you'll be back in time right?
konoka: someone else has to be miserable right next to me during the impromptu party jess and nicole are planning
clarkman: probably
clarkman: maybe i can time it right and crash the party in style, jet lagged and all the like
konoka: if you fall asleep at the party, i can't vouch for your safety amongst the drunkards.
clarkman: they'll claim me in the name of france?
konoka: more like ruin that pure virtue you spoke of before
clarkman: i fibbed
clarkman: so the 'my body is a temple' talks really worked?
konoka: like a charm, nothing toxic shall ever pass my lips
clarkman: except when you go to work at that sex call center right?
konoka: 23
clarkman: what's that?
konoka: how many times i plan on hitting you
clarkman: be kind, i'll get you a Navy Seal action figure as well
konoka: all right then
konoka: its freezing in this house
konoka: i'm off to find dexter the obese cat and get him to warm me up
clarkman: i rolled him off your bed once, and he landed on his back
clarkman: therefore confirming my fears that he is in fact not a cat, and is simply a large ball of fur wrapped around a tiny vaccum that sounds like purring
konoka: 24, one for dexter
clarkman: its only a one foot drop!
clarkman: he survived the first three attempts on his feet alright, but the fourth threw off his balance
konoka: your digging yourself deeper
clarkman: alright alright
clarkman: go find dexter
clarkman: and have a good night sinbad
konoka: your a goner!
clarkman: haaha
clarkman: my memory prevails!


For those wondering, this is the book that i found underneath the bad wrapping job, whilst surrounded by my parents, sister, and 20 other friends.

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Posted by: Konoka_chan
It was -20 outside last night. I think I have hypothermia.

Taken from a middle of the night convo. I really do plan on hitting him when he gets back.


clarkman: how much do hotels charge for broadband access?
konoka: that's not the kind of question i'm experienced in
clarkman: i hope its not too much, otherwise i'll be skipping checkout when i leave
konoka: lol
konoka: you'll become a fugitive and run from the law?
clarkman: i've always been interested in the seedy underbelly of society
clarkman: maybe it'll give me an idea for a book
konoka: you have too many as it is
konoka: i've seen your notebook
clarkman: did you see the drawings?
clarkman: i drew a cat near the end, very cool
konoka: lol, i must have missed it
konoka: people seem to like these conversations
clarkman: 'people' being me and you?
konoka: others
clarkman: is there an exhibition i missed?
konoka: yes, funniest online convo's
konoka: we placed 3rd overall and i won a trip to the bahamas
clarkman: i hear there's moose down there, or is it, up there?
konoka: moose in the bahama's?
clarkman: they're big enough to swallow a man whole
konoka: well great, guess i can't go now
clarkman: give me the ticket!
konoka: give me the map!
clarkman: give me the jade monkey!
konoka: give me the emerald!
clarkman: NOOOOOOOOO!
konoka: you fool! you'll kill us all!
clarkman: if people like these things, maybe this is the format i should use from now on for writing
konoka: do it and your dead
clarkman: i'm impervious to your flirting techniques
konoka: you talked to katie earlier
clarkman: i still love you the best
konoka: lol, she told me that you said i was a stegasaurus
clarkman: the hard outter shell and tail threw me off
konoka: the tail was surgically removed when i was a kid, so that when i wore a two-piece at the beach people wouldn't stare
clarkman: the operation failed, you died on the table
clarkman: the past 12 years have actually been a dream
konoka: so what does that make you?
clarkman: the hot stud you dreamed up to be your lover
konoka: i always knew i had a poor imagination
clarkman: i recoiled as if i were struck
konoka: good, that's for the dinosaur reference
clarkman: she didn't believe me did she?
clarkman: i was imagining scenarios where she attempts to capture you and send you to a museum for money
konoka: apart from trying to throw a net on top of me and clubbing the back of my head with a metal bar, then no, she didn't
clarkman: thank goodness
clarkman: do you know what day is coming?
konoka: bingleberry?
clarkman: close
clarkman: its a certain someone's birthday, a person i like to call tatogo
clarkman: but in reality her name is stacey
clarkman: otherwise known as you
konoka: my birthday is always a sad day
clarkman: quiet tatogo!
konoka: all my friends get together for a party, and i start wondering how i can call these people my friends
clarkman: haha
clarkman: wait a sec
clarkman: i went to your last party!
konoka: lol
konoka: you were also the only person who looked to have as little fun as i did
clarkman: parties and me don't mix
clarkman: much like shake n' bake
clarkman: you have to stuff me in a plastic bag and rigorously shake my prison until i am liberally coated with seasoning before i'm ready
konoka: there's an analogy in there somewhere but i just can't see it
clarkman: tatogo, what do you want?
clarkman: gift-wise
konoka: anything
clarkman: 'anything' is the hardest to get
konoka: smart-ass!
clarkman: tatogo is upset
konoka: enough with this tatogo garbage
konoka: the last time you gave me a stupid nickname it caught on
konoka: and no one relented for weeks
clarkman: eh? what was the name?
konoka: i'm not going to say, hopefully its buried in your memory forever
clarkman: ha, i'll rememeber eventually, and then you'll be sorry
konoka: i allready am
clarkman: how about a G.I Joe?
konoka: a what?
clarkman: for your birthday, you want a G.I Joe right?
clarkman: so you can defend the united states soil from evil terrorists?
konoka: that's right
clarkman: there was a cartoon made of Joe, i used to watch it and pretend i was a soldier
konoka: this coming from a known pacifist
clarkman: i was a tyrannical warlord in my youth

clarkman: subjugating lower classes to the pains of my corrupt soul
clarkman: it wasn't until G.I Joe showed me the light that I relented from my dark path
konoka: a G.I Joe would be a step up from last year's gift
clarkman: did i give you an open-mouth kiss?
konoka: in your dreams
clarkman: it must have been. you were wearing a king kong outfit, which brought forth my repressed -blam!- urges
konoka: again with the monkey fetish
clarkman: my first session starts friday, bear with it till then
konoka: i'll try
clarkman: i remember now
konoka: not my nickname
clarkman: no, the gift i gave you!
clarkman: you told me not to get you anything, but being the suave customer i am, i took that to mean you wanted lavish gifts
konoka: giving me a book on male sex problems and solutions is not a lavish gift
clarkman: haha
clarkman: i still remember the look on your face
konoka: i was surprised you idiot, and you gave it to me in front of everyone
clarkman: you were blushing from embarrasment, timidly tearing at my expert wrapping job, wondering what kind of romantic item i'd purchased for you
konoka: i seem to recall an excessive amount of tape used
clarkman: *expert* job
konoka: my apologies
clarkman: after the shock wore off you were pretty embarrased
konoka: my parents were there
clarkman: that's right isn't it? your dad wasn't a happy camper
konoka: neither was i!
clarkman: still, throwing it back at me? i had a bruise on my cheek for a week
konoka: joke gifts only work if they're done subtely
konoka: you were hanging around my house so much that my parents were thinking ill thoughts, then you went and vindicated it by giving me the book
clarkman: your dad said he wanted to 'chat' with me
konoka: he probably would have killed you
clarkman: i would have died knowing i made a difference
konoka: not a good one though
clarkman: true
konoka: so yes, G.I Joe would be much better than another book
clarkman: what if i stripped him and froze his body in provacotive poses?
konoka: still better
clarkman: interesting
clarkman: your turning 27 right? time to settle down and find a husband before its too late
konoka: yes, i just graduated high school at the tender age of 27
konoka: 18 you putz
clarkman: what is a putz? some kind of scavenger
konoka: i think i saw one on the discovery channel before
clarkman: i thought you only watched the playboy channel?
konoka: i'm keeping notes on how many times i have to slap you when you get back
clarkman: i'm looking forward to it
clarkman: 18 though, that's a big year
clarkman: now when you dive into your younger man fetish you can be charged
konoka: lol, your the one that's got the lolicon action going on
clarkman: my virtue is pure
konoka: purely tainted
clarkman: touche
clarkman: so what kind of birthday bash this year?
clarkman: booze? smoking? drugs? male strippers?
konoka: all of the above
konoka: actually you and your stupid talks about, 'my body is a temple' have destroyed most of my desire to kick off my 18th year by drinking
clarkman: Jacob ~ Destroying dreams since 1986
konoka: lol
konoka: you'll be back in time right?
konoka: someone else has to be miserable right next to me during the impromptu party jess and nicole are planning
clarkman: probably
clarkman: maybe i can time it right and crash the party in style, jet lagged and all the like
konoka: if you fall asleep at the party, i can't vouch for your safety amongst the drunkards.
clarkman: they'll claim me in the name of france?
konoka: more like ruin that pure virtue you spoke of before
clarkman: i fibbed
clarkman: so the 'my body is a temple' talks really worked?
konoka: like a charm, nothing toxic shall ever pass my lips
clarkman: except when you go to work at that sex call center right?
konoka: 23
clarkman: what's that?
konoka: how many times i plan on hitting you
clarkman: be kind, i'll get you a Navy Seal action figure as well
konoka: all right then
konoka: its freezing in this house
konoka: i'm off to find dexter the obese cat and get him to warm me up
clarkman: i rolled him off your bed once, and he landed on his back
clarkman: therefore confirming my fears that he is in fact not a cat, and is simply a large ball of fur wrapped around a tiny vaccum that sounds like purring
konoka: 24, one for dexter
clarkman: its only a one foot drop!
clarkman: he survived the first three attempts on his feet alright, but the fourth threw off his balance
konoka: your digging yourself deeper
clarkman: alright alright
clarkman: go find dexter
clarkman: and have a good night sinbad
konoka: your a goner!
clarkman: haaha
clarkman: my memory prevails!


For those wondering, this is the book that i found underneath the bad wrapping job, whilst surrounded by my parents, sister, and 20 other friends.


Amazing. Clark is a genius!!!

I loved the part about the cat, where Clark says "he survived the first three attempts on his feet alright, but the fourth threw off his balance."

Again, I have been saved from complete insanity!! Thanks Konoka!

  • 12.01.2005 10:52 AM PDT
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Hi. I do not have an Xbox 360, and i almost ritually sacrificed myself.
Not really, but you get the point.
I wish it would snow. And i could play DOA4, but one thing at a time.

  • 12.01.2005 1:55 PM PDT
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yea thats funny but i klicked on that link you gave me and if my mom looks at the history she'l kill me * i'm scared*

  • 12.01.2005 3:26 PM PDT
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u ppl r crazy, but u all put a smile on my face. so clarks been in france eh? parlavo francei? no idea what it means if anything, idk where i heard it but owell. and now i have lost consentration and now i must find an evil chicken. here little kitty...

  • 12.01.2005 4:14 PM PDT
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I will always place the mission first.
I will never accept defeat.
I will never quit.
I will never leave a fallen comrade.

that conversation was hilarious, i couldn't stop laughing

  • 12.01.2005 4:21 PM PDT
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I leave for a few months... and the chapter still isnt up! NOOOOOOO! jk


P.S. anybody know if the Original Xbox Live works with wireless?

  • 12.01.2005 5:41 PM PDT
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that was the funniest thing i herd all day sinbad(just kidding dont hit me) but for real that was great

  • 12.02.2005 4:06 AM PDT
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~I was born for the storm, and a calm does not suit me~

CEC
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מִכְמַן

lol... that was great.

  • 12.02.2005 1:36 PM PDT