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Subject: Halo Fanfic: The End of a War (On Hiatus)
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Posted by: grunt pimpa
Posted by: holdthelineNoobs
yea thats funny but i klicked on that link you gave me and if my mom looks at the history she'l kill me * i'm scared*


just explain it was part of this funny story and you didnt know what the book was when they gave the link.... besides what aree you -blam!- 5?


oh and to the guy whos name icant remmeeber who said we make him laugh... aree you laughing at me? i meen i know i am funny but it is rude to laugh at peoplee....unless the yare a female and for her 17th birthday got a book infront of her parents and friends about male -blam!- problems....


that you can toatally laugh at...


that was my plan all along luckly if she did find out she might just say "well it's natural" cause she is a nurse and knows all that stuff. but worse case i tell the story also it's off the history now anyway

  • 12.02.2005 3:23 PM PDT
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Not an amusing convo, but informative for you guys i guess.


konoka: question!
clarkman: nwah?
clarkman: what's this? haha, oh geez i nodded off. this day has been too long
konoka: its gonna be a little bit longer
konoka: seems people now consider me a gateway for information, so now i'm going to drill you with the questions that have been flooding my pm and e-mail address.
clarkman: oh poor you
konoka: hush
clarkman: fire away, maybe engaging my brain will help me stave off exhaustion
konoka: here goes
konoka: why did you take such a sudden change in regards to the Master Chief/Cyriacus character?
clarkman: eh? that's not very clear
konoka: i think they're asking why you decided to do what you did to the master chief
clarkman: oh, okay
clarkman: well first off. i really liked the idea of master chief being a descendent of the Reclaimers from the time of the Forerunners, and ever since the Covenant history chapters I've been looking for a way to work that into the story
clarkman: when i was talking with cooper about some of guilty sparks comments, mainly how master chief's armor in the first halo was quite pathetic compared to what the Reclaimers wore, i decided that adding the ancient armor of the Reclaimer would have to be something i did
clarkman: when i decided that, i started to wonder how insane the reclaimer armor might be, mainly, just how much would it affect the person that wears it?
clarkman: i wanted John to be the one to first wear it, an when i figured that, i decided that John would be wearing the armor of the First Reclaimer, Cyriacus. but i took the idea one step further.
clarkman: not only was John wearing the armor, but because of the intense neural linkup that exists between the suit and the human host, the memories and emotions of the human who wore the suit would still exist within it. which is how John's own personality was pushed into the recess's of his mind, and Cyriacus emerged.
clarkman: because the chapter was really rushed, i wasn't able to include the scene where John first puts the Reclaimer armor on, which would probably have helped a lot of people figure out what happened, but since i didn't fasul is going to have to explain everything in the next chapter, which will make the already giant scene, even bigger
clarkman: the original question was why did i do it right?
konoka: yep
clarkman: i suppose i wanted to give myself an opportunity to work john's character around on a mental level instead of just a physical one. by creating a character that is essentially much like john (that character being cyriacus) i would be able to show the disparities that exist within John himself
clarkman: his childish belief that nothing but winning is important. we saw it in fall of reach, how his concerns lingered on the eventual overcoming of whatever odds he faced, the road to winning didn't concern him too much, just that by the end he would be alive and his enemies neutralized
clarkman: there is a very hard lesson waiting for him because of that, and we'll all get to see it in the next chapter.
clarkman: is that good?
konoka: lol yeah, probably a bit much but i bet everyone will be happy.
clarkman: any more?
konoka: just a sec
konoka: ok here's another
konoka: why did you kill off so many of the Spartans? do you not like them?
clarkman: lol
clarkman: well, maybe not so much that i don't like them, but that I understand their purpose
clarkman: the spartans are soldiers that were originally created to enforce peace. they weren't peacekeepers, but peacemakers. that's an important distinction, and one that has numerous metaphorical attributes that apply to the storyline
clarkman: the Spartans characteristically are emotionless drones that operate with cold efficiency. they kill and destroy whatever is not designated a friendly target. without a target, all they can do is wait. they train so that they may kill faster, quicker, and without hesitation
clarkman: by extension one would think this brings them into the 'robot' category of character type, but the truth is that each and every one of the Spartans has a distinct personality, and one that is strikingly different than everyone else
clarkman: look at fred, who may have been a great second in command for the Spartan unit, but instead let his mind settle on the cold facts that they might not survive. voicing those thoughts would have had a negative impact, but instead he kept them inside, where they simply rolled about inside his mind, picking up more and more weight as time progressed
clarkman: so no, i don't hate the spartans, but overall their purpose is to either kill, train, or die. there is no peace in mind for them, and they shouldn't ever be able to find it in their waking lives
clarkman: but with the significance that the Master Chief has changed, do i still think that way about him? hmmm, i don't think i should say
konoka: lol, cruel
clarkman: very
clarkman: is that it?
konoka: yeah pretty much, the rest are plotline specific, so they'll just be answered by the next chapter
clarkman: huzzah!
clarkman: i don't think that worked in keeping me awake, i'm still bear
konoka: then sleep you dummy
clarkman: no name-calling, i'm wounded enough
konoka: aye aye sir!
clarkman: smart-ass'ery is allowed though
konoka: thank god
konoka: neither of us would be able to talk if it weren't
clarkman: well you maybe, but a cultured fellow like myself has a vocabulary beyond comprehension
konoka: no horn-tooting
clarkman: blast
konoka: seriously, go to sleep and we can continue our adversarial accusations later
clarkman: you've strong-armed me into it, i shall now sleep free of worry or guilt. i hope your happy
konoka: very

  • 12.03.2005 4:55 AM PDT
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I will always place the mission first.
I will never accept defeat.
I will never quit.
I will never leave a fallen comrade.

thanks for the info konoka_chan

[Edited on 12/3/2005]

  • 12.03.2005 7:02 AM PDT

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nice stuff were getting here

  • 12.03.2005 1:09 PM PDT

Phoenix is dead, long live Phoenix!
Is it?

Okay random.
Poor Mr_Clark 24 slaps and poor Konoka_Chan giving 24 slaps
Thanks for the twenty/two questions konoka

oh and to the person who tried to speak french I think you meant
parlez vous France which basicically means "speak you french" so I'd stick with
parlez vous anglais(e) or "do you speak english?"

[Edited on 12/3/2005]

  • 12.03.2005 2:52 PM PDT

"I hope nothing, I fear nothing, I am free"
"A person needs a little madness, or else they never dare cut the rope and be free." - Nikos Kazantzakis
"The ink of the scholar is more holy than the blood of martyrs" - Hasan al-Basri
Black Chapter, for all religious and political debate that doesn't fit in the Flood.

Hehe those conversations are hilarious.. sorry about the english accent... i'm trying not to die of laughter... *falls off chair knocking plate of crumpets onto face*

Ah damn... still, thanks for the info, and damn you Mr. Clark! I want my damn 360 but it doesnt arrive for another week or so... *sulks*

Well, at least until that time, i have band practice and a girlfriend to see... homework can burn... hehe anyway, thanks again.

  • 12.05.2005 10:50 AM PDT
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I feel the need for more funny posts by konoka ,and if we don't get them somewon may start a uprising. (not me though i'm a coward)

  • 12.05.2005 3:18 PM PDT
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I need a new chapter or I'm going to put a gun under my chin and blow a festival of red and pink matter across the wall. I'm becoming desperate.

  • 12.05.2005 3:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dark Temper
I need a new chapter or I'm going to put a gun under my chin and blow a festival of red and pink matter across the wall. I'm becoming desperate.

your name fits that post

  • 12.05.2005 3:35 PM PDT
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thanks :)

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holy crap, i was just reading transcripts from halo2 and on the begining of high charity mercy says to the cheif after he asks where truths going, "earth, to finish what we started, and this time none of u shall b left behind." does not that tie into what the prophets role in this story is?

  • 12.05.2005 6:04 PM PDT
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Beautiful day for a nightly killing isn't it?

  • 12.05.2005 9:21 PM PDT
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I've succumbed to Condemned. This game is as frightening as the Fatal Frame series. The closest experience would be playing Fatal Frame 2 in first person. Scary scary scary scary. Its creepily unsettling. I screamed quite loudly the other night at a certain point where an addict leapt from a balcony and grabbed Thomas (main character).


konoka: you were playing smash t.v?
clarkman: reliving my youth
konoka: wouldn't running through fields and climbing trees be easier?
clarkman: maybe if I were a lumberjack
konoka: i always knew you had a deep desire to wear overalls and carry sharp instruments
clarkman: isn't that the definition of a dentist or a doctor?
clarkman: i did play trauma center on the DS, i would say i'm a qualified doctor
konoka: it'll be interesting when you go in to perform heart surgery and start poking their chest with a stylus
konoka: you'll be hit with so many malpractise suits that it'll take you seven lifetimes to recuperate the losses
clarkman: well if reincarnation works i guess i know what i'll be doing the next few hundred years
clarkman: i've almost totally completely finished condemned. 45 of 50 achievements
konoka: your disgusting
konoka: i've got about 6 in total, over all the games
clarkman: lol, its my gaming prowess
clarkman: i'm invincible!
konoka: i got your package
clarkman: is that a sex euphemism?
konoka: if you want it to be
clarkman: hmmm, i guess not today
konoka: your sister dropped it off, the birthday thing
clarkman: ah, i understand now
konoka: there's a first time for everything
clarkman: does that mean there's a chance for us to have a romantic fling throughout the america's?
konoka: once school's over
clarkman: huzzah!
clarkman: so were you surprised?
konoka: not so much as last years gift
clarkman: drat
clarkman: i thought i could outdo myself
konoka: its impossible
konoka: for the rest of my life i'm going to be expecting any gift from you to be some kind of joke
konoka: the terrible surprise of the first time cannot be duplicated
clarkman: that's true, it'll live on in my memory forever, and let me remember that people are gullible and easy to manipulate
konoka: you really need me to remind you that?
konoka: considering you routinely convince people that your somehow japanese, despite looking like the most white person ever in existence, i'd think that fact would just be a normal occurance in your mind
clarkman: are you saying i'm albino?
konoka: lol
konoka: no
clarkman: i'll have you know that when i was younger i was tanned like someone who lives on the equator
konoka: ah yes, those 13 year olds are quite worried about tans aren't they?
clarkman: a mature and sophisticated person like myself was
konoka: replace 'mature and sophisticated' with 'vain and self-centered' and i think we'll be on our way
clarkman: your words wound me!
konoka: i can club you with a baseball bat instead
clarkman: she says with a malicious grin on her face
konoka: you must have esp
konoka: i was also evily stroking my chin
clarkman: i saw the hand motion in my mind but i couldn't conclude exactly what it was doing
konoka: pervert
clarkman: roberto clonbo!
konoka: lol
konoka: you learned that from ichigo mashimaro didn't you?
clarkman: i haven't a clue what your talking about. i don't read manga that's for preteens
konoka: the manga shelf in your room begs to differ
clarkman: those were there when i moved in
clarkman: call of duty 2 on veteran reminds me of the first halo on legendary
konoka: easy or hard?
clarkman: annoying
konoka: hard then?
clarkman: not so much hard then it is unfair
clarkman: i hated the first halo's single player mainly because of the repetitive levels, but when playing through on legendary the hate switched over to the enemies, and their annoying tendency to have selective aim
konoka: ohhhh
konoka: you mean like, they can pretty much choose when they're going to unleash four shots that'll kill you, no matter where you might be
clarkman: exactly
clarkman: cod2 is worse
clarkman: i've seen german soldiers bend the laws of physics and throw grenades around corners
konoka: well why do you think the germans were so good at crushing most of europe?
konoka: they had hacks
clarkman: lol
clarkman: it all makes sense now
clarkman: online stuff really sucks
konoka: oh yeah, the other night was pretty dumb
clarkman: i hate how you have that stupid skill system and you can't play ranked games with friends
clarkman: i don't care about my rank, but stupid jackass's always play unranked and do nothing but grief
konoka: what was that guys name?
clarkman: ziegmand or something like that
konoka: i've never been propositioned online so much in a single match
clarkman: that's why you should voice mask. girls are an anomally on live. they should be statistically impossible
konoka: well i was playing over at steve's, i guess i squeezed through the cracks in the system
clarkman: yeah probably
konoka: your home now right?
clarkman: uh, yeah
clarkman: i was just talking to you on your cell like twenty minutes ago
konoka: impudence!
konoka: you weren't home then you punk
clarkman: uh huh
clarkman: i think the truth is your memory's shot
clarkman: but yeah, i'm home and back on the monster of a pc. i miss clara's laptop, it was so sexy. i need to buy a new one once christmas passes. i've pretty much killed my wallet with presents and 360's and jellybeans
konoka: yes, i heard on rueters the other day that the price of jellybeans has skyrocketed over the last few months
konoka: something to do with a problem in the jellybean mines
clarkman: those things are deathtraps
clarkman: in the 1900's they would collapse and kill anyone unfortunate enough to be inside. it was terrible
konoka: we're getting off track
clarkman: did we even have a topic?
konoka: incest
clarkman: lol serious?
konoka: no, but i figured it'd give you a momentary scare
konoka: now who's got the bad memory huh?
clarkman: i'm going to drop a tarantula down your sweater
konoka: it'd be pretty hard to find one nowadays, seeing as how its, y'know, winter
clarkman: i bred a special breed, they're impervious to all forms of temperature
clarkman: i only fear that they may one day become too powerful, and then take over the earth
konoka: that sounds suspiciously like the plot to 99% of the movies these days
clarkman: i admit it, the movie industry is a sham. i control the whole thing
clarkman: the Halo movie is actually a musical with three separate solo's but a array of Grunts, at which point there comes a moving sonata by Cortana about the joys of RAM upgrades
konoka: you'd still find fanboys that would be deluded enough to enjoy that
clarkman: that would be me
konoka: lol
clarkman: fear the ring of light!


I'll end it there, because things got really weird afterwards.

  • 12.05.2005 9:21 PM PDT
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I will always place the mission first.
I will never accept defeat.
I will never quit.
I will never leave a fallen comrade.

that was interesting

  • 12.06.2005 1:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: Master Chief 719
that was interesting

well said ,i wonder what is weird to them, luckely we won't have to know

  • 12.06.2005 4:34 PM PDT
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You'll regret ever asking to know the rest.....


clarkman: fear the ring of light!
clarkman: it consumes all life!
konoka: kill it!
clarkman: its tooooooo strong!
konoka: the strength of men has failed
konoka: now all shall descend into darkness
clarkman: gandalf!
clarkman: what's a seven letter work that means the same as emancipated?
konoka: there are no seven letter words
clarkman: then this crossword is a lie!
konoka: the creators must be brought to justice!
clarkman: vindication!
clarkman: they've tricked me for the last time!
konoka: start the riots! we shall tear down the gates!
clarkman: liberty!
konoka: wait a sec....
konoka: how many letters in liberty?
clarkman: hmmmm
clarkman: seven
clarkman: ah!
konoka: the war was for nothing...how depressing
clarkman: yes, we shall commit ritual suicide now
clarkman: but on the bright side i finished a crossword
konoka: and i'm sure that will bring us great joy in the afterlife
clarkman: well at least now if god gives out crosswords to get into heaven, i know i'll be a shoe-in
clarkman: and because i imagine the number of lookers in heaven aren't too high, i'll help you out so we get in together
konoka: i beseech thee!
clarkman: i ate a salad when i was at the outback steakhouse with my mother today
clarkman: the waiter looked at me like i was a pansy
konoka: he can only see the truth
clarkman: *sob*
konoka: you've proven it!
clarkman: what's wrong with eating salads!?
konoka: nothing! if your a girl
konoka: guys are supposed to eat raw meat, dripping with blood
konoka: in fact in order to become a man in most tribes you must kill a cow with your bear hands and eat its seven stomachs right there
clarkman: then die of salmonella poisoning?
konoka: real men know how to make their digestive track destroy everything that enters it
clarkman: i'm a failure to all of mankind
clarkman: when the time comes, i shall return to the earth's core and live out my life in a cave, waiting for the day when men and women cease to exist, and only weird hybrids roam the earth
clarkman: only then will i gain acceptance in society
konoka: i knew you had a hybrid fetish
konoka: it fits so perfectly together with your king kong fetish that i was a fool not to have seen it earlier
clarkman: people keep telling me that dead or alive 4 is the best game for the 360
konoka: ignoring the fact that its not even out yet right?
clarkman: haha, yeah
konoka: well they're obviously lying
konoka: and even if it was released, fighting games that aren't the first soul calibur on dreamcast can never be better than anything
clarkman: soul calibur was my first lover when i was only 13
clarkman: i lost my virginity to it
konoka: so i've heard
konoka: but seriously
konoka: doa is a nice, fun series, but i can't see it matching something like condemned
clarkman: apples and oranges
konoka: pears > fruit
clarkman: my point has been overlooked!
konoka: i'm not the one that said it was number 1! they made the comparison first, i'm counter-arguing by their flawed logic
clarkman: indeed
clarkman: well in any case i agree with you. sure doa is fun, and as a red-blooded male i get a special little grin when i make kasumi's skirt flash up and her breasts bounce in a specific manner
clarkman: but even mild fanservice gets old fast
clarkman: luckily playing it online might be fun
konoka: i'd feel awkward being a guy, and playing that game with other guys
clarkman: afraid your trousers would reveal bad things?
konoka: of course, that and it would seem like there'd be a weird -blam!- tension that could snap and result in an all-male orgy
clarkman: thanks
clarkman: now i'm never going to want to play any games with guys ever again
konoka: i've done my duty
clarkman: i'm good at doa though
clarkman: in doa ultimate, in survival mode, back when i still played it, i was in the top 50
clarkman: children would stop me on the street, looking up with wide shimery eyes and ask, "are you the real tatewaki kuno?"
clarkman: and i would chuckle softly, run a hand over their small heads and nod
clarkman: yes my friends, he lives as part of me
konoka: whatever dark twisted corner of your mind that created that fantasy, i'm sure is a place where if a psychologist discovered it, you would be institutionalized forever
clarkman: its where i store all my -blam!- fantasies too
konoka: terrifying. king kong and hybrids, a mix that would turn everyone off of intimacy for their entire lives
clarkman: but i degress!
clarkman: its late and my bed calls to me!
konoka: is its voice sensual?
clarkman: very
clarkman: like a mistress
konoka: erotic
konoka: i'm sleeping as well
clarkman: right now? wow, your subconscious is amazing
clarkman: its able to cultivate such incredible responses to propositions whilst not even being aware of its surroundings
konoka: i know
konoka: i'm awesome
clarkman: dream of me
konoka: every night
konoka: though lately they've turned into slasher fics, where a group of you get slaughtered by an evil menace that just happens to have awoken after 1000 years of rest on the island the group of you just visited on a whim
clarkman: woe is me
clarkman: peaeaeaeaeace owwwwt!
konoka: my brain imploded


Your sad now right?

To answer a question, we usually have these convo's at like, 3am, when i'm finishing my homework, and Clark's bemoaning the fact that he's usually at work.

  • 12.06.2005 7:26 PM PDT
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dude, i wanna know where the heck sir brilliant and his chapters are. i miss his thread. you got good stuff but dude, i like sir brill WAY more no offense. how come your thread is more popular? yours gots like155 pgs. right? sir brill's has like 268 or somthing... so hows yours more popular?srry if i was offensive, i just really like sir brillaint.

  • 12.06.2005 8:10 PM PDT
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wWOWw thats impressive.. sure beats the crap out of the real campaign

  • 12.06.2005 8:16 PM PDT
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hello everybody. how's it go'in?

  • 12.06.2005 8:16 PM PDT
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clark>brilliant

  • 12.07.2005 4:32 AM PDT
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Why would you even post in here because you know your going to get flamed. This is Mr.Clark's thread and you come in here and say you like Brillaint better of course your gonna get flamed. I guess this proves the Brillaints follwers are stupider then we think

  • 12.07.2005 5:05 AM PDT
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I will always place the mission first.
I will never accept defeat.
I will never quit.
I will never leave a fallen comrade.

i don't think i want to play DOA against Mr. Clark

  • 12.07.2005 1:37 PM PDT