- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Mr_Clark
Indeed, it takes more than a semi-truck barreling down the freeway towards a stopped car I'm currently inhabiting with a female incapable of doing anything but moan pitiously and wait for our impending death to kill me off.
That's a crazily long sentence. Anyways to clear things up it was I, Clark, who rescued our immobilized car after the jackass promptly cut us off then zoomed through an intersection. Konoka quite uselessly was sitting in the driver's seat, paralyzed with what I'd imagine was fear, so I simply unbuckled her seatbelt, pulled her free and stuffed her in the back seat. Depositing myself in the now vacant driver's seat, I took control of that car like it was a wild stallion waiting to be tamed. With my totally awesome three hours of experience behind the wheel of a car, I drove us out of the potentially life-ending position, and drove us to the Apple store, our original destination, and calmly waited for Konoka to snap out of shock.
Adventure finds me at every turn!
It was probably the twelve time I've cheated death in my life, so that was cause for celebration, and I entertained the notion of buying a new laptop as a gift for continuously foiling the Gods plans to kill me off. Unfortunately the iBook supply was low, so I was forced to simply reward myself with a totally awesome dinner at some small Italian place nearby that I don't think I've ever seen before that day. It's fate I tell ya. It sounds ridiculous, but eating real food in full meals is very entertaining now that I actually do it regularily. Dinner conversations are amusing, especially when your sitting across from a still-shell-shocked female friend. Whenever Konoka went to take a bite, I'd try an' do a favourable impression of a car's screeching brakes and see if she'd flinch. A couple times she did, but it was then followed be her pelting me with breadsticks from a nearby table.
In actual news, because of the craziness I didn't actually do much writing over the last few days, but don't fret!
The chapter will be out either late late late tonight, or early early early Monday morning.
Remember its a side story, so don't moan about the lack of story progression.
Wow. InSaNe!!!
We are rescued now from our total boredom by the great master and protecter, Mr. Clark! Now we shall fill our minds with mystery and suspense until we cannot consume anymore, and then hope for the day when another chapter fills us again!
Rejoice!