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Lol a retarded game. Is it a vegetable for the rest of it's life also?

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Posted by: grunt pimpa


ive yelleed at doa4 more then any other game before.. its retarded.

i've yelled at gta san andras more than any game, it is a really good game but freezes so much, i hate rock star they are dirty pig's with the coffeshop thing or whatever it is. so i wouldn't play it even if it didn't freeze
i resent them, die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bungie will over take them and shove bananas up their butt.

  • 01.14.2006 5:42 AM PDT
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Clark and I nearly died yesterday. I can't elaborate, its still too vivid in my memory.

Lets just say it involves two cars, a jackass in a truck, a hidden patch of ice on the freeway, me screaming my head off, Clark grabbing onto me and holding on for dear life, and last but not least, the Apple store.

If you can piece them all together, you'll know just how insane the thing really was.

  • 01.14.2006 8:09 AM PDT
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Good campfire story Bob, if I may call you Bob. I call everyone Bob, because Bob's a good name.

  • 01.14.2006 9:30 AM PDT
Subject: Halo Fanfic: The End of a War (Random Stuff, Page 156)
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Posted by: Konoka_chan
Clark and I nearly died yesterday. I can't elaborate, its still too vivid in my memory.

Lets just say it involves two cars, a jackass in a truck, a hidden patch of ice on the freeway, me screaming my head off, Clark grabbing onto me and holding on for dear life, and last but not least, the Apple store.

If you can piece them all together, you'll know just how insane the thing really was.

holy crap, man, holy crap. that really sucks, i'm quessing neither of you were seriously injured. and was clark driving, or you just wanted to know cause you said he grabed on to you for dear life

  • 01.14.2006 11:55 AM PDT

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Well, ya did't die meaning, you can now go hunt the guy down, kik his ass and ask him if he was drunk or not, and go home.

  • 01.14.2006 12:23 PM PDT
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I will always place the mission first.
I will never accept defeat.
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I will never leave a fallen comrade.

i glad that you 2 are ok, if Mr. Clark died we would never get an ending to his story, scary thought

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Indeed, it takes more than a semi-truck barreling down the freeway towards a stopped car I'm currently inhabiting with a female incapable of doing anything but moan pitiously and wait for our impending death to kill me off.

That's a crazily long sentence. Anyways to clear things up it was I, Clark, who rescued our immobilized car after the jackass promptly cut us off then zoomed through an intersection. Konoka quite uselessly was sitting in the driver's seat, paralyzed with what I'd imagine was fear, so I simply unbuckled her seatbelt, pulled her free and stuffed her in the back seat. Depositing myself in the now vacant driver's seat, I took control of that car like it was a wild stallion waiting to be tamed. With my totally awesome three hours of experience behind the wheel of a car, I drove us out of the potentially life-ending position, and drove us to the Apple store, our original destination, and calmly waited for Konoka to snap out of shock.

Adventure finds me at every turn!

It was probably the twelve time I've cheated death in my life, so that was cause for celebration, and I entertained the notion of buying a new laptop as a gift for continuously foiling the Gods plans to kill me off. Unfortunately the iBook supply was low, so I was forced to simply reward myself with a totally awesome dinner at some small Italian place nearby that I don't think I've ever seen before that day. It's fate I tell ya. It sounds ridiculous, but eating real food in full meals is very entertaining now that I actually do it regularily. Dinner conversations are amusing, especially when your sitting across from a still-shell-shocked female friend. Whenever Konoka went to take a bite, I'd try an' do a favourable impression of a car's screeching brakes and see if she'd flinch. A couple times she did, but it was then followed be her pelting me with breadsticks from a nearby table.

In actual news, because of the craziness I didn't actually do much writing over the last few days, but don't fret!

The chapter will be out either late late late tonight, or early early early Monday morning.

Remember its a side story, so don't moan about the lack of story progression.

  • 01.15.2006 8:21 AM PDT
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I will always place the mission first.
I will never accept defeat.
I will never quit.
I will never leave a fallen comrade.

nice story Mr. Clark it was interesting. I have never been in a car accident, my family says as long as I am in the nothing will ever happen, I am a good luck charm I guess.

  • 01.15.2006 8:33 AM PDT
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well thats certainly interesting, i think the scarier thought is you not getting to finish the story
well, its good that you are a man of action

  • 01.15.2006 1:53 PM PDT
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I will always place the mission first.
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ya Mr. Clark doesn't stand still in the face of death he fights it head on

  • 01.15.2006 2:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mr_Clark
Indeed, it takes more than a semi-truck barreling down the freeway towards a stopped car I'm currently inhabiting with a female incapable of doing anything but moan pitiously and wait for our impending death to kill me off.

That's a crazily long sentence. Anyways to clear things up it was I, Clark, who rescued our immobilized car after the jackass promptly cut us off then zoomed through an intersection. Konoka quite uselessly was sitting in the driver's seat, paralyzed with what I'd imagine was fear, so I simply unbuckled her seatbelt, pulled her free and stuffed her in the back seat. Depositing myself in the now vacant driver's seat, I took control of that car like it was a wild stallion waiting to be tamed. With my totally awesome three hours of experience behind the wheel of a car, I drove us out of the potentially life-ending position, and drove us to the Apple store, our original destination, and calmly waited for Konoka to snap out of shock.

Adventure finds me at every turn!

It was probably the twelve time I've cheated death in my life, so that was cause for celebration, and I entertained the notion of buying a new laptop as a gift for continuously foiling the Gods plans to kill me off. Unfortunately the iBook supply was low, so I was forced to simply reward myself with a totally awesome dinner at some small Italian place nearby that I don't think I've ever seen before that day. It's fate I tell ya. It sounds ridiculous, but eating real food in full meals is very entertaining now that I actually do it regularily. Dinner conversations are amusing, especially when your sitting across from a still-shell-shocked female friend. Whenever Konoka went to take a bite, I'd try an' do a favourable impression of a car's screeching brakes and see if she'd flinch. A couple times she did, but it was then followed be her pelting me with breadsticks from a nearby table.

In actual news, because of the craziness I didn't actually do much writing over the last few days, but don't fret!

The chapter will be out either late late late tonight, or early early early Monday morning.

Remember its a side story, so don't moan about the lack of story progression.


Wow. InSaNe!!!

We are rescued now from our total boredom by the great master and protecter, Mr. Clark! Now we shall fill our minds with mystery and suspense until we cannot consume anymore, and then hope for the day when another chapter fills us again!

Rejoice!

  • 01.15.2006 3:59 PM PDT
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wow, my grandma got in a car-truck crash, but she was in a van and she was hit by a 18 wheel at 60 mph, and through Gods grace only had a aching body the next few days

  • 01.15.2006 5:57 PM PDT

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I've been in a car accident. going somewhere with the parents when we hit a patch of ice, and staright into the ditch we went. ntohing serious, minor cuncusion for me though.

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Posted by: Mr_Clark
Indeed, it takes more than a semi-truck barreling down the freeway towards a stopped car I'm currently inhabiting with a female incapable of doing anything but moan pitiously and wait for our impending death to kill me off.

That's a crazily long sentence. Anyways to clear things up it was I, Clark, who rescued our immobilized car after the jackass promptly cut us off then zoomed through an intersection. Konoka quite uselessly was sitting in the driver's seat, paralyzed with what I'd imagine was fear, so I simply unbuckled her seatbelt, pulled her free and stuffed her in the back seat. Depositing myself in the now vacant driver's seat, I took control of that car like it was a wild stallion waiting to be tamed. With my totally awesome three hours of experience behind the wheel of a car, I drove us out of the potentially life-ending position, and drove us to the Apple store, our original destination, and calmly waited for Konoka to snap out of shock.

Adventure finds me at every turn!

It was probably the twelve time I've cheated death in my life, so that was cause for celebration, and I entertained the notion of buying a new laptop as a gift for continuously foiling the Gods plans to kill me off. Unfortunately the iBook supply was low, so I was forced to simply reward myself with a totally awesome dinner at some small Italian place nearby that I don't think I've ever seen before that day. It's fate I tell ya. It sounds ridiculous, but eating real food in full meals is very entertaining now that I actually do it regularily. Dinner conversations are amusing, especially when your sitting across from a still-shell-shocked female friend. Whenever Konoka went to take a bite, I'd try an' do a favourable impression of a car's screeching brakes and see if she'd flinch. A couple times she did, but it was then followed be her pelting me with breadsticks from a nearby table.

In actual news, because of the craziness I didn't actually do much writing over the last few days, but don't fret!

The chapter will be out either late late late tonight, or early early early Monday morning.

Remember its a side story, so don't moan about the lack of story progression.


FUC/< the the iBook. Go for the good stuff, PowerBook all the way. I think they just came out with the dual G5 one. All be it pentium powered, it is still good.

  • 01.15.2006 7:08 PM PDT
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I'll post the chapter on Monday. Got caught up watching 24 and now I'm behind on other errands.

Edit: Forgot to mention, there is a TON of foul language in this chapter. Meaning on this site it's going to be -BLAM!- filled. Non-stop.

I'm 100% serious. I can't imagine anyone not finding it terribly jarring, so I'd have to recommend you read it on fanfiction.net.


[Edited on 1/15/2006]

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I have a totally off topic question, wasn't there a fanfic called the Hunter's Homeworld somewhere? Just wondering anyways. Breadsticks are cool!

  • 01.15.2006 10:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mr_Clark
I'll post the chapter on Monday. Got caught up watching 24 and now I'm behind on other errands.

Edit: Forgot to mention, there is a TON of foul language in this chapter. Meaning on this site it's going to be -BLAM!- filled. Non-stop.

I'm 100% serious. I can't imagine anyone not finding it terribly jarring, so I'd have to recommend you read it on fanfiction.net.


Say, Clark, how did you like 24? I just got into that show last season and cant get enough of it. Do you watch Lost too?

  • 01.16.2006 1:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: JTisaBeEg
Posted by: Mr_Clark
I'll post the chapter on Monday. Got caught up watching 24 and now I'm behind on other errands.

Edit: Forgot to mention, there is a TON of foul language in this chapter. Meaning on this site it's going to be -BLAM!- filled. Non-stop.

I'm 100% serious. I can't imagine anyone not finding it terribly jarring, so I'd have to recommend you read it on fanfiction.net.


Say, Clark, how did you like 24? I just got into that show last season and cant get enough of it. Do you watch Lost too?

i watch lost, hurly is awesome

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24 was awesome last night, i can't wait for tonight

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chapter comes today!!!! im so excited.....

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Posted by: LO Stickman
chapter comes today!!!! im so excited.....

hopefully it comes

  • 01.16.2006 1:49 PM PDT

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It could come soon. i'm hopinh about 5:00 on bungie.

  • 01.16.2006 3:03 PM PDT
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yeah well five at bungie is 8 where i am and i've got school and home work and xbox live, life is so hard

  • 01.16.2006 3:43 PM PDT

Phoenix is dead, long live Phoenix!
Is it?

Ha I'm still on holiday.
at the moment it's 1:30 NZ time. 17/1/06
Cannot, Wait

[Edited on 1/16/2006]

  • 01.16.2006 4:31 PM PDT