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Subject: Mr._Clark Pwnd You!
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Have you even seen if that's what he wants?
(look at all of us. We are all writing like we know something the other doesn't know.)

  • 07.06.2005 7:34 AM PDT
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Posted by: LIME31
I got his sarcasm...one person has to implement sarcasm and then you get a pile of terrorist chipmunks crashing your party, not fun at all..

Posted by: sir_brilliant
if i don't, its only cause i'm out helping the rest of the world work their way up the great ladder of love , so to speak. kinda like will smith in that movie, his name started with an H i think...don't remember. oh it was Hitch. and now that i'm out of school and freelancin', ive got the time i need for some other things that i've been holding out on.


Whats he doing here. GET BACK TO YOUYR FANFIC!!!. Just because yours isnt as good, it doesnt mean that you can go around bothering others. BTW you only have many posts in yours because they're all complaints

  • 07.06.2005 7:55 AM PDT
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Posted by: Anti prophet org
What page was the chapter?


If you check the first page of this thread, Clark has written in which chapter is on what page.

Now onto the topic at hand. I've been away for awhile, vacationing as it were, much like Jacob is doing now. I got back in early June, and was pleased to see a new chapter by Mr. Clark and ended up being immensely pleased with the size of it. I've been neglecting to post in the thread however, and instead have chosen to limiting myself to reviews on fanfiction.net, I'm not too sure why.

A few months ago, Clark and I realized we actually lived in the same city, and even had met each other before. He attended Jasper Place High School, which I just recently graduated from. We had met when his Japanese 20 class ended up being split with my Japanese 10 class. Nothing special at the time mind you, but when we figured this out it was quite amusing. How often do people realize something like that just from reading a fanfic?

Anyways, we've since hung out a few times, seeing as how the majority of our friends all know each other and as such I'm willing to admit that I've probably had more than a little bit of extra information about this fanfic. Something that has likely contributed to my lack of a presence around here, since I'd hate to spoil some of the plot developments Clark has yet to divulge around here.

When I came to the thread and saw that Jacob would be leaving on vacation for a week, I could almost see storm clouds brewing. Whenever he leaves this thread unattended for long periods of time, things seem to desperately spiral out of control. I was disheartened to see things go downhill, so I took a little bit of initiative in trying to stave off this growing flame war.

I messaged the man in question.Cell phones are wondrous things aren't they?

Luckily I caught him when he had his cell on him, so I received a reply pretty quickly. I'm tired of paraphrasing so I'll just copy the actual text messages:

Note: I got Clark's permission to post these so don't think I'm violating his privacy.


Konoka - it seems things are spiraling out of control on bnet....

Clark - lol, wow havnt heard from you in awhile. what happened the thread explode after i left?

Konoka - it looks that way, i can see flames on the horizon

Clark - hmm thats never good. hold on im sitting in a boat trying to bait a fish hook and failing miserably

Konoka - lol k

Clark - alrite the line has been cast. now we shall see if i can catch a fish

Konoka - i thought you didnt no how to swim?

Clark - i dont. ive got about thirty life jackets on. and kate made me wear one of those life preserve things. its in the shape of a duck...

Konoka - lol, all the sorority girls must love that.

Clark - ah geez did that comment spur on the flame wars? im having nightmares of people talking about it now

Konoka - ...somewhat...

Clark - lol make sure you tell them the sorority was actually just part of my delusion. trying to cheer myself up from being in this dreary place. its so hot my brain is melting

Konoka - no girls down there?

Clark - no and im glad there isnt. i look ridiculous in this thing. getting laughed at would only serve to further destroy my manly visage

Konoka - i'll be sure to mention that on the thread

Clark - were the responses really bad? did i offend all the girls or something. are they calling for my blood?

Konoka - lol i dont think their mad, i wasnt when i read it. just thought it was typical jacob exageration...or paranoia

Clark - a little of both really... well make sure you tell them im dissapointed. its only been 3 days and already a flame war?

Konoka - your wirting seems to bring out the passion in everyone

Clark - to true. well im putting my faith in you to put out the flames. anymore problems just call me. texting with one hand is hard

Konoka - lol good luck.


Seeing as how this took place yesterday, and I wasn't around to post, I called Clark and brought him abreast on the recent developments that took place after our text convo.

He's surprised over the somewhat intensity of everybody's posts, and suggested everyone "Relax, and go see a movie" apparently quoting Scorptank. He also said to go see War of the Worlds, it puts the whole Covenant war thing in perspective, at least to some degree.

He mentioned that this is why he likes the thread to die inbetween chapters, or at least towards the end of the newest chapters lifecycle. Pointless posts abound and cover everything but the storyline itself.

Anyways, since the initial reason this posting craze got out of hand is moot (the sorority was a simple joke, Clark actually has a girlfriend back here in Edmonton) I think we can all step back and take a few deep breaths.

If we're going to do personal attacks on someone (not naming any names) do so in a PM, that way you can express your distaste for one another in that simple manner, rather than putting it on display for the world to see.

Hope this helps you guys!





  • 07.06.2005 8:03 AM PDT

I share pies.

I luckily wasn't around when the last war of the fires took place, I don't understand....It's a story, a story, *mutters and walks off*

  • 07.06.2005 8:24 AM PDT
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ok guys leave sir alone.mr clark wouldn't want all his fans flaming someone.

and for sir, you shouldn't have come to this thread,you are alone having to defend yourself by your self.

  • 07.06.2005 8:28 AM PDT
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have u posted the 18th capter yet cause i cant find it, great story

  • 07.06.2005 8:59 AM PDT
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for those of you who haven't paid attention to what i've been saying, i'm sorry. A few of you have, and they know who they are. for those of you who think i came here to spam, to make fun of you guys, you're sadly mistaken. however, with the tempers i see around here, i see no point in helping anyone here, as unfortunate as it may seem.

i don't know whats got you so riled up. if i said anything about clark, it was in good humor. if i said anything about anyone personally, then i'm sorry. i don't think i did, but regardless. but if you insist on spreading the hate for no reason, you shouldn't be on bungie.net. we're here talking about a video game, something made for fun. that purpose is being destroyed by anyone whos going crazy over a misunderstanding. misunderstanding...something that's caused more wars than religion, women, and freedom. bear that in mind, and life will be much nicer.

  • 07.06.2005 10:06 AM PDT
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you don't have to apologize. this site has had a problem with constructive criticism.If someone posts a criticisim of halo 2 they get flammed like crazy.so it is not really what you said, its who you said it to.

  • 07.06.2005 10:24 AM PDT
Subject: Mr._Clark Pwnd You!

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Posted by: Konoka_chan
Posted by: Anti prophet org
What page was the chapter?


If you check the first page of this thread, Clark has written in which chapter is on what page.


I messaged the man in question.Cell phones are wondrous things aren't they?

Luckily I caught him when he had his cell on him, so I received a reply pretty quickly. I'm tired of paraphrasing so I'll just copy the actual text messages:

Note: I got Clark's permission to post these so don't think I'm violating his privacy.


Konoka - it seems things are spiraling out of control on bnet....

Clark - lol, wow havnt heard from you in awhile. what happened the thread explode after i left?

Konoka - it looks that way, i can see flames on the horizon

Clark - hmm thats never good. hold on im sitting in a boat trying to bait a fish hook and failing miserably

Konoka - lol k

Clark - alrite the line has been cast. now we shall see if i can catch a fish

Konoka - i thought you didnt no how to swim?

Clark - i dont. ive got about thirty life jackets on. and kate made me wear one of those life preserve things. its in the shape of a duck...

Konoka - lol, all the sorority girls must love that.

Clark - ah geez did that comment spur on the flame wars? im having nightmares of people talking about it now

Konoka - ...somewhat...

Clark - lol make sure you tell them the sorority was actually just part of my delusion. trying to cheer myself up from being in this dreary place. its so hot my brain is melting

Konoka - no girls down there?

Clark - no and im glad there isnt. i look ridiculous in this thing. getting laughed at would only serve to further destroy my manly visage

Konoka - i'll be sure to mention that on the thread

Clark - were the responses really bad? did i offend all the girls or something. are they calling for my blood?

Konoka - lol i dont think their mad, i wasnt when i read it. just thought it was typical jacob exageration...or paranoia

Clark - a little of both really... well make sure you tell them im dissapointed. its only been 3 days and already a flame war?

Konoka - your wirting seems to bring out the passion in everyone

Clark - to true. well im putting my faith in you to put out the flames. anymore problems just call me. texting with one hand is hard

Konoka - lol good luck.


Seeing as how this took place yesterday, and I wasn't around to post, I called Clark and brought him abreast on the recent developments that took place after our text convo.

He's surprised over the somewhat intensity of everybody's posts, and suggested everyone "Relax, and go see a movie" apparently quoting Scorptank. He also said to go see War of the Worlds, it puts the whole Covenant war thing in perspective, at least to some degree.

He mentioned that this is why he likes the thread to die inbetween chapters, or at least towards the end of the newest chapters lifecycle. Pointless posts abound and cover everything but the storyline itself.

Anyways, since the initial reason this posting craze got out of hand is moot (the sorority was a simple joke, Clark actually has a girlfriend back here in Edmonton) I think we can all step back and take a few deep breaths.

If we're going to do personal attacks on someone (not naming any names) do so in a PM, that way you can express your distaste for one another in that simple manner, rather than putting it on display for the world to see.

Hope this helps you guys!


LOL, I didnt want to say it but o well, Didnt i say that the reason he doesnt want the thread to die is because of the useless spam and other nonsense -blam!- that goes on when people dont know what to talk about. So why dont we just let it die until the next chapter comes along.

  • 07.06.2005 10:43 AM PDT
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Finally a bit of peace! I was away for the war but seriously, Mr Clark goes away for 3 days and the flames start. Well at least it's over now and this can go on being the fantastic thread it is. Thank god for Konoka Chan. Please if you have something to say, make it on topic i.e. about the story. Well that's all I've got to say. Stay cool.

[Edited on 7/7/2005]

  • 07.06.2005 10:55 AM PDT
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You know the differnce bettween Sir Brilliant and Mr.Clark. Mr.Clark writes on a proffesional level and puts in enough care and dedication in his story just to have it nicely formatted on the forums. Also, Mr.Clark is one of the nicest people on these forums. Unlike Sir. Brilliant he has never said anything negative about Sir. Brilliant or any of the other fan fic writers instead he gives them advice and tries to help them. So Sir Brilliant, im sure Mr. Clark gets more girls then you will ever see. Im Pretty sure no woman would ever go for a mean jackass who writes crappy Sci Fi storys out of his mothers basement.

  • 07.06.2005 1:25 PM PDT
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This is absolutely ridiculous. Several of you Mr.Clark fans are so damn obsessed with him and his story that you are failing to see anything and everything that Brilliant is saying. For Christs sake! He's apologized at least 5 times for his "crimes against Clark" Let it go. This thread was to discuss Clarks story, and if we cant discuss the damn story without declaring all out forum wars; you fans, you know who you are, have failed mr.clark and let down those of us who maintain on topic and supportive.

On that note, does anyone agree with me that its damn sad that the 3 injured spartans had to die? Also, maybe im not understanding this, but Jan has enhancements only because her father or mother was a spartan 1.0?

  • 07.06.2005 2:06 PM PDT
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I will always place the mission first.
I will never accept defeat.
I will never quit.
I will never leave a fallen comrade.

thanks Konoka Chan for stopping this stupid flame war, come on guys Brilliant was joking about the girls thing (next time you make a joke here Brilliant you might want to write joking after so it doesn't start another flame war)

and Death don't even start it up again there is already two pages filled with people -blam!-ing back and forth

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Thank you. Its nice to have support.

  • 07.06.2005 2:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: death incarneate
You know the differnce bettween Sir Brilliant and Mr.Clark. Mr.Clark writes on a proffesional level and puts in enough care and dedication in his story just to have it nicely formatted on the forums. Also, Mr.Clark is one of the nicest people on these forums. Unlike Sir. Brilliant he has never said anything negative about Sir. Brilliant or any of the other fan fic writers instead he gives them advice and tries to help them. So Sir Brilliant, im sure Mr. Clark gets more girls then you will ever see. Im Pretty sure no woman would ever go for a mean jackass who writes crappy Sci Fi storys out of his mothers basement.


alright! enough with the personal crap.sir is out of this thread so back off!

  • 07.06.2005 4:39 PM PDT
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Wow.....some people dont know the site of sarcasm....i was talking to sir when he wrote that crap....he was joking and you guys just blow up on him, he and Mr. Clark talk on nice levels and never truely insult eachother now stop hatin and start acting like cival people instead of -blam!- jackasses

  • 07.06.2005 5:10 PM PDT
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*sigh* C'mon you guys, can't you please just stop it? Its over and done with, keep these posts up, and what follows will come true.


Clark - how goes the flame wars? anyone dead yet?

Konoka - not quite, seems my last post had about as much effect as trying to spit on the raging flames.

Clark - hmm i dont like being a jerk but how about i give evryone an ultimatum?

Konoka - what did you have in mind?

Clark - how bout this. for every post that is a flame after you post this. i delay the release of chapter 19 by a day?

Konoka - lol that will either work or start a new war altogether.

Clark - alright alright, this ones better. whoever flames ill delay the release. but only for those that were making mean posts. ill send chapter 19 to everyone else via email or something

Konoka - that could work do you have the will to carry it out though?

Clark - probably not lol. but if the flame garbage keeps up ill do somethin along those lines.

Konoka - i should put this in the thread?

Clark - yeah. let everyone regail themselves in my bad grammer. also shows them all how they're dampening the overall nice feeling of being out of the city life and living in a cabin by a lake.

Konoka - a guilt trip could work. but there might be a flood of posts with people apoligizing.

Clark - thats true. better keep that part under wraps. just tell them that this whole thing is making my enjoyment of having caught a fish go down a bit.

Konoka - you actually caught something?

Clark - 3 whole centimeters! i threw it back tho, the way it was wriggling around made me feel like an ogre and i couldnt bring myself to injure it...



The messaging went on to other things from there, but you guys get the point right? While Clark is a real nice guy, keep up this flaming and he'll start dishing out punishments.

  • 07.06.2005 9:31 PM PDT
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Quoted from: Socrates
the highest form of Human Excellence is to question oneself and others.


Proud owner of crapdancemagee's soul since 9/4/05

Posted by: death incarneate
You know the differnce bettween Sir Brilliant and Mr.Clark. Mr.Clark writes on a proffesional level and puts in enough care and dedication in his story just to have it nicely formatted on the forums. Also, Mr.Clark is one of the nicest people on these forums. Unlike Sir. Brilliant he has never said anything negative about Sir. Brilliant or any of the other fan fic writers instead he gives them advice and tries to help them. So Sir Brilliant, im sure Mr. Clark gets more girls then you will ever see. Im Pretty sure no woman would ever go for a mean jackass who writes crappy Sci Fi storys out of his mothers basement.

Mr. Clark deserves better supporters than you. Go take your false opinions elsewhere (not about mr clark, but about SB).

  • 07.06.2005 11:00 PM PDT

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YO Karma, chill relax. FLAME WAR is over so let it pass. Dont say that because some 1 will flame u for it. It was just a misunderstanding.

  • 07.06.2005 11:05 PM PDT
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I share pies.

Mr.Clark'll be back soon, please just let it die, I don't think we want him to be disapointed?

do we?

  • 07.06.2005 11:59 PM PDT
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Relax, go see a movie... maybe I should get copyright on that ;-)

What the hell is going on here? Over two thousand posts, and now people are suddenly starting flame wars all over the place. All about a small slip by sir_brilliant (a wrong he's righted by now) and still people are kicking him for it. Let us not forget that this is a forum, and posts can really be misinterpreted because one cannot see the expression on another one's face, and the tone of one's voice.

So, let's just cool down for a while, chill, go see a movie. And most of all: don't continue this flame war. All it does is dropping Banhammers on people, when it's not really necessary.

Relax... go see... War of the Worlds. I've seen it, too. It's good... although you don't exactly relax... but it's cool....

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if u ask me i think that scorptank is the second coolest guy on the forums so yeah. and his fanfic rocks!
sorry off-topic

um right um aaaaaaaaaaaaa! no daddy no!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

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  • 07.07.2005 12:41 AM PDT
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Ya ui agree with flashbang
Scorptank is the best fanfic writer on this forum and Mr_Clark is eithier tied with him at being the best

The Soulguard is the best after

Then Silcy Carp, and everyone that made a fanfic


THEn finnally Sir Brilliant the only way ppl think your the best because you were the first person to write fanfics. With all do respect, SHUT THE -blam!- UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 07.07.2005 9:27 AM PDT
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gosh rip fang let it go!

  • 07.07.2005 9:38 AM PDT