- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
You guys should have realized by now. Anything and everything I ever say about a release date is pure unreliable trash. I could say the chapter is coming in thirty seven days, or maybe twelve. Whichever one I pick as the actual release date, the universe then moves towards trying to do everything under it's power to stop me from making that date.
If I even think of the day when the chapter comes out, I'll have jinxed it. So let's just all think happy thoughts.
In the meantime, I'm in official soulguard whoring mode, so go read his stuff. He just recently posted the last piece to his side story, "Guardian of the Luminous Key". It's a very entertaining ark to his overall story.
I know you guys have good taste though, so I bet a lot of you are already reading his stuff, and that suggestion doesn't do anything for you. Well then, do you own Xbox 360's? You could, uh, download some demo's? Microsoft's been shooting a ton of them out recently. Try out Dead Rising, its a horribly entertaining game, and the demo gives you but the smallest of tastes before brutally ending in 15 minutes.
So if you loath the undead, or just mildly dislike them, you can head on over to the Xbox Marketplace and put that Live account to good use. Try and see how many zombies you can kill before the 15 minute time limit runs out. My personal record is 481. Beat it and you can say to all your friends that you've killed more zombies in 15 minutes than that lame Mr. Clark. It'll earn you their respect for eternity.
I guess for some of you, even that option has already been partaken of, so the only option is for me to tease you. I won't do it in the form of a preview this time, I'll be even more cryptic this time.
The final installment of the Forerurnner Chronicles begins with a kidnapping