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At lunch, a guy busted a stink bomb in the cafeteria, so we had to eat in the auditorium. They caught him and searched him. They found pot on the dumbass, and proceeded to call the cops. On his way out in handcuffs, I saw him tell the vice principle that he had placed a bomb in the school that was scheduled to go off at 2:30. Why? Because this guy is phsyco. We were evacuated, and the police got some dogs to sniff the bomb out. They found it, in the boys bathroom. Scares me to think that we could have all died if that guy hadn't been a total idiot. Talk about your crazy days, eh? Well, at least I made a new girlfriend in the process. :)

  • 02.03.2005 1:49 PM PDT
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Oh...now I see the seriousness of the statement. *Don't kill me*

[Edited on 2/3/2005 1:54:16 PM]

  • 02.03.2005 1:51 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Gives new meaning to "Explosive Diarhhea". Congrats on the new girl. I'm currently working on the same.

  • 02.03.2005 1:52 PM PDT
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damn he should be locked up

  • 02.03.2005 1:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: Money Marine
Bleh...who says Oy.

Good old Cops...I was on- I mean I was watching that a minute ago.


I'm 1/8th Irish.

  • 02.03.2005 1:53 PM PDT
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lucky you. we got a bomb threat and they didn't even tell the students.

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Posted by: buffalo wing
At lunch, a guy busted a stink bomb in the cafeteria, so we had to eat in the auditorium. They caught him and searched him. They found pot on the dumbass, and proceeded to call the cops. On his way out in handcuffs, I saw him tell the vice principle that he had placed a bomb in the school that was scheduled to go off at 2:30. Why? Because this guy is phsyco. We were evacuated, and the police got some dogs to sniff the bomb out. They found it, in the boys bathroom. Scares me to think that we could have all died if that guy hadn't been a total idiot. Talk about your crazy days, eh? Well, at least I made a new girlfriend in the process. :)

Wow. He really is a moron. He actually told the Principal that he had a bomb. I mean, it's a good thing that they found it because he told 'em, but he is friggin' retarded. It takes a special kind of stupid to be able to actually foil your own bombing attempt.

Probably caught up in the bravado of the moment, now that I think about it. I think that mommy and daddy didn't give him enough attention.

...Or, he was just an idiot. Good thing that he's gonna be locked away.

I bet the media will try and find some way to blame this on videogames.

  • 02.03.2005 2:09 PM PDT

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This reminds of fourth grade. Some guy called in bomb threat four hours before a school play. We had to move the play to the next week.

Hopefully they'll keep that nutcase away from your school.

  • 02.03.2005 2:10 PM PDT

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Posted by: Casey
Posted by: buffalo wing
At lunch, a guy busted a stink bomb in the cafeteria, so we had to eat in the auditorium. They caught him and searched him. They found pot on the dumbass, and proceeded to call the cops. On his way out in handcuffs, I saw him tell the vice principle that he had placed a bomb in the school that was scheduled to go off at 2:30. Why? Because this guy is phsyco. We were evacuated, and the police got some dogs to sniff the bomb out. They found it, in the boys bathroom. Scares me to think that we could have all died if that guy hadn't been a total idiot. Talk about your crazy days, eh? Well, at least I made a new girlfriend in the process. :)

Wow. He really is a moron. He actually told the Principal that he had a bomb. I mean, it's a good thing that they found it because he told 'em, but he is friggin' retarded. It takes a special kind of stupid to be able to actually foil your own bombing attempt.

Probably caught up in the bravado of the moment, now that I think about it. I think that mommy and daddy didn't give him enough attention.

...Or, he was just an idiot. Good thing that he's gonna be locked away.

I bet the media will try and find some way to blame this on videogames.


Of course. -blam!- parasites, anyway.

  • 02.03.2005 2:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Griffin Spades
Posted by: buffalo wing
at least I made a new girlfriend in the process. :)


thats the important thing also first base.

Tragedy-wooed girlfriends are always the best kind. ...Not that I'd know or anything...

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Posted by: Casey
Posted by: buffalo wing
At lunch, a guy busted a stink bomb in the cafeteria, so we had to eat in the auditorium. They caught him and searched him. They found pot on the dumbass, and proceeded to call the cops. On his way out in handcuffs, I saw him tell the vice principle that he had placed a bomb in the school that was scheduled to go off at 2:30. Why? Because this guy is phsyco. We were evacuated, and the police got some dogs to sniff the bomb out. They found it, in the boys bathroom. Scares me to think that we could have all died if that guy hadn't been a total idiot. Talk about your crazy days, eh? Well, at least I made a new girlfriend in the process. :)

Wow. He really is a moron. He actually told the Principal that he had a bomb. I mean, it's a good thing that they found it because he told 'em, but he is friggin' retarded. It takes a special kind of stupid to be able to actually foil your own bombing attempt.

Probably caught up in the bravado of the moment, now that I think about it. I think that mommy and daddy didn't give him enough attention.

...Or, he was just an idiot. Good thing that he's gonna be locked away.

I bet the media will try and find some way to blame this on videogames.

"In other news, high school student blows up bathroom and wonders why a new round doesn't start..."

  • 02.03.2005 2:17 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

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Posted by: Casey
Posted by: buffalo wing
At lunch, a guy busted a stink bomb in the cafeteria, so we had to eat in the auditorium. They caught him and searched him. They found pot on the dumbass, and proceeded to call the cops. On his way out in handcuffs, I saw him tell the vice principle that he had placed a bomb in the school that was scheduled to go off at 2:30. Why? Because this guy is phsyco. We were evacuated, and the police got some dogs to sniff the bomb out. They found it, in the boys bathroom. Scares me to think that we could have all died if that guy hadn't been a total idiot. Talk about your crazy days, eh? Well, at least I made a new girlfriend in the process. :)

Wow. He really is a moron. He actually told the Principal that he had a bomb. I mean, it's a good thing that they found it because he told 'em, but he is friggin' retarded. It takes a special kind of stupid to be able to actually foil your own bombing attempt.

Probably caught up in the bravado of the moment, now that I think about it. I think that mommy and daddy didn't give him enough attention.

...Or, he was just an idiot. Good thing that he's gonna be locked away.

I bet the media will try and find some way to blame this on videogames.

"In other news, high school student blows up bathroom and wonders why a new round doesn't start..."

LOL. Sig-time!

  • 02.03.2005 2:19 PM PDT
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Crazyness. Although it just proves that this kind of thing doesn't always happen to other people (for your prospective). Godd job on your new ladyfriend. I wish you many a good time in the future.

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Posted by: buffalo wing
At lunch, a guy busted a stink bomb in the cafeteria, so we had to eat in the auditorium. They caught him and searched him. They found pot on the dumbass, and proceeded to call the cops. On his way out in handcuffs, I saw him tell the vice principle that he had placed a bomb in the school that was scheduled to go off at 2:30. Why? Because this guy is phsyco. We were evacuated, and the police got some dogs to sniff the bomb out. They found it, in the boys bathroom. Scares me to think that we could have all died if that guy hadn't been a total idiot. Talk about your crazy days, eh? Well, at least I made a new girlfriend in the process. :)


You know what Buffalo. Your day was almost like mine about a week ago. So listen carefully because this is my side of the story.

Monday was a regular day for me. School, torture, and jokes. Everything had gone okay until at lunch time, I was down tthe hall with my friend talking until I saw like everyone going up the media center from the cafeteria having lunch. As we walked in and asked what was happening, a girl replied, "The cafeteria stinks, somebody either farted or did something." So I thought a stink bomb? Lockdown? Were we going to die? We were then moved up to my LAL teacher's room to stay there with the door closed until the smell cleared away. THAT"s right, the firefighters came and the so did the police to investigate. They concluded that the the horrible smell came from the the vending machine. THe wires were burnt and blew up. After like an hour, we continued our classes. My Design class tested our wooden made bridges and the day went like normal. But I must say though, I'm not lying about this incident. It's like the same except for the new gf part.

  • 02.03.2005 2:34 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Hey Buffalo, I got some lines you can use on your girlfriend:

Heh heh. Alllllllllllllllllllllllright!

I'm in! Giggity giggity giggity goo!

  • 02.03.2005 2:34 PM PDT
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I have one that the absolutly will not fail.

*hold hands out* (long a) aaaaaaaaahhh.

  • 02.03.2005 2:40 PM PDT
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If i was crazy enough to set a bomb off, then i hope i'd be crazy enough to do it like a man.

I mean in the bathroom? does he not want anyone to know? is he trying to get in touch with his feminine qualities while still remaining cool? I'd sprint into the concourse screaming "jihad!" and blow everyone to hell. (or just me)

That's only if i was severely insane though... If i was trying to go out comically, i would go up to a teacher and be like, "Is spontaneous combustion possible?" and then when they tell you it's not, BLAM!

Also i think it would be kind of funny if you had the bomb in your backpack. and you were trying to be really annoying, like in the middle of the concourse or something, just keep screaming random stuff and trying to get on peoples nerves. and when someone tells you to STFU that's when you explode.

Ok ok, i was just about to stop... but i thought of one more funny one. Let's say you're breaking up with your girlfriend, and she says "i'm sorry, but this is just the way it has to be.... I think we should be friends..." then you say something like "But baby, i just can't be without you, i CAN'T LIVE without you!" and right as you burst into tears, you burst into flames. heh heh, imagine the look on her face after THAT.

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You'd never hide it in the bathroom... Hell the best palce at my old school would have been the manual arts building... Full of nails and gas and other explosive materials, and we walked past it everytime... every fire drill, bomb threat, we always walk straight past...

That or you could hide it in my principles hair... she was a crazy woman with napoleon syndrome... and her hair was about 1/4 of her height, you could hide anything in there ;P

Tristan ;-)

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Posted by: Slayd722
Posted by: Casey
Posted by: buffalo wing
At lunch, a guy busted a stink bomb in the cafeteria, so we had to eat in the auditorium. They caught him and searched him. They found pot on the dumbass, and proceeded to call the cops. On his way out in handcuffs, I saw him tell the vice principle that he had placed a bomb in the school that was scheduled to go off at 2:30. Why? Because this guy is phsyco. We were evacuated, and the police got some dogs to sniff the bomb out. They found it, in the boys bathroom. Scares me to think that we could have all died if that guy hadn't been a total idiot. Talk about your crazy days, eh? Well, at least I made a new girlfriend in the process. :)

Wow. He really is a moron. He actually told the Principal that he had a bomb. I mean, it's a good thing that they found it because he told 'em, but he is friggin' retarded. It takes a special kind of stupid to be able to actually foil your own bombing attempt.

Probably caught up in the bravado of the moment, now that I think about it. I think that mommy and daddy didn't give him enough attention.

...Or, he was just an idiot. Good thing that he's gonna be locked away.

I bet the media will try and find some way to blame this on videogames.

"In other news, high school student blows up bathroom and wonders why a new round doesn't start..."

Slayd, you're awesome.

  • 02.03.2005 5:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Hey Buffalo, I got some lines you can use on your girlfriend:

Heh heh. Alllllllllllllllllllllllright!

I'm in! Giggity giggity giggity goo!

*Missile crashes through roof*
To answer your question: it's like that.

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Posted by: Casey
I bet the media will try and find some way to blame this on videogames.



Bomb planted!

Bomb armed!

Round over!

  • 02.03.2005 5:27 PM PDT
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Congrats on the new girl bud. Managed to catch one and lock her in the basem... you know what? Not that important.

Seriously though, wish my girlfriend was tragedy wooed. That'll last a while. Shows you good things can come out of horribly stupid bad days ;)

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Weird... the hallways in my school smelled like rotten eggs this morning. They didn't even tell us what was going on. At least it was gone by the time my exam was over.

My first thought was "crap, is the cafeteria serving chili again?"

  • 02.03.2005 8:21 PM PDT