- TheUseless0ne
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I am a penguin. Every day I boogie on down to the water, and eat fish. Once, while fishing in the deepest depths, I saw great Cthulhu... And he said to me "Shine, to thine own self be true. They can't tell you what to do once you've gone guru." Also, I should tell you, "slide".
Inventor of the Bombstache avatar!
Posted by: ZayneHumphrey
Posted by: TheUseless0ne
The Screw demands a ritual of human sacrifice. We shall carve out their heart, and (while its still beating) fasten it to a temple with a phillips. The temple still needs to be built, a towering spire that reaches closer to the stars than any ziggurat before it. I must be built of the hardest stone, using souls as the mortar. The Secret Screw Cult shall one day rise, having unholy influence on the Bungie Empire.
I sacrifice SonicJohn..or stosh.
Take your pick.
Stosh refused all of my userskins, so him...
By the way Stosh, why don't you come over for dinner tonight? Its Sunday dinner, so that means ruffie iced tea, and spaghetti with a special mashed sleeping pill-tomato sauce.