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roflmao

  • 04.27.2008 6:38 PM PDT
Subject: We're screwed!

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Well, apparently we're devolving into "that's what she said" jokes... It's inappropriate conduct for the Screw!

  • 04.27.2008 6:40 PM PDT

"I pledge to punch all switches, to never shoot where I could use grenades, to admit the existence of no level except Total Carnage, to never use caps lock as my "run" key, and to never, ever, leave a single BoB alive."

2B || !2B - Why don't you look Inside the Machine?

I have taken the liberty upon myself of creating this wonderful, motivational poster background that is relevant to The Screw's interests.

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  • 04.27.2008 6:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
Well, apparently we're devolving into "that's what she said" jokes... It's inappropriate conduct for the Screw!

Unless it is used in perfect context. Then it is actually evolving.

But I do agree with elmicker.. I am getting a bit tired of seeing 'the screw' being posted everywhere off-topic.

[Edited on 04.27.2008 6:44 PM PDT]

  • 04.27.2008 6:42 PM PDT
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It will be standard in a week and you'll think it isn't weird or new anymore.

Adapt people.

  • 04.27.2008 6:44 PM PDT

Owners of the Katana: A place for those who have a Katana or over 1000GS in Halo 3.

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Somewhere out there... in an alternate reality... Marty decided to stay in the ad jingle business, bringing about an age of amazingly orchestrated Pampers commercials.

Posted by: The Wooozy
I am getting a bit tired of seeing 'the screw' being posted everywhere off-topic.

How dare you question The Screw!

  • 04.27.2008 6:44 PM PDT
Subject: The Screw

Posted by: elmicker
Thoroughly into the lands of unfunny now. Let it die.


Seriously.

  • 04.27.2008 6:45 PM PDT
Subject: We're screwed!
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Posted by: The Wooozy
Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
Well, apparently we're devolving into "that's what she said" jokes... It's inappropriate conduct for the Screw!

Unless it is used in perfect context. Then it is actually evolving the screw. But I do agree with elmicker.. I am getting a bit tired of seeing 'the screw' being posted everywhere off-topic.


Then we must act fast.
Close all hints of the screw to the outside world.
The screw is now a secret society founded by those who's morals are questionable at the least. We must never speak of this outside of the screw group again.
(i have got to stop talking like that)

  • 04.27.2008 6:46 PM PDT

"I pledge to punch all switches, to never shoot where I could use grenades, to admit the existence of no level except Total Carnage, to never use caps lock as my "run" key, and to never, ever, leave a single BoB alive."

2B || !2B - Why don't you look Inside the Machine?

The Screw meme == Blame Stosh meme. Inside Joke, let's leave it at that.

  • 04.27.2008 6:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Zee JollyRoger
The Screw meme == Blame Stosh meme. Inside Joke, let's leave it at that.

Exactly. Like blame Stosh, it is funny when used in moderation.

  • 04.27.2008 6:51 PM PDT
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mambo sauce.

  • 04.27.2008 7:24 PM PDT

I'm a serious dude, so what?

So anyway, OP is a cool guy. Told him in Halo what had happened to his thread, and how "The Screw" was catching on. He was curious as to what it was actually called, so I told him about 7th Column and the Septagon...

Anyway, cool guy. We'll probably see him around, and he's definitely a good Halo player.

-brady

  • 04.27.2008 7:44 PM PDT
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Join KOTOR!

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Wow just wow....

  • 04.27.2008 7:59 PM PDT

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The Screw.. I like it, it has a certain, ring to it. And it seems to rhyme with the phrase "Epic Win!"

  • 04.27.2008 8:12 PM PDT
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The screw.
Epic win.

And that's my rap.

  • 04.27.2008 8:25 PM PDT

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Hmm... Looks like The Screw is already dying out. My forecast is that it will become one of the legends of Bungie.net that will get forgotten in a few months.

  • 04.27.2008 9:26 PM PDT

I'm a serious dude, so what?

Posted by: Deus_Ex_Machina
Hmm... Looks like The Screw is already dying out. My forecast is that it will become one of the legends of Bungie.net that will get forgotten in a few months.


no u


-brady

  • 04.27.2008 9:45 PM PDT

http://bungie.wikia.com/wiki/The_Septagon now redirects to The Screw.

  • 04.27.2008 9:48 PM PDT

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The Screw, a portrait.

  • 04.27.2008 9:50 PM PDT

"The strength of the pack is the wolf, the strength of the wolf is the pack."

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me..."

ODST for life

I cant believe this turned into such a big deal, I have been watching this thread since this whole thing started...its just pure insanity

  • 04.27.2008 9:53 PM PDT

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Someone needs to track down the OP, give him a cookie-filled pie.

  • 04.27.2008 10:00 PM PDT
Subject: The Screw

I'd cross the bridge to "tear her bithia"

LOL. The Screw. So what happens when everyone in the game has it? Screwtacuilar?

  • 04.27.2008 10:09 PM PDT
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Join the fight or be an outcast!

And yes ^^

  • 04.27.2008 10:11 PM PDT
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‘The conscious is cancerous if allowed to linger’

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

I am the screwdriver.

  • 04.28.2008 1:58 AM PDT