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ooh! i love family guy... a laugh a minute!

whats the funniest family guy moment???

Don't use the damn caps so much - Maka

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  • 02.03.2005 6:45 PM PDT
Subject: SHARE YOUR FAVRIOT FAMILY GUY QUOTE!
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"you wanna come come to my house for some popsicles?"-old man

  • 02.03.2005 6:48 PM PDT
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gimme tha sex box (points at a VCR)... NO ITS MY TURN TO USE THA SEX BOX... and her name is Sony

  • 02.03.2005 6:50 PM PDT

Le Mediocrity. It's fun when we win, and funny when we lose!

Quagmire: "Here let me get my keys.........................................here you go!"

  • 02.03.2005 6:54 PM PDT
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"omg I'm late, well peter it you didnt spend so much time in front of the mirror, no Lois I'm late!! have you lost your mind!"

  • 02.03.2005 6:54 PM PDT
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"I'd do everything to you, what? I'd do anything for you, ohh yeah"

  • 02.03.2005 6:55 PM PDT
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"But no sprinkles! for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!

  • 02.03.2005 6:56 PM PDT
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"IT'S THE GOVERNMENT! RUN E.T. RUN!!"

"WAAAAAH!!"

  • 02.03.2005 6:59 PM PDT

Le Mediocrity. It's fun when we win, and funny when we lose!

Like a bunch of college freshmen who were rejected from Harvard and forced to go to Brown - Brian and Stewie, "Road to Rhode Island."

Note: I was rejected from Harvard and forced to go to Brown.

  • 02.03.2005 7:01 PM PDT
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I've had a family guy quote in my sig since, well forever.

  • 02.03.2005 7:04 PM PDT
Subject: SHARE YOUR FAVRIOT FAMILY GUY QUOTE! LOL WTF!!1!!!!11
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Well, the best scene is either when Peter Fights the chicken or Meg drag races the Amish guy.

Stewie: Well, it's not so much that I want to "kill" Lois, let's just say that I want her to cease existing.

  • 02.03.2005 7:05 PM PDT
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<PANT PANT> *CHICKEN...* <PANT PANT> *GAVE ME A BAD CUPON* <PANT PANT>

  • 02.03.2005 7:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: Casey
Stewie: Well, it's not so much that I want to "kill" Lois, let's just say that I want her to cease existing.
not trying to be an ass but he says "i don't want her to be alive anymore."

  • 02.03.2005 7:31 PM PDT
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Stewie:You know mother they say life is like a box of chocolates, however your life is like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES! Surrender the mind control, or be destoyed.

  • 02.03.2005 7:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: Casey
Stewie: Well, it's not so much that I want to "kill" Lois, let's just say that I want her to cease existing.
not trying to be an ass but he says "i don't want her to be alive anymore."

Oh, cool. Thanks, I'm not very good with remembering quotes unless I've heard them a zillion times. I've only seen that episode like twice.

  • 02.03.2005 7:53 PM PDT
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Oh! Here's one!

Hick: Hey, it's my turn with the sex box!

Hick2 (Holding VCR): No, I'm not dun with 'er yet!

...Or something like that.

  • 02.03.2005 7:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Casey
Posted by: Spartan 133 aka
Posted by: Casey
Stewie: Well, it's not so much that I want to "kill" Lois, let's just say that I want her to cease existing.
not trying to be an ass but he says "i don't want her to be alive anymore."

Oh, cool. Thanks, I'm not very good with remembering quotes unless I've heard them a zillion times. I've only seen that episode like twice.


Acually Casey I'm pretty sure you're right.

"What the duce?!?" -Stewie

  • 02.03.2005 7:57 PM PDT
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Mines isnt really a quote but funny nonetheless. Its when Peter starts breastfeeding Stewie and Stewie pulls the hair out of his mouth.

  • 02.03.2005 7:59 PM PDT
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Peter: You gonna eat that stapler?
Guy: Mr Griffin you cant eat a stapler....
Peter: .....waaannnaa split it?

  • 02.03.2005 8:14 PM PDT
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"What the duce?!?" -Stewie

Sorry, I'm a stickler for grammar: 'less it's something else, it's "deuce". Thanks, no hating.

  • 02.03.2005 8:20 PM PDT
Subject: SHARE YOUR FAVRIOTe FAMILY GUY QUOTE! LOL WTF!!1!!!!11
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'You can't talk to a Psycho like a nOrmal human bEing' - Annie Decatur Danielewski - or is it?

Mothers are trails on stars in the night . . .
Fathers are black holes that suck up the light.

We used to be friends a long time ago

1.
Stewie to airport security guard he is trying to bribe
"What will it take. . .money. . .drugs. . .boooooze. . .Women"
Stewie looks at him quizically "Men."

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This is fRom an episode about half the way through the initial series run
Brian and Peter in a Bar and Brian has just said something to Peter
Peter shocked and amazed - [color=magenta]"You can Talk!"[/color]
They stare at each other in silence for 15 seconds.
Brian keeps talking as if Peter said nothing - classic.

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3.
Lois - "Chris just get in the 10 inch or less lane" pause "ITEMS, 10 ITEMS!"

  • 02.03.2005 8:23 PM PDT

Le Mediocrity. It's fun when we win, and funny when we lose!

Chris: Okay, I'm thinking of a word, and this time, it's really not "Kitty."
Meg: Is it "Kitty?"
Chris: Get out of my head!!!!

  • 02.03.2005 8:27 PM PDT
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'You can't talk to a Psycho like a nOrmal human bEing' - Annie Decatur Danielewski - or is it?

Mothers are trails on stars in the night . . .
Fathers are black holes that suck up the light.

We used to be friends a long time ago

OFF TOPIC
I just remembered this.

In an Unreal Tournament for PC there was a Mod to it to allow you to become Stewie

How funny would that be if you pwned a team in Halo as Stewie

[COLOR=BLACK]VICTORY IS MINE![/COLOR]

  • 02.03.2005 8:29 PM PDT
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dear: dog

I am leaving forever to go live with the children on jolly farms,
ps: I have left the sweater lois got me on the desk, I would like you to return it, its not a terrible sweater its just I dont know when I would ever wear it, Im sure they will exchange it or give you store credit if you make a fuss, pps: I found a button on the floor, im not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myselft to throw out a button, because I know as soon as I do I will find the garment it goes to, hmm could it go on the sweater? oh nevermind im just rambling, so long forever, ppps: I think Ill take the sweater it gets chilli in london,

something like that

  • 02.03.2005 8:30 PM PDT
Subject: SHARE YOUR FAVRIOT FAMILY GUY QUOTE! LOL WTF!!1!!!!11
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"Uh, my name is... Pea.... uh... Tear..... Griffen!

Peter Griffen!"

[Edited on 2/3/2005 8:37:12 PM]

  • 02.03.2005 8:37 PM PDT

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