- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
As Master Chief took off his helmet on Television across the world, a copy of the Xbox game FABLE popped out of his suit instead, and the lifeless body of Master Chief disappeared.
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The world became dark and the sky turned blood red....
The clowns began to -blam!- out and ravage the people of Earth.
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet playing Fable over Halo 2 all day.
That is your answer.