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* Design your own personal banner for use in CTF matches
* Come up with a long list of colorful put-downs to taunt and belittle fallen foes
* Continue work on your Lego constructed scale-model of the E3 Zanzibar map
* Try to convince local election boards to put Halo characters on the presidential ballot -- How about Vice President Yayap? I mean Mr. Vice President Yayap!
* Get together with 15 friends and reenact the battle of Thermopylae with and all-SPARTAN II cast on Sidewinder or Blood Gulch
* Create an impenetrable, climate controlled, underground bunker to house the three back-up copies of Halo 2 you have reserved
* Name or rename the fish in your aquarium after your favorite Halo characters
* Sumbit your ideas for another Halo novel, which consist mainly of the Master Chief sabotaging an entire Covenant armada using a can-opener, a deflated basketball and half a AAA battery along with other ideas that you from watching MacGyver
* Write your 100th letter to Joe Staten begging him to somehow include Police Chief Clancy Wiggum in the plot of Halo 2
* Begin holding gatherings with your bungie brothers and sisters in preparation for impending WORLD DOMINATION
* Write to Congress to request federal funds to acquire a 61" widescreen projection TV, a five-speaker digital surround sound system and subwoofer in order to perform "Battlefield Simulations"
* Register to vote(election on November 2nd)
* Start a ridiculous rumor that Bungie is using its headquarters to broadcast mind-bending radio waves in an effort to condition people to purchase their merchandise
* Make a tinfoil hat to block the aforementioned radio waves
* Lobby the US Postal Service to release a series of stamps commemorating the Pillar of Autumn and its crew
* Make a list of your own like this, or just add to this one
Questions, Comments, Snide Remarks?
[Edited on 6/20/2004 11:10:49 AM]