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Subject: I got thrown out of a bar in New York City.... Blue Collar Thread.
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I got into a car crash in Mexico and i had to have a plate put into my head, before the doctor put it in he said,"Careful the plate's hot."

  • 02.05.2005 2:00 PM PDT
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hahaha dude thats quite funny, i love bad jokes

  • 02.05.2005 2:03 PM PDT
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*walks away confused*

  • 02.05.2005 2:05 PM PDT
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the other day i was sitting in a beanbag chair naked eatting cheetos flipping through the tv and i saw Robert Tilton, he is a televangelist from Dallas and he was staring at me. he goes, "are you lonely?" yeah, "have you spent half or your life pursuing sins of the flesh?" this guy's good, "are you sitting in a beanbag chair, naked, eating cheetos?" :0 yes sir! "do you feel the urge to get up and send me a thousand dollars?" close, i thought he was talking to me for a second.

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wot has the car crash got to do with getting thrown out of a bar in New York?

  • 02.05.2005 2:28 PM PDT
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it's on a comedy show, they are jokes by the great....(drum roll)Ron White!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 02.05.2005 2:30 PM PDT
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Anyone heard of Russell Peters?

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gEt-Err-dun

  • 02.05.2005 2:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: whoop ass 101
gEt-Err-dun

that's larry the cable guy
i believe that the Rolling Stones have gathered alittle moss.

[Edited on 2/5/2005 3:19:30 PM]

  • 02.05.2005 2:54 PM PDT