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Subject: It's All Just a Popularity Contest!
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Damnit! I was cheated out of a promotion(again), this time to some punk kid who only got the promotion because his dad is 'the boss'. Screw that! I'm kickin' that kids' ass tomorrow. I'm te better worker, I should get the promotion. Nepatism is alive and well. And it's screwing me over!

  • 06.20.2004 1:09 PM PDT

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Tell the crazy knife guy the kid has been hanging around with his wife. That should fix things.

  • 06.20.2004 1:10 PM PDT

-S

Good plan. Lose the promotion, attack the promoted, lose your job. You're a thinker.

  • 06.20.2004 1:11 PM PDT

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At least he'll have fun in the process.

  • 06.20.2004 1:12 PM PDT
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I'm not going anywhere near that knife guy! Or his wife.

  • 06.20.2004 1:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: Shishka
Good plan. Lose the promotion, attack the promoted, lose your job. You're a thinker.


BAHH HUMBUG

  • 06.20.2004 1:13 PM PDT

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Posted by: GreenChief
I'm not going anywhere near that knife guy! Or his wife.




Call him and use one of those voice disguiser machines. Then sit back, and watch the fun. Its a two birds with one stone kinda thing.

  • 06.20.2004 1:14 PM PDT
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i ahte to be all like nostrodamus or any thing, but be paitient. if you wait long enough your oprotunity will arise.

...or somthing like that. my boss won't fire this kid who has "connections" with th3e big boss of ware i work. and he is late EVERY DAY! just goes to show you that the world isn't fare.

if i couldn't look on the brighter side of things i would have killed my self by now.

  • 06.20.2004 1:14 PM PDT
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Everyone hate's that kid! He strolls in an hour late every day, doesn't do any work, then he eat's his 'lunch' and drinks his fancy 'water', while the rest of us eat cheeze puffs with bleach! He's not so great. That's it, I'm hiring a mob don to do some work for me. I have money, 86 this kid!

  • 06.20.2004 1:17 PM PDT
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Knowing your past, logical posts, I take it your exaggerating?

  • 06.20.2004 1:21 PM PDT
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Well... yes. But I did get screwed out of a job by the boss' stupid kid. And I do hate him. And I do want to see him in alot of physical pain.

  • 06.20.2004 1:24 PM PDT
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try putting x-lax in his 'facny water' and itching powder in his panties

  • 06.20.2004 1:26 PM PDT
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They don't sell stuff like that in Russia. : (

  • 06.20.2004 1:29 PM PDT
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Ok, this is what I've gotten so far:

- You enjoy bleaching your cheese puffs
- Your going to complain about someone getting a reward for doing work, when by complaining, you yourself are not doing any work.
- Water is a measure of how fancy you are, and by using it in an eight year old's context, you have officially created a stupidly horrible insult.

Damn I'm good.

  • 06.20.2004 1:34 PM PDT
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Cool, so greencheif is back?

  • 06.20.2004 1:36 PM PDT
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What? You missed something. The kid(hereby known as jackass)doesn't fo any work. I work my ass off, and get nothing! Nada! Zip! Zilch!

I do not bleach my cheese puffs, I was kidding about that.

You need to go back and read everyhting once more. Damn, you suck.

  • 06.20.2004 1:39 PM PDT
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well maybe you should drink more bleach....that might help you get promoted...and then go drink some antifreeze to boost your charisma!

  • 06.20.2004 1:41 PM PDT
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Well you have 2 options: Just go along with it

Or go down with the ship, kick the kids ass, egg the place where you work, and leave a flaming bag of crap on the boss' door. Then find a new job.(recommended)

  • 06.20.2004 1:43 PM PDT
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I agree with the Canadian....egging the place will solve all your troubles and best of all.


the COPS wont care one bit!!!

  • 06.20.2004 1:44 PM PDT
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...Why don't I go digest some other biohazardous materials, while I'm at it? Nothing goes better with antifreeze, than battery acid! And then maybe I could add some antrax for good measure!

  • 06.20.2004 1:45 PM PDT
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hey whatever floats your boat....want some liquid nitrogen too?

  • 06.20.2004 1:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: GreenChief
Everyone hate's that kid! He strolls in an hour late every day, doesn't do any work, then he eat's his 'lunch' and drinks his fancy 'water', while the rest of us eat cheeze puffs with bleach! He's not so great. That's it, I'm hiring a mob don to do some work for me. I have money, 86 this kid!

the "kid" must be related to "the man". and the man is evil. EEEEEeeeeeeeeeevil

  • 06.20.2004 1:48 PM PDT
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no x-lax danm it

  • 06.20.2004 1:48 PM PDT
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or a nice Sodium chaser?

  • 06.20.2004 1:51 PM PDT
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Well.... I think it's a bit my fault that I didn't get the promotion. You see, my boss brought his daughter in to work one day, because she was going to be doing some stupid school assignment on something, I can't remember what, and this chick was fugly. And I'm not being mean, this was one of the ugliest chicks I've ever seen in my life! So, instinctly, I started making fun of her. And suddenly, my friends at work left in a hurry right in the middle of my ugly jokes, so I turn around, BAM! Boss standing right behind me, fact red as a tomato. He was so mad, I'm surprised he didn't fire me. So, I guess he thought he'd get his revenge two years later, by screwing me out of my promotion. In a way, I screwed myself. But he still shouldn't have picked his stupid ass son.

  • 06.20.2004 1:53 PM PDT

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