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What's your favorite Red vs Blue quote? My favorite has got to be:

-I will take that fuzzy glowing hamburger please.
-Thats not a hamburger. THAT'S A GRENADE!
-I know! I switched them when you weren't looking!
.................................Maybe I should not have done that......
BOOOOOOOOOM

[Edited on 2/5/2005 4:59:39 PM]

  • 02.05.2005 4:58 PM PDT

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"Aargh!"

"This is it O'Malley. I've got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees."


"Why Warthog sir?"

"Because M12 LRV is too hard to say in normal conversation, son."

  • 02.05.2005 5:03 PM PDT
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-"Yer just not listening son, the present has been destroyed."
-"Ahhh, it makes no sence!
-"He's in denial".

  • 02.05.2005 5:08 PM PDT

Maybe its the janitors closet...Blam... I dont know.

  • 02.05.2005 5:12 PM PDT

-" Sergent look, a sleeping person"
-"son, he's not sleeping he's dead"
-"oh good,because for a second I thought that was me. Because I am blue, and I like to sleep, but if he is dead that cannot be me. That would be silly"

  • 02.05.2005 5:14 PM PDT
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Simmons: "Are you Okay sir?"
Sarge: "Yes... But to be honest, I'm a little dissapointed."

Simmons: "It's okay Sarge. We know you didn't mean those things you said."

Sarge: "No... It's not that. I just felt I could have taken him."

Simmons: "What!? Taken who? The chaingun!?"

Sarge: "I know it sounds crazy, but at the last minute I saw signs of weakness... Cracks in the armor, if you will."

Simmons: "I seriously doubt you could have taken thousands of armor piercing rounds using nothing but your face."

  • 02.05.2005 5:20 PM PDT
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-" Caboose, nobody likes you." " I like me."

-From the best episode ever>>>"I'd have to give you an F in efficientcy ,but an A+ in dramatic timing." ",Thank you ,sir. My teachers tought me appearance always matters most."

-"I don't want to be dead, I WANT TO BE ALIVE!!"

-",No i used to draw them on the back of my binder during study hall.Dont they look c00lllll?"

-"You couldn't find D batteries??!?!?" The Tru7h>>>" They were only at the gas station, and there so gosh darn expensive there."

-"YOU GOT OWNED!! F * * KING OWNED!!! I SAW IT!!!"

Edit: spelling

[Edited on 2/5/2005 6:16:33 PM]

  • 02.05.2005 5:20 PM PDT
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Umm sir, did you just spit in your visor?
Why yes, yes i did.
Permission to speak freely sir?
Go ahead.
That's really f**king gross.


Red vs Blue. Priceless

  • 02.05.2005 5:28 PM PDT

They said you're a pistol-betch, whatever that means.~WebMaster
The Original 7717 ILBs Posts...

Dufrain: I'm a Pacifist
Caboose: You're the thing that babies suck on?
Tucker: No dude, that's a ped0phile.
Church: Tucker, I think he means a pacifier.
Tucker: Oh yeah, right. Man, I was totally thinking about something else.
Church: That's real classy, Tucker.

Edit: Who woulda figured ped0phile is -blammed!- out?

[Edited on 2/5/2005 5:58:53 PM]

  • 02.05.2005 5:56 PM PDT
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sarge: "come on cabose weve gota get the hell out of here!"

cabose: "I will eat your un happyness!"

sarge: "herry up simons, we dont have all day!"

simmons: "i'm on it sir"

sarge: "well herry up!"

simmons: "calm down, i reliy on you for love and suport!"

cabose: "your toast has be burned, and no amount of scraping can remove the blackness!"

[Edited on 2/5/2005 6:40:00 PM]

  • 02.05.2005 6:38 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Donut: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sarge: What's wrong?
Donut: I was just petting the bunny and it went into the soup can.......and part of my hand went with it.....

  • 02.05.2005 6:41 PM PDT
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MY NAME IS MICHEAL J. CABOOSE AND I EAT BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* the all capitals signifies a deep voice

  • 02.05.2005 6:41 PM PDT

dude that chick has a good arm

"aaah you camping -blam!-" boom "you rocket hore"

"i dont have treads but i do see them staring at things they really shuldent

  • 02.05.2005 6:46 PM PDT
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"why did you introduce me second?"

  • 02.05.2005 6:52 PM PDT
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shela: "STOP STAIRING AT MY TREADS!!!!"

[Edited on 2/5/2005 6:54:20 PM]

  • 02.05.2005 6:53 PM PDT
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My armor isn't pink!! It's light red.

  • 02.05.2005 7:17 PM PDT
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"I think we were able to turn off his spanish setting"

"No esta completamente apagado,pendejo"
If you know spanish that's just highlarious.

"Elbow grease and brake fluid?How dumb do they think I am?I'll show them when I come back with that elbow grease."(not sure on accuracy of qoute)

  • 02.05.2005 7:45 PM PDT
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Caboose: Church got killed by a crazy, runaway tank...

Tucker: or the idiot driving it

Caboose: then he came back as a really mean ghost and he took over the body of a ' mexican ' robot

Tucker: yeah it took forever to turn off the spanish setting

Church: no esta completamente apagado, pendejo ( not completely, idiot)

Tucker: 'sigh' ill go get the spanish dictionary

  • 02.05.2005 8:07 PM PDT
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it would have to be

"we're going to use the parts from the warthog to build something that i call the gryph cannon, now utilizing the power of the grypph cannon we can make a gryph-sized hole in the outer wall, either that or paint it a really disgusting color.

  • 02.05.2005 8:36 PM PDT