- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I had a friend who was driving a volvo, and came off an off-ramp way too fast and hit a Semi. It's ironic as hell because we always joked that if that volvo (probably made from vintage M1A1 Tank parts) ever got on the bad side of a Semi, we'd feel sorry for the Semi.
Anyway, after his tank (erm... CAR) got hit and flipped over twice, my friend first turned off the engine, unbuckled his seatbelt, disabled his airbag, and climbed out of the sunroof with only a small scratch on his cheek from a shard of glass.
If he was in any other car, he'd be dead.
After they took it to the shop for a post mortem, the guy looking under the hood said as he went out: "Hey Kid! Do you want your brand new battery?"
My friends and I are putting together a slideshow a-la-Honda Commercial of all our wrecked vehicles, and even some screenshots of blown up Warthogs and Scorpions.
Those are two seperate links, watch both.
-Knives out.