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Posted by: Blue Jaguar
TWITCH 4 MODS


if you get me unbanned I will send you 30 bucks in the mail

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  • 02.05.2005 8:05 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Who woulda though that Twitch was old enough to drive?

  • 02.05.2005 8:09 PM PDT
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How'd you manage to do that?

  • 02.05.2005 8:16 PM PDT
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Don't post and drive, kids.

  • 02.05.2005 8:37 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

I almost crashed...and I only have a learners permit. But they missed me.

  • 02.05.2005 8:45 PM PDT
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invisos

  • 02.05.2005 8:52 PM PDT
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The United States of America-- STILL more rights than North Korea!
--New official U.S. motto.

Cronin's Law----The New Flood Drinking Game

Ivisios should not drive.

  • 02.05.2005 8:52 PM PDT
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Who gave you a car?! Let alone a license!☺

  • 02.05.2005 9:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: Twitch666
-blam!- I was a good driver

Right up to the point where you put the keys in

  • 02.05.2005 9:20 PM PDT
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Ha, I can drive, and eliteskull can't.

  • 02.05.2005 10:11 PM PDT

First, are you ok. And second that sucks. A kid who was on the wrestling team and graduated last year was just killed in a crash, so I know what you feel like. It sucks because he was so fun to be around. It was especially hard because I had to wrestle in his brothers place on the varsity lineup.

  • 02.06.2005 9:21 AM PDT
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how did you crash your car and was it yoour fault?

  • 02.06.2005 9:28 AM PDT
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I had a friend who was driving a volvo, and came off an off-ramp way too fast and hit a Semi. It's ironic as hell because we always joked that if that volvo (probably made from vintage M1A1 Tank parts) ever got on the bad side of a Semi, we'd feel sorry for the Semi.

Anyway, after his tank (erm... CAR) got hit and flipped over twice, my friend first turned off the engine, unbuckled his seatbelt, disabled his airbag, and climbed out of the sunroof with only a small scratch on his cheek from a shard of glass.

If he was in any other car, he'd be dead.

After they took it to the shop for a post mortem, the guy looking under the hood said as he went out: "Hey Kid! Do you want your brand new battery?"

My friends and I are putting together a slideshow a-la-Honda Commercial of all our wrecked vehicles, and even some screenshots of blown up Warthogs and Scorpions.

Those are two seperate links, watch both.

-Knives out.

  • 02.06.2005 9:33 AM PDT
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My mom totalled her car, blacked out and hit a tree, she was feeling pretty bad from a salad. I wasn't in it though, I was at swim practice, but my sisters were in it.

On the plus side, we get a new car.

  • 02.06.2005 9:45 AM PDT
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I can't drive since the last time I thought my dads old jeep was a warthog and some kindergarteners looked like grunts. Diddn't turn out well. I scraped kindergarteners off that jeep for weeks!

  • 02.06.2005 10:00 AM PDT