- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I like the idea of Sarge taking on an elite. Or Donut. Donut would crap his pants and Sarge would feed the Elite a shotgun sandwich. Just like when he got pinned by the warthog and the machine gun almost killed him.
Donut: "Yeah Sarge, I know you're tough an' all, but it is kinda hard to beat up hundreds of armor-piercing bullets using only your face."
Sarge: "And yet, he surrendered."
That would be cool.