- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
It all started by:
McSpanky's dog runs onto MasterofStuff's lawn and they start arguing about it. It escalates into a fistfight. Once they are both physically exhausted, they both realize that they need people to fight for them, and go out and buy a "Make Your Own Empire" model kit off of ebay for $66. Now that they are generals, they start fighting on a massive scale, and it turns Earth into a war torn place.
Meanwhile, the Covenant are landing on Earth to invade since this takes place the same time as Halo 2, but they all get killed by Frag Master's Army's boss guy. Who is a fat Man with a borrito. he farted and only the grunts survived cuz they could breathe the methane, but they then got killed when McSpanky lit a match. The covies are all dead, and now the humans are all fighting among themselves and their armies.