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Subject: LASER WAR!!!!!! THE PREQUAL
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this is the story of before the great battle that ended with markhamx beating everyone including himself.

so make it up as you go just like the others and have fun

FIGHT!!!!

  • 06.20.2004 4:20 PM PDT
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MasterofStuff comes and blows up this thread with a nuke.
(because this is getting out of hand.)

[Edited on 6/20/2004 4:22:10 PM]

  • 06.20.2004 4:21 PM PDT
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you are

  • 06.20.2004 4:22 PM PDT
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yea, just stop

  • 06.20.2004 4:22 PM PDT

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Posted by: MasterofStuff
MasterofStuff comes and blows up this thread with a nuke.
(because this is getting out of hand.)



Good idea. This one sucks. So does the sequel. The Original is the best, which everyone should start posting their stuff there. I need an enemy.

  • 06.20.2004 4:23 PM PDT
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*cries* nobody likes me :(

  • 06.20.2004 4:24 PM PDT
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you wont do so well cannon because you have no legs but if you come to the prequal you will because well its a prequal

  • 06.20.2004 4:25 PM PDT
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It all started by:

McSpanky's dog runs onto MasterofStuff's lawn and they start arguing about it. It escalates into a fistfight. Once they are both physically exhausted, they both realize that they need people to fight for them, and go out and buy a "Make Your Own Empire" model kit off of ebay for $66. Now that they are generals, they start fighting on a massive scale, and it turns Earth into a war torn place.

Meanwhile, the Covenant are landing on Earth to invade since this takes place the same time as Halo 2, but they all get killed by Frag Master's Army's boss guy. Who is a fat Man with a borrito. he farted and only the grunts survived cuz they could breathe the methane, but they then got killed when McSpanky lit a match. The covies are all dead, and now the humans are all fighting among themselves and their armies.

  • 06.20.2004 4:26 PM PDT
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oh this is how the beginning really happened too.

  • 06.20.2004 4:27 PM PDT
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnd ACTION!!!

  • 06.20.2004 4:29 PM PDT

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Markham is kicked in the nuts again by Cannon. Midgets arrive and start poking him with their itty bitty midget middle fingers, until he goes crazy or dies from POKE Trauma.

  • 06.20.2004 4:30 PM PDT
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cool

  • 06.20.2004 4:30 PM PDT
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remember though you cant make me nutless in the prequal so na na na na boo boo

  • 06.20.2004 4:33 PM PDT

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I never said you'd be nutless. I just said I kicked you there. Ha.

  • 06.20.2004 4:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: CANNON 117
I never said you'd be nutless. I just said I kicked you there. Ha.

In the sequel I made him nutless.I dissolved them with my soda gun.

[Edited on 6/20/2004 4:37:04 PM]

  • 06.20.2004 4:36 PM PDT
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well then OWWWWWW!!!!! *trys to keep from puking*

  • 06.20.2004 4:37 PM PDT
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forsting man emerges from cyo tube, don's molghnar armor puls out two light sabers and prepares for the worst.

  • 06.20.2004 4:39 PM PDT
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*Atsumi comes up to teh battle field with no idea what's going on* Uhm... Sir, are you okay? *She asks Markham, holding out her hand to see if he needs any help*

  • 06.20.2004 4:40 PM PDT
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uh yeah just a little sore

ok a lotta sore

  • 06.20.2004 4:41 PM PDT
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mcspaanky trips over a rock.

  • 06.20.2004 4:42 PM PDT
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atsumi! you live. i thought you died 10 years ago! never the less you will taste my two lightsabers again!

puls out fart gun and now she smells like poop on a stick

  • 06.20.2004 4:42 PM PDT

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From out of now where, a midget runs in and kicks markhamx2 in the nuts. "Take that ya bastard!!!" yelled the little guy as he runs, giddy with glee.

  • 06.20.2004 4:43 PM PDT
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Uhm... you Okay too? *talking to MsSpaanky, who she has no idea who he is because this is the prequel*

  • 06.20.2004 4:43 PM PDT
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actually you dont have a fart gun yet this the prequal

  • 06.20.2004 4:43 PM PDT
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yeah i just fart on people regular style but atsumi still smels like poop on a stick

  • 06.20.2004 4:46 PM PDT