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Poll: Clowns?  [closed]
Scary:  59%
(27 Votes)
Not Scary:  41%
(19 Votes)
Total Votes: 46

Well?

  • 02.07.2005 5:22 PM PDT
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I've got a story about clowns. I dont know all the details, I only overheard some freshmen talking about it, its supposed to be true:

Somebodies cousin was baby sitting in Mankato Minn. She read the three kids stories and watched TV until they fell asleep, she put them in their moms room, and noticed a scary stuffed clown. After a while, their mom called and asked how the kids were doing, she said fine, but there was a scary stuffed clown in her room, and she wanted to move it. But the mother Freaked out and told the baby sitter to get out of the house. Turns out the clown was a Midjet that had escaped from an Insane Asylum, After the police arrested him, he admitted he was going to kill them after the baby sitter went to sleep.

Pretty freaky, dont you think?

  • 02.07.2005 6:10 PM PDT
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ive always had a distaste for clowns...ever since i was very young

  • 02.07.2005 6:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: True Revelation
I've got a story about clowns. I dont know all the details, I only overheard some freshmen talking about it, its supposed to be true:

Somebodies cousin was baby sitting in Mankato Minn. She read the three kids stories and watched TV until they fell asleep, she put them in their moms room, and noticed a scary stuffed clown. After a while, their mom called and asked how the kids were doing, she said fine, but there was a scary stuffed clown in her room, and she wanted to move it. But the mother Freaked out and told the baby sitter to get out of the house. Turns out the clown was a Midjet that had escaped from an Insane Asylum, After the police arrested him, he admitted he was going to kill them after the baby sitter went to sleep.

Pretty freaky, dont you think?


Holy -blam!-!!!! If that is true (which I doubt it is) is one of the freakiest things I've heard.

  • 02.07.2005 6:26 PM PDT
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the only good clown is a DEAD one

  • 02.07.2005 8:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: THE GREAT WIZARD
the only good clown is a DEAD one

heh
They should've replaced the bugs in Starship Troopers with cannibal clowns. Those clown horror flicks I used to watch and I was a young lade always did freak me out. Kill the clowns!

[Edited on 2/7/2005 8:41:10 PM]

  • 02.07.2005 8:40 PM PDT
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clowns dress up funny to trick kids into thier den and then they eat them!!

( this story is true it's happen to a friends of a friends of mine who has got eaten by a clown )

  • 02.09.2005 3:46 AM PDT

Posted by: LotusUp
Posted by: almighty joe
i can stop modders all i need is a combat shotgun and a -blam!-load of airline tickets


Make sure its not the game shotgun because then you might be point blank and not hit anything


You can't spell slaughter without laughter

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...c.an I go back and redo my vote? Now I'm scared -blam!-less....somebody hold me....*twitch*

  • 02.09.2005 3:52 AM PDT
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DO NOT think about CLOWNS or else they can see you and know where you live

  • 02.09.2005 3:56 AM PDT
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Steven King's IT

  • 02.09.2005 4:13 AM PDT
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5 out of 35 people said it's not scary!

guy we got some clowns hacker around here lets run

  • 02.09.2005 6:23 AM PDT
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Posted by: Dudeyeahguyman
...c.an I go back and redo my vote? Now I'm scared -blam!-less....somebody hold me....*twitch*


Yea me to.

*moves into feetle position and starts to pee myself*

  • 02.09.2005 6:31 AM PDT
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Posted by: ScarletandGrey
Posted by: Dudeyeahguyman
...c.an I go back and redo my vote? Now I'm scared -blam!-less....somebody hold me....*twitch*


Yea me to.

*moves into feetle position and starts to pee hisself*

Straiten up act like men!(and anyone of female origin who have posted in this thread)*Clowns run up stab him the back and mutalate him*

  • 02.09.2005 6:58 AM PDT
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Only evil clowns are scary. And those are MEANT to be scary.

  • 02.09.2005 7:27 AM PDT
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My dad used to be a clown in a very small circus.

  • 02.09.2005 8:10 AM PDT

John Wayne Gacy was a clown, that should put things into perspective.

Edit: Oh yeah, and he probably would have really liked a lot of the members of bungie.net.

[Edited on 2/9/2005 8:16:49 AM]

  • 02.09.2005 8:14 AM PDT
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Clowns aren't scary...but spiders...those are scary :(

  • 02.09.2005 8:24 AM PDT
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get youre shotguns there armor is weak beneath the red nose and the wig!

  • 02.09.2005 8:54 AM PDT
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I have never had a dream about a clown. And that's a fact!

  • 02.09.2005 8:58 AM PDT

._____Metal
/..}-/-{..\
I.X....X.I..... Jets: Check
.T_V_T......Chargers: Check
...****........Colts: -blam!- them....

Hmmm...Someone always smiling at you in really colorful flamboyant clothing giggling, laughing, and still smiling. I can't take that crap.

  • 02.09.2005 9:09 AM PDT
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guy... dont get trick by clown because they dress up funny to trick kids into thier den and eat them alive

  • 02.10.2005 2:58 AM PDT
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My brothers, I am a confessed Caulrophobic - (scared -blam!-less of clowns). Clowns are evil, sinister creatures. Those grease faced maniacs dress up in their unfunny clothes to lure kids into the bushes, where they tie them up and drag em back to the funhouse, only to eat them and set out looking for more children.

My fear started when I was small, and my mother took me to the clown convention. I was looking forward to it, until while I was there a white faced clown ran up to me and grabbed my nose. What he didn't know was that I had broken my nose 1 week earlier, and his 'gentle' little got ure nose trick ended in agony. He laughed and walked off. I was never the same. From that day on I hated clowns.

Clowns can smell fear. They can sense when you are afraid of them. This is when they strike. They tend to hunt in packs, however, the odd clown such as Pennywise works alone. There are 3 catagories of the filthy creatures worth noting.
1. The white faced clown

Thought to be one of the most sinister breeds in existence, the white faced clown (or 'WFC') feeds on mainly kids and craves for meat. They are the ones who hide in shadows and say disturbing things before breaking out the blade and striking. They are extremely dangerous and not considered sane. They tend to dress like Ronald Mcdonald (who is a WFC BTW) and sometimes have a hand blood print on their front. If you see one, and are afraid of clowns, run. They use blood stained knives and axes. They will only hunt at night, or in a funhouse.

2.The normal clown

Although not as lethel as the WFC, these freaks are the ones who seek out older targets. They will sniff out a caulrophobic from a mile away. They use no weapons, but tend to use their hands to strangle or beat you to death. They have normal coloured faces with read paint around their mouth and triangles above and below their eyes. They do not eat their prey, but hide the bodies and feed on cheap fast food. They are aged between 40 -50, and are usually alchoholic. (They stink of alchohol). They wear overalls with a 'serrated' bib (much like the simpsons clown that haunts Bart) and have white gloves. They can also be recognised by their distinctive and oversize clown boots. If you are a child, then these clowns are not too dangerous. but if you are older, then beware.

3. mimes

We all know what they look like. They are not dangerous, but are believed to work with WFCs and Normal clowns to give away the positions of nearby caulrophobics. They have limited fear sensing capabilities, but are to be avoided nonetheless. Treat them with disrespect.

I hope this will enighten you people some more and give you an insight into the sinister world of evil clowns. Who knows, a clown may be reading this. wait. I doubt it, because clowns have very limited technological capabilities. They can basically boot up a computer, but litle else.

  • 02.10.2005 4:19 AM PDT

Le Mediocrity. It's fun when we win, and funny when we lose!

Goodness, has anyone seen Poltergeist? Basically the kid is lying in bed, freaked out, and he keeps staring at the clown doll that's smiling back at him from the chair. And I mean a freaky smile, punctuated by the occasional flash of lightning coming through the window. He turns away and back a few times. After a little while, he feels relaxed and able to go to sleep. But decides to check *one more* time.

Only this time the chair is empty.

And so he checks under his bed, and the freaking clown, hiding down there, grabs him and drags him under.

Are clowns scary? Heck yeah!!!!

  • 02.10.2005 4:44 AM PDT

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