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Subject: dont piss women off!!!
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Lets see.. i've been slapped, punched, kicked in shins, scratched, and various objects thrown at me but never kicked in the balls, surprisingly...

EDIT: Oddly enough about 95% of that was from the same girl.. of course at different intervals

[Edited on 2/8/2005 8:30:13 PM]

  • 02.08.2005 8:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kingcream
Oh, you've heard nothing yet. I've made weapons of them as well. I call my special move the whiplash. you don't want the whiplash.


That is disturbing, oh so very disturbing.

  • 02.08.2005 8:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
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So... have you been kicked in the balls lately or what?

How do they know where it hurts most??????
<doubles over in pain>

Someone leaked! *narrows eyes* but who?

  • 02.08.2005 8:21 PM PDT
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good thing the meat tects the tatters
one time this chick kicked me in the balls and she was like holy -blam!- is that your -blam!- trust me girls bathrooms are cleaner

also this one time this dude was surfing and he bottomed out then he started screaming for help when my brother pulled him out of the watter he was pissing blood he had hit a rock and his left nut got torn off

  • 02.08.2005 9:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kingcream
Oh, you've heard nothing yet. I've made weapons of them as well. I call my special move the whiplash. you don't want the whiplash.
...... ok this is starting to get weird. lol this reminds me of the first pages in "the flood are spreading" where you said "it is going to be a long passionate and heated night." lol.

  • 02.09.2005 3:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: Superbxen
good thing the meat tects the tatters
one time this chick kicked me in the balls and she was like holy -blam!- is that your -blam!- trust me girls bathrooms are cleaner

also this one time this dude was surfing and he bottomed out then he started screaming for help when my brother pulled him out of the watter he was pissing blood he had hit a rock and his left nut got torn off


AHHH, that must've hurt so friggen bad *Shivers in corner of the room thinking of the pain*

[Edited on 2/9/2005 4:03:38 PM]

  • 02.09.2005 4:03 PM PDT
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Haha, topics like these throw me off. Either that or I must have been extremely drunk while posting yesterday. Hmf

  • 02.09.2005 4:09 PM PDT

thats ok king im always extremly drunk

  • 02.09.2005 4:12 PM PDT
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Isn't it wonderful

  • 02.09.2005 4:14 PM PDT

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