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Me: "OMFG, Dude... wtf!"
AbolitionofMan: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to betray you."
Me: "That's the 4th time in this game alone!"
Chris: "Third, besides he had the flag I was trying to stop him, how was I supposed to know you were there."
Me: "I said, 'I got the Flag, don't shoot.'"
Chris: "Well those Wraith shots take a while to reach you."
Me: "You were right next to me, I had killed him and a minute passed before you decided to shoot."
Chris: "Hahahahaha, yeah... that was great."

Ok, I know this was covered once before, "What was the coolest, funniest thing you heard a Marine say?" I was just messing around in AotCR on Legendary. Right before you enter the tunnel, I was attacking with a Puma and two Marines, (one was Sgt. Johnson). We got fliped by the Wraith, so as the gunner Marine attacks the Jackals with his AR, I start to blow the crap out of the 4 Ghosts, the Wraith, smoking from damage, is still attacking. Sgt. Johnson gets hit hard, but instead of dying, he stands on the ice in front of the smoking Wraith, lifts his Sniper Rifle in the air, laughing a sick, "HAHAHAHA!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!" then charges the Wraith and hurls a Frag, blowing the thing up. That was the single most awesome thing I have ever seen. Anyone else have something as awesome as that happen??

Achilles

P.S. Sgt. Johnson is the S H I T.

[Edited on 6/21/2004 2:43:32 AM]

  • 06.21.2004 2:38 AM PDT
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Puma? Is this the side of HaloPC accidently sneaking into conversation in a Halo Xbox Forum?

Puma = Special Warthog?

  • 06.21.2004 3:41 AM PDT
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Puma =
(at the red base)
Sarge "Gentlemen! This is the M12LRV. I like to call it the warthog"
Simmons" Why Warthog sir?"
Sarge " Because M12LRV is to hard to say in conversation, son"
Grif " No, I mean why warthog? It doesn't look like pig"
sarge "Say that again?"
grif "I think it looks more like a puma"
sarge "what in sam hell's a puma?"
simmons" you mean like the shoe company?"
grif "No, like puma. It's a big cat. Like a Lion"
Sarge "you're makin' that up"
GRif "I'm telling you it's an real animal!"
Sarge "Simmons, I want you to poison grifs next meal"
Simmons"Yes sir!"
Sarge " see these two hooks? they look like tusks, and what kind of animal has tusks?!"
Grif " A walros"
Sarge "Didn't i just tell you to stop making up animals!"

(On a hill overlooking the red base)
Church "crap they have some kind of car down there. We better head back to base
and report it"
Tucker "what kind of car is it?"
church " I don't know... I have never seen a car like that before. It looks like big cat of
somekind"
tucker " what, like a puma"
Church"yeah man, there you go"


A few episodes later..
( at red base)
Grif " It's Donut! And he gots something! Simmons, go get the warthog"
Simmons "Don't you mean the puma"
GRif "yeah, keep making jokes, that'll win the war"


Seriously, you play Halo, and haven't seen Red vs Blue? Thats like being a go fishing without knowing where there's water.

  • 06.21.2004 7:14 AM PDT
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Yeah I shot 2 elites in the head on legendary and they died ( one right behind the other )

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Posted by: the4thhunter
Yeah I shot 2 elites in the head on legendary and they died ( one right behind the other )

the first one i shot in the head and it went through it into the next elites head

  • 06.21.2004 7:19 AM PDT
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Which color were the elites?

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blue, reds and above don't die from a single shot (I think, or it might just be gold)

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Only blue elites die from a single shot

  • 06.21.2004 8:56 AM PDT

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I've killed Reds with one shot before on legendary.

  • 06.21.2004 9:11 AM PDT

Me: "OMFG, Dude... wtf!"
AbolitionofMan: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to betray you."
Me: "That's the 4th time in this game alone!"
Chris: "Third, besides he had the flag I was trying to stop him, how was I supposed to know you were there."
Me: "I said, 'I got the Flag, don't shoot.'"
Chris: "Well those Wraith shots take a while to reach you."
Me: "You were right next to me, I had killed him and a minute passed before you decided to shoot."
Chris: "Hahahahaha, yeah... that was great."

They can all be killed with a single shot to the head, you just need to get the shot above the crown of thier head around under the helmet, usually from behind.

Achilles

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nope, I am sure golds don't, having played around with the ones at the end of Two Betrayals when you ghost through the door, they don't "wake up" until you open the door.

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not Johnson, but i have seen a regular marine take on a wraith single handedly before. it was pretty cool... until he got incinerated and i had to clean up the mess. oh well.

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you can kill any rank of elite in one shot in legendary with sniper rifle right in helmet between the eyes pretty much. but getting them to stop in just right position is hard as theyseem to enjoy walking in circles thoroughly.

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I can't think of the funniest thing I've heard a marine say but I've heard a grunt say " Get up so I can kill you again" and I'm curious I 've found marines alive in 343 gulity spark a couple of times has any one else had this happen?

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well yah. theres like 20 topics on that.

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Posted by: S Pepperchin
I can't think of the funniest thing I've heard a marine say but I've heard a grunt say " Get up so I can kill you again" and I'm curious I 've found marines alive in 343 gulity spark a couple of times has any one else had this happen?
that ahs happened to me all the time no big surprise.

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Posted by: Wra7hofAchilles
Ok, I know this was covered once before, "What was the coolest, funniest thing you heard a Marine say?" I was just messing around in AotCR on Legendary. Right before you enter the tunnel, I was attacking with a Puma and two Marines, (one was Sgt. Johnson). We got fliped by the Wraith, so as the gunner Marine attacks the Jackals with his AR, I start to blow the crap out of the 4 Ghosts, the Wraith, smoking from damage, is still attacking. Sgt. Johnson gets hit hard, but instead of dying, he stands on the ice in front of the smoking Wraith, lifts his Sniper Rifle in the air, laughing a sick, "HAHAHAHA!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!" then charges the Wraith and hurls a Frag, blowing the thing up. That was the single most awesome thing I have ever seen. Anyone else have something as awesome as that happen??

Achilles

P.S. Sgt. Johnson is the S H I T.
the same thing happened with sarge laughing but a different situation. johnson was my gunner and he killed a jackal and just started laughing like a psycopath.

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The first time i ever played legendary was on the level "Halo". After you turn the first corner at the top of the hill and a dropship is unloadin covies is where it happened. I ran up and got killed (Like the rook I was) and a grunt asked an elite "Can I have his helmet?".


All I could say was that little cheap bastard can buy his own, take it you elite and pull rank on that bastard grunt.

  • 06.21.2004 9:58 PM PDT

Me: "OMFG, Dude... wtf!"
AbolitionofMan: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to betray you."
Me: "That's the 4th time in this game alone!"
Chris: "Third, besides he had the flag I was trying to stop him, how was I supposed to know you were there."
Me: "I said, 'I got the Flag, don't shoot.'"
Chris: "Well those Wraith shots take a while to reach you."
Me: "You were right next to me, I had killed him and a minute passed before you decided to shoot."
Chris: "Hahahahaha, yeah... that was great."

I've heard Grunts say, "I Got him, me, me!" "Can I have his helmet?" "Hahahaha!!" "I got you, you b@stard." (heard that once), "Not so tough is he." and another where they say S H I T.

Achilles

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"i shot him, yah thats right booo yah" and many other unrepeatable ghetto like quotes......

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i like what cortana says in the beginning of 2 betrayals

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i was playing AOTCR and i was fooling around with the elite a bit, the one that is in the first room and walks back and forth behind the door. I havent been playing halo for a while, RB3 and SP:PT are my current favorites on xbox live, but H2 will own. Anyways he killed me and said get up you lousy peice of crap.

  • 06.22.2004 9:28 AM PDT