- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
this song was written by some angry dude. some other dude edited it 4 a childrens program you'll see that he hasn't finished editing.
we sat round the table at quarter to nine my brother said you should all know the time-
going for a drive in the family truck i said to both parents i think you're both funny no realy you crack me to bits grandma yelled merry christmas and flppoed out her tickets to the concert put on by Lu Rawls grandpa stood up and said look at my-
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christmas day, christmas day you never know what they are going to sing/suggest/say
going outside for a good look at venus, someone remarked at the size of uranus and by the way whats the foul smell? that pongy stench is nothing but grandmas arsenic she keeps on the shelf bye the clock she rubs some each night on your grandfathers corns which are painfull from shoes that don't fit he feels relief when he sit down to-
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we went for a swim in the outdoor pool dad said to grandpa you silly old
-blam!-wick you're -blam!- you're all -blam!- -blam!- oh -blam!- now i've sworn and i've -blam!- upthis song which was never meant to be this blunt
#%$%&^%^*&*%&*^$&$*&$*&^
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